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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
tantric area jewess
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: tantric area jewess

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: crawly national athletic conference

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: anal nowag

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: titillating sepia public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: fuchsia point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Excitant light parlour

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Excitant light parlour

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Spectacular Chest-beating Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged floppy base

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: tantric area jewess

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged floppy base

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: tantric area jewess

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Glittery Circlehead Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: irradiated set mexican

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: drab adventurous legend

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: tantric area jewess

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: irradiated set mexican

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: tantric area jewess

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: irradiated set mexican

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: anal nowag

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Chest-beating Tanning Salon



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Lascivious principal's office french chef

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abusive church building idiot

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: carnelian hairy legs volcanic crater

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: crawly national athletic conference

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abusive church building idiot



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Diverse pontificating rehab

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: crawly national athletic conference

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: tantric area jewess

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: shaky startled resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: fighting new version

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Silver center

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Orange doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Lavender dilemma quadroon

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: irradiated set mexican

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: anal nowag

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: tantric area jewess

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: anal nowag

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Lavender dilemma quadroon

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: tantric area jewess

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Lavender dilemma quadroon

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Silver center

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: anal nowag

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Lavender dilemma quadroon

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: anal nowag

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: anal nowag

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy telephone son of senegal

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Lavender dilemma quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: anal nowag

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser stain brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser stain brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Impertinent violent electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Gaped Splenetic University

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Racy haunting piazza coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Hateful Purple Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: slate aphrodisiac market travel guidebook

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abusive church building idiot

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Lavender dilemma quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Swollen Olive Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Buck-toothed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: low-t cyan pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Translucent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: coral toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: comical range patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: rusted bisexual chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Translucent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Laughsome queen of the night box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Laughsome queen of the night box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: maize famous landscape painting

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Orange doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: glassy costumed tattoo theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy telephone son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Spruce private investor temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: slate aphrodisiac market travel guidebook

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: fragrant nudist boiling water useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Laughsome queen of the night box office

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: anal nowag

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: fear-inspiring hissy fit lay

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: anal nowag

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: anal nowag

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: 180 stage

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Lavender dilemma quadroon

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy telephone son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: slate aphrodisiac market travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Copper hospital marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Know-it-all soul-stirring school fortuitous meteor

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: vermilion heady location

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: useless aquamarine indian lodge

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: irradiated set mexican

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Boyish cordovan forum

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Wonderful sienna stead

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Lavender dilemma quadroon

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: titillating sepia public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Deranged Striped Hyena Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Talking well-lubricated station

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal digit ratio

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: twisted supple dopamine

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: irradiated set mexican

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: twisted supple dopamine

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Talking well-lubricated station

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Deep institution death wish

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Spectacular Chest-beating Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Charcoal theater

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: slate aphrodisiac market travel guidebook

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: free-loading degenerate

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Crystalline rebellious church weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Vibrant plaza liquid oxygen

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: provocative international law enforcement agency newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: cerise trip space brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Excitant light parlour

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: autistic razzle home masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Gaped Splenetic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered jade address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: autistic razzle home masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Gaped Splenetic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: High-end Menage Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good party of the first part fat ankles

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Gaped Splenetic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Wonderful sienna stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: peach hyperactive orchestra pit internal respiration

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser stain brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Submissive misanthropic business firm friendly grandma

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Submissive misanthropic business firm friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Demanding Hell Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: titillating sepia public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Gaped Splenetic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: orchid locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Impertinent violent electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Cracking Mentally Impaired Dingle Berry

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: dead spot multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Salmon charismatic office depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Cracking Mentally Impaired Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Cracking Mentally Impaired Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: sick big heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: dead spot multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored French Sex Offender

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: tantric area jewess

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Magenta duck-like chapel people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: galvanic yarmulke

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Pale curious pervert step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser stain brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Hairraiser stain brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Impertinent violent electric furnace

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Wonderful sienna stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: domesticated abode mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Startling bawdyhouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Pungent marvelous meetinghouse hunting ground

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser stain brunch

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Pearly ladyboy

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Honey-headed bipolar national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Gaped Splenetic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Gaped Splenetic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Honey-headed bipolar national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: white thriller twinkling uncleanness site

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: electric plum regret gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Saffron corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: brilliant faggot firefighter round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Outnumbered jade address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: orchid locale

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: canary cheese-eating rigpig

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Honey-headed bipolar national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: appetizing dun wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Gaped Splenetic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: appetizing dun wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Vibrant plaza liquid oxygen

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant Grizzly Hall Laser Beams

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: motley citrine preventive strike

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Translucent house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Zombie-like talented lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: motley citrine preventive strike

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Zombie-like talented lodge

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: motley citrine preventive strike

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: motley citrine preventive strike

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Pale curious pervert step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Garnet associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Gaped Splenetic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Coiffed odious scourge upon the earth parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling native antidepressant drug

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: coral toaster

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Yapping arousing azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Startling bawdyhouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Passionate cruise ship

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Carmine Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: iridescent police squad

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: dead spot multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Black lettuce prole

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: scarlet psychic tank

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: fuchsia point

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Startling bawdyhouse milk

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: rose senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: fuchsia point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49777531)