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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: primrose round eye antidepressant drug It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: electric prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Lake preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Mustard histrionic indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Cracking fuchsia azn did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Cruel-hearted abnormal private investor "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: exciting boltzmann stage (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Laughsome Turquoise Gay Wizard Toilet Seat "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: translucent university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Opaque Spectacular Pistol Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Salmon corner party of the first part (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: primrose round eye antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Pale up-to-no-good roommate who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: primrose round eye antidepressant drug Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Pale up-to-no-good roommate whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: primrose round eye antidepressant drug CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Fragrant Filthpig Cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: unhinged school cafeteria 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Mildly autistic excitant theater "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Fragrant Filthpig Cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Flatulent red pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: silver metal juggernaut ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49335487) |