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Pounded beers with Shia Lebouf in 2011

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decide...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/09/14
"like" 45 minutes
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  04/03/15
not flame?
mauve fluffy coffee pot
  10/09/14
Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, whic...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/09/14
This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you...
orchid regret
  09/03/17
pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts
Pale church
  10/09/14
this is confirmed
angry hospital
  10/10/14
...
startled exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink s...
Federal Location Double Fault
  10/09/14
180
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  10/09/14
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Exciting theater stage
  10/09/14
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Big French Chef Locale
  10/09/14
...
out-of-control passionate range
  10/10/14
that little piece of shit left u with the tab? when he wa...
Histrionic headpube background story
  10/09/14
He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a ...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/09/14
theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 ...
mustard gaming laptop genital piercing
  10/09/14
Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/09/14
not an autobot or a decepticon. even the dumb black tran...
Histrionic headpube background story
  10/09/14
...
Exciting theater stage
  10/09/14
he's kinda twink-ish dude
red office
  10/09/15
eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty mus...
Dashing Depressive Police Squad
  01/10/20
i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the...
claret stag film
  10/09/14
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/09/14
Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/09/14
not flame?
mauve fluffy coffee pot
  10/09/14
Not flame
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me agai...
bistre excitant preventive strike
  10/09/14
...
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
...
Flesh jap hissy fit
  10/10/14
So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
What did u find
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
?
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
??
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
Did u not see the NOT flame?
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
Ty
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes t...
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. l...
mauve fluffy coffee pot
  10/10/14
This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if ...
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimat...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
I should be a judge.
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
confused how a judge is conducting cross
Dashing Depressive Police Squad
  01/10/20
Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
lol what i literally just did this in class today
razzle multi-billionaire
  10/10/14
No you didn't.
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
not flame
razzle multi-billionaire
  10/10/14
holy shit
hateful windowlicker church building
  10/10/14
180
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
One shot Kill
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
Now, that is funny.
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME
citrine thirsty tank school cafeteria
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Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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Big French Chef Locale
  10/10/14
...
aphrodisiac business firm giraffe
  09/03/17
what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drin...
indecent institution
  10/10/14
Cr.
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
titcJFC
Idiotic nibblets
  10/10/14
assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer i...
ivory vibrant corner rigpig
  10/11/14
I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. Tha...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/11/14
36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier ...
ivory vibrant corner rigpig
  10/11/14
That may be so....but I said not flame
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/11/14
ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NO...
ivory vibrant corner rigpig
  10/11/14
I'm not asian
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/11/14
sure thing boss
ivory vibrant corner rigpig
  10/11/14
(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/11/14
i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)
ivory vibrant corner rigpig
  10/11/14
Brief wtf
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
Crystalline brethren
  12/12/14
JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. ...
Nudist Cerebral Filthpig
  04/01/15
We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light f...
Crystalline brethren
  04/02/15
...
Crystalline brethren
  09/12/15
...
Crystalline brethren
  11/21/15
I believe this
Soggy Address
  10/10/14
If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
I was being serious.
Soggy Address
  10/10/14
Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.
aphrodisiac business firm giraffe
  10/21/14
I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
18000000
Flesh jap hissy fit
  10/10/14
i enjoyed reading this 180
razzle multi-billionaire
  10/10/14
...
Flesh jap hissy fit
  10/10/14
This fucking happened
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
I believe you bro.
Mischievous cracking famous landscape painting hall
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claret stag film
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Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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Adventurous blathering abode milk
  10/14/14
I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Bro...
supple hell
  10/10/14
was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it
supple hell
  11/21/15
...
Adventurous blathering abode milk
  11/21/15
Not flame
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
flame?
supple hell
  10/10/14
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&fo...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
o nice
supple hell
  10/10/14
Not flame
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
Cool story. I hope its not a flame.
Swashbuckling avocado main people
  10/10/14
I was there and this is not flame.
Fantasy-prone degenerate ladyboy
  10/10/14
in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!
Swashbuckling avocado main people
  10/10/14
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
This is not flame. Anyone who's gone out in the southern...
Sepia underhanded field mother
  10/10/14
http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html
Crystalline brethren
  10/10/14
But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSI...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
I do that literally on a weekly basis.
Sepia underhanded field mother
  10/10/14
He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro wh...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/14
definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/t...
overrated bipolar legal warrant
  10/15/14
180
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/15/14
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/11/14
Not flame
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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...
citrine thirsty tank school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
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Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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Coral den
  10/15/14
post selfie, or it's flame
Boyish Karate
  10/16/14
lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flam...
lake slippery rehab voyeur
  10/16/14
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/17/14
reminder: this is not flame
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/22/14
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  11/06/14
i just love this story, especially because its not flame.
ultramarine brunch associate
  11/06/14
180
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  11/14/14
Whatever.
Crystalline brethren
  11/14/14
Not flame
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  11/15/14
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  11/21/14
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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...
Crystalline brethren
  12/12/14
one or both of you pre-raped the other
bearded menage
  12/12/14
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Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  02/16/15
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Trip prole
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Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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...
Crystalline brethren
  04/02/15
...
Flesh jap hissy fit
  04/03/15
http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl
Flesh jap hissy fit
  04/11/15
Is that earl near the bottom
High-end Stage Affirmative Action
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Flesh jap hissy fit
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scarlet boiling water space
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Big French Chef Locale
  11/11/15
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Flesh jap hissy fit
  11/21/15
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Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  11/21/15
Did u take this
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Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/25/16
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Trip prole
  05/25/15
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  06/05/15
still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity
heady jade quadroon athletic conference
  07/11/15
Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  07/11/15
Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?
pearly orchestra pit black woman
  07/11/15
all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic
heady jade quadroon athletic conference
  07/11/15
Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's cl...
pearly orchestra pit black woman
  07/11/15
(chandler pumo) the whole story is bullshit bc of the alc...
heady jade quadroon athletic conference
  07/11/15
Maybe this was the night http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  07/11/15
i LOL'd
heady jade quadroon athletic conference
  07/11/15
well you certainly said not flame
multi-colored fiercely-loyal stead
  07/11/15
I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not to...
Comical Geriatric Lay
  07/11/15
Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  07/11/15
(guy who's full of shit)
heady jade quadroon athletic conference
  07/11/15
You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my...
Comical Geriatric Lay
  07/11/15
(not an alcoholic) for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 ...
Flickering wonderful mexican
  07/11/15
Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minut...
Comical Geriatric Lay
  07/11/15
but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small t...
pearly orchestra pit black woman
  07/11/15
Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!...
Spectacular Ticket Booth Messiness
  09/12/15
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disgusting pervert dog poop
  09/12/15
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Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/09/15
shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/09/15
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  10/10/15
...
Trip prole
  10/11/15
...
Racy school
  11/21/15
...
Crystalline brethren
  06/30/16
Not flame
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  06/30/16
What part isn't flame?
Crystalline brethren
  06/30/16
...
citrine thirsty tank school cafeteria
  08/24/16
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  08/24/16
We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.
Crystalline brethren
  08/24/16
we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast ...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  08/24/16
Lol I remember that thread.
Crystalline brethren
  08/24/16
Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxicatio...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  08/24/16
Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.
Crystalline brethren
  08/24/16
Literally everything here is true and has been proven on mul...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  08/24/16
Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other n...
Crystalline brethren
  08/24/16
Flame
Cordovan wrinkle
  08/24/16
Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flam...
Crystalline brethren
  08/24/16
I don't understand
Bossy mind-boggling international law enforcement agency
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Cordovan wrinkle
  08/24/16
...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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...
Cordovan wrinkle
  08/24/16
DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU
Crystalline brethren
  08/24/16
flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes
concupiscible massive plaza idea he suggested
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...
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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self-absorbed principal's office reading party
  09/03/17
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Aromatic Casino Internal Respiration
  02/09/18
holy shit chandler
maize odious resort
  02/09/18
can i have some crypto
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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Aromatic Casino Internal Respiration
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coiffed titillating step-uncle's house generalized bond
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Very Tactful Sandwich
  02/18/18
is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?
Peach therapy station
  02/18/18
no
floppy french azn
  02/18/18
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Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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Very Tactful Sandwich
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violet curious garrison
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Crystalline brethren
  01/09/20
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Laughsome dark heaven
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Judas Jones
  02/17/26
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marvelous chapel
  12/05/18
Went to laurel tavern with earl today
Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
  06/15/19
Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in ...
Crystalline brethren
  01/09/20
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indigo haunted graveyard shrine
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Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part
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Motley Duck-like Area
  12/18/20
this thread is essential to xo canon
Thriller lilac senate
  12/18/20
i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all th...
Pungent bateful new version
  12/18/20
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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decided to go to this bar called laurel tavern in studio city, we were pounding some IPAs at this small table when this guy sits down next to us alone (place was packed). He sat there silently on his phone while drinking a beer. I finish my beer, and ask the waitress for another Sierra Nevada torpedo. The guy next to me pushes me with two hands and yells "HOLY SHIT THATS MY FAVORITE BEER" and says THIS NIGHT IS ON ME. It's Shia leboof, he said his name but never said his last name or acted like he was famous. Guy orders me and my bro some more torpedoes and pounded one after another after around five beers each like 45 minutes later, we went outside for a smoke. He was not there with anyone and no one seemed to recognize him. He started pissing on a car parked on the street and then walked without aim down Ventura boulevard. I never saw him again. Me and my bro split his tab. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488390)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

"like" 45 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27608232)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: mauve fluffy coffee pot

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488405)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, which is why I've been hesitant to post it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488440)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: orchid regret

This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you some eth for the tab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34128646)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Pale church

pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: angry hospital

this is confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26495055)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: startled exhilarant twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26499525)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: Federal Location Double Fault

That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488464)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488538)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489827)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: Big French Chef Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489855)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: out-of-control passionate range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489940)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube background story

that little piece of shit left u with the tab?

when he was walking away did u say anything? like "hey, where r u going u little NIGGER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488471)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a cigarette. I didn't say shit. I thought he was gonna come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488536)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: mustard gaming laptop genital piercing

theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 months or so on TMZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488554)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: Histrionic headpube background story

not an autobot or a decepticon.

even the dumb black transformer would kick his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488567)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489828)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: red office

he's kinda twink-ish dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28938102)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Dashing Depressive Police Squad

eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty muscular dude no way is he a twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39408251)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: claret stag film

i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26488568)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489839)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: mauve fluffy coffee pot

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489842)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: bistre excitant preventive strike

i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me again. wtf got me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489848)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489983)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Flesh jap hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489985)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

What did u find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26489994)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490002)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490003)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490007)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Did u not see the NOT flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490009)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490013)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490015)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes though, bro, I don't know what you are trying to pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490062)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: mauve fluffy coffee pot

i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. let's move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490072)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if you'd step back.

Mr. Chandler, you did say you, your companion and Shia LeBeouf all drank five Sierra Nevada Torpedos each in a span of 45 minutes, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490103)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimate of time. I do not know for certain how lobg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490141)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

I should be a judge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490149)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 10:25 AM
Author: Dashing Depressive Police Squad

confused how a judge is conducting cross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39409238)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and I've downed 11 fat tires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490074)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: razzle multi-billionaire

lol what i literally just did this in class today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490275)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

No you didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490298)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: razzle multi-billionaire

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: hateful windowlicker church building

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490305)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:24 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

One shot Kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490312)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

Now, that is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: citrine thirsty tank school cafeteria

HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490315)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490320)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Big French Chef Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490326)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac business firm giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34128661)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: indecent institution

what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drink 5 beers in 45 minutes. I have seen someone funnel a 6 pack in like 45 seconds. JFC asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26492437)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26492606)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Idiotic nibblets

titcJFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26495252)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: ivory vibrant corner rigpig

assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer in 45 minutes. that's the booze of drinking a half-rack or or like a dozen shots in a little over a half hour. if OP had already been drinking, his BAC would have been near the blackout zone at about the same time as old XOshia. not to mention that is a shitload of carbonated fluid to swill down. the most dedicated drunkard bros in college would have to fight to get through that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496536)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. That was within a 4 hour span just relaxing at home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: ivory vibrant corner rigpig

36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier feat than 80 oz. of stronger beer in 45 minutes. if you continued at that base of consumption you would hit the deck in another half hour even if you weighted 300 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496575)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

That may be so....but I said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496583)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: ivory vibrant corner rigpig

ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NOWAG dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496608)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

I'm not asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496612)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: ivory vibrant corner rigpig

sure thing boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496619)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496623)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: ivory vibrant corner rigpig

i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496648)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Brief wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496654)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Crystalline brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26919209)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: Nudist Cerebral Filthpig

JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. Six pack during happy hour is something a lot of people do every Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27597270)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 3:01 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27600927)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Crystalline brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28741060)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Crystalline brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29227765)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Soggy Address

I believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490027)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490045)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Soggy Address

I was being serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490097)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac business firm giraffe

Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26559378)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490092)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: Flesh jap hissy fit

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490166)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: razzle multi-billionaire

i enjoyed reading this 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490266)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Flesh jap hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490267)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

This fucking happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490340)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:08 AM
Author: Mischievous cracking famous landscape painting hall

I believe you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: claret stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490708)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26495050)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Adventurous blathering abode milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26516817)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop to girls, yeah I'm gonna hang out with my bro shia...yeah he acts you may have heard of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26490375)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: supple hell

I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Brothers namedropping Shia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26491348)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: supple hell

was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29227801)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Adventurous blathering abode milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29227837)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26492414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: supple hell

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26492419)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492414

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26492426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: supple hell

o nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26492610)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26493704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling avocado main people

Cool story. I hope its not a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26493846)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone degenerate ladyboy

I was there and this is not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26493881)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling avocado main people

in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26493892)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26495004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Sepia underhanded field mother

This is not flame.

Anyone who's gone out in the southern valley area a number of times has run into him.

He's a raging alchy, and yes, him going out alone like that sounds about spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26493961)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Crystalline brethren

http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26494020)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSIBLE he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26495005)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Sepia underhanded field mother

I do that literally on a weekly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26495063)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro who would get in a fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26495009)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: overrated bipolar legal warrant

definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/toluca lake border and i'd see him out all the time. and yes, lol, drinking sierra nevada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26523573)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26524081)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496526)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: citrine thirsty tank school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26496720)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26530283)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26499489)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26516787)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Coral den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26523558)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Boyish Karate

post selfie, or it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26530303)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: lake slippery rehab voyeur

lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flame, if you live in the studio city/noho area you will eventually run into Shia at a bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26530471)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26537631)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

reminder: this is not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26568207)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26663443)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: ultramarine brunch associate

i just love this story, especially because its not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26663453)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26713472)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

Whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26713478)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26723237)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26767694)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26840742)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crystalline brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26919187)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: bearded menage

one or both of you pre-raped the other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26919238)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27327736)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Trip prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27596817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27600828)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27600873)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Flesh jap hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27608315)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Flesh jap hissy fit

http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27673295)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: High-end Stage Affirmative Action

Is that earl near the bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27673397)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Flesh jap hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28227347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: scarlet boiling water space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27673412)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Flesh jap hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29163973)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Big French Chef Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29164034)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Flesh jap hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29227803)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29227899)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Did u take this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29227936)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31726906)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: Trip prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27963411)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28049465)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:25 AM
Author: heady jade quadroon athletic conference

still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304783)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:28 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia labeouf and the waitress knew and refilled us quick. It may have been 57 minutes I didn't keep tabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304791)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: pearly orchestra pit black woman

Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304826)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: heady jade quadroon athletic conference

all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304831)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: pearly orchestra pit black woman

Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's claim that he pounded beers with Shia Lebouf? Who cares about specific #s...the point is this movie star randomly got shitfaced with OP and his buddy alone then cut out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304879)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: heady jade quadroon athletic conference

(chandler pumo)

the whole story is bullshit bc of the alcohol #s he gave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304886)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:30 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Maybe this was the night

http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/1288854062-2/IT-/exclusive-shia-labeouf-chainsmokes-outside-of-laurel-tavern-and-later-leaves-the-bar-with-3-unidentified-females.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304795)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: heady jade quadroon athletic conference

i LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304829)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: multi-colored fiercely-loyal stead

well you certainly said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304842)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Comical Geriatric Lay

I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not too long ago without even thinking about it; I see no reason why this 12 oz. Torpedo challenge is deemed so impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304834)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died trying it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304840)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: heady jade quadroon athletic conference

(guy who's full of shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304844)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:55 AM
Author: Comical Geriatric Lay

You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my posts knows I am not an exaggerist and I don't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304922)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:59 AM
Author: Flickering wonderful mexican

(not an alcoholic)

for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 pack of Lagunitas Little Sumpin Sumpin almost every night, and would kill them all in around an hour. around the same ABV as Sierra Nevada Torpedo, slightly higher. then i'd switch to a second 6 pack of a lighter beer, usually Red Stripe or something like Sam Adams, and drink those over the next couple of hours.

i don't know about hanging out with Shia Lebeouf but drinking 5 Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 min. is not out there at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304941)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: Comical Geriatric Lay

Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minutes with ease, especially if I've been outside and it's hot.

Probably my worst problem with alcohol is how fast I can drink. I imagine this is the case with most alcoholics. Anyone who has seen me drink would not doubt for a second that I could swill 5 12 oz. Torpedoes in 45 minutes. In fact, I'm sure I've done it in the past at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28304968)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:21 AM
Author: pearly orchestra pit black woman

but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small table????

So random!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28305006)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth Messiness

Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28741099)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: disgusting pervert dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28741607)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28938086)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast for public intoxication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28938087)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28938236)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Trip prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28948762)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: Racy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29227915)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30822171)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:10 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30822215)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

What part isn't flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30822223)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: citrine thirsty tank school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256499)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256459)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256461)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:13 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast of October 9th 2014 though. The Columbus Day sister tinder swipe was the same day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256463)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

Lol I remember that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256466)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxication on the one year anniversary of this TRUE not flame story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256465)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:15 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256467)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Literally everything here is true and has been proven on multiple occasions. I had four beers tonight and am stone cold sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256475)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other night. You must not remember that. You know what they say: truth comes out when you're drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256486)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: Cordovan wrinkle

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256489)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flame, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256494)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:27 AM
Author: Bossy mind-boggling international law enforcement agency

I don't understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256510)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: Cordovan wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256524)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256523)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: Cordovan wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256525)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:31 AM
Author: Crystalline brethren

DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256534)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 3:24 AM
Author: concupiscible massive plaza idea he suggested

flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31256619)



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Date: January 29th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32490986)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: self-absorbed principal's office reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34128639)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Aromatic Casino Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35367457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: maize odious resort

holy shit chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35367463)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

can i have some crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35367480)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Aromatic Casino Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35367485)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: coiffed titillating step-uncle's house generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35367474)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Very Tactful Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35430505)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Peach therapy station

is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35430555)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: floppy french azn

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35430582)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35430608)



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Date: September 2nd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Very Tactful Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36734217)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: violet curious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39406593)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: Crystalline brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39406762)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Laughsome dark heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39407966)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49676082)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: marvelous chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37353189)



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Date: June 15th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part

Went to laurel tavern with earl today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38394876)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: Crystalline brethren

Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in 45 minutes. Fucking liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39406533)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: indigo haunted graveyard shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39406605)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39407916)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Motley Duck-like Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41571924)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Thriller lilac senate

this thread is essential to xo canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41571932)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: Pungent bateful new version

i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41571978)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: Thriller lilac senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42059065)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless brakes point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42059163)