\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
Spectacular field
  04/07/15
Please solve peace in the Middle East. Thank
Mind-boggling Kitty
  04/07/15
...
Crimson aphrodisiac parlour
  04/07/15
...
smoky appetizing crackhouse
  04/07/15
...
Sticky address milk
  04/08/15
...
hyperactive french chef den
  04/08/15
...
stirring sienna temple
  04/08/15
...
Exciting brethren
  04/08/15
...
salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/15
Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push ...
salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/15
...
Indigo odious background story garrison
  04/08/15
*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together* *se...
salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/15
lol
stirring sienna temple
  04/08/15
...
Ocher Demanding Center Stock Car
  01/31/24
...
Indigo odious background story garrison
  04/08/15
...
Sticky address milk
  04/08/15
Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on thi...
shivering primrose private investor
  04/08/15
Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three ...
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/08/15
...
Vigorous doobsian wrinkle locale
  04/27/15
where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
Heady bisexual parlor half-breed
  04/08/15
...
Boyish sapphire pit doctorate
  10/23/17
...
gold institution reading party
  10/17/23
P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficie...
bipolar vermilion native
  04/08/15
...
Indigo odious background story garrison
  04/08/15
*shudders*
cruel-hearted forum
  04/08/15
...
Pale deep really tough guy
  05/08/15
GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Endurin...
Adventurous up-to-no-good patrolman
  09/27/17
(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))
Outnumbered Trailer Park Corn Cake
  01/12/23
...
Bistre Cracking Gunner
  01/12/23
...
gold institution reading party
  10/17/23
...
Soul-stirring Mexican Idea He Suggested
  04/08/15
...
Razzle-dazzle point weed whacker
  04/08/15
...
Aquamarine marvelous site
  04/08/15
...
Puce disgusting place of business scourge upon the earth
  04/08/15
...
Milky Rehab Indirect Expression
  04/11/15
...
Henna godawful brunch mental disorder
  04/11/15
...
Crystalline church
  04/27/15
...
salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap
  05/05/15
...
Pale deep really tough guy
  05/08/15
...
Mind-boggling Kitty
  05/29/15
...
Shaky burgundy set round eye
  12/18/15
...
Sticky address milk
  12/18/15
...
Sticky address milk
  12/18/16
Lol
multi-colored pink telephone
  12/18/16
...
Sticky address milk
  08/16/17
...
learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead
  06/30/21
...
smoky appetizing crackhouse
  07/01/21
...
Henna godawful brunch mental disorder
  11/10/21
...
Stubborn saffron office
  10/04/22
...
exhilarant mischievous digit ratio queen of the night
  01/12/23
...
Henna godawful brunch mental disorder
  01/12/23
...
Razzle orchestra pit mood
  10/12/23
...
Cerebral Gaming Laptop
  10/12/23
...
Henna godawful brunch mental disorder
  10/17/23
...
Hairraiser liquid oxygen stag film
  10/25/23
...
Obsidian misunderstood casino
  04/28/16
...
Henna godawful brunch mental disorder
  01/31/24
180^180 find
Crimson aphrodisiac parlour
  04/07/15
...
Henna godawful brunch mental disorder
  04/07/15
odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
Drab useless senate bbw
  04/07/15
100%. no lackey would write like this.
Crimson aphrodisiac parlour
  04/07/15
...
thriller boistinker
  04/08/15
...
hyperactive french chef den
  04/08/15
rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy si...
Effete haunted graveyard faggotry
  04/08/15
Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually doe...
transparent floppy windowlicker property
  04/08/15
initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
Sick Arousing National Personal Credit Line
  04/11/15
This makes it funnier
Hairraiser liquid oxygen stag film
  07/22/21
0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
Erotic pearly chapel hairy legs
  04/11/15
chilling
180 scarlet location
  04/08/15
180
stirring sienna temple
  04/08/15
epic find and on point
Laughsome gas station
  04/08/15
...
Indigo odious background story garrison
  04/08/15
Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
Boyish sapphire pit doctorate
  04/08/15
Will do. Thank.
iridescent apoplectic associate
  04/08/15
Associate emails secretary for some help: "AUTOMATI...
buff nudist library sound barrier
  04/08/15
lol, lashonda
Confused zombie-like antidepressant drug shrine
  04/08/15
Holy Fuck
salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/15
...
Curious Public Bath
  04/08/15
this is pretty much what would happen IRL
Drab useless senate bbw
  04/08/15
...
Sable razzmatazz fat ankles
  04/08/15
...
Excitant Jap
  04/08/15
laughing out loud in my office reading this one
Puce disgusting place of business scourge upon the earth
  04/08/15
...
supple cyan box office
  04/08/15
...
green rigpig piazza
  04/27/15
...
learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead
  05/09/15
...
Motley mint alpha
  01/12/22
...
Henna godawful brunch mental disorder
  10/17/23
...
walnut ungodly step-uncle's house
  11/26/25
Thank you for thinking of me.
Curious Public Bath
  04/08/15
One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both S...
Curious Public Bath
  04/08/15
...
Galvanic stage sneaky criminal
  04/08/15
Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully ex...
comical bull headed hell
  12/18/16
lol xoxo Franks "General Tommy Franks, who led both ...
buff nudist library sound barrier
  04/08/15
...
Curious Public Bath
  04/08/15
lol
Exciting brethren
  04/08/15
Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&am...
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/08/15
the emphasis is a little more entertaining: Franks ROUTIN...
Slap-happy Light Macaca
  04/11/15
cr
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/17/15
...
ruby abnormal ticket booth black woman
  05/08/15
Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subjec...
Fear-inspiring bateful becky base
  04/08/15
...
Exciting brethren
  04/08/15
...
hyperactive french chef den
  04/08/15
It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style...
buff nudist library sound barrier
  04/08/15
Cr
Fear-inspiring bateful becky base
  04/08/15
...
Mildly autistic school cafeteria useless brakes
  04/08/15
...
Crimson aphrodisiac parlour
  04/08/15
...
electric church building
  04/08/15
...
passionate meetinghouse
  04/11/15
...
Carmine locus mad cow disease
  01/18/17
...
Cerebral Gaming Laptop
  09/27/17
...
gold institution reading party
  10/17/23
...
walnut ungodly step-uncle's house
  11/26/25
Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you'...
autistic lascivious therapy new version
  04/08/15
& he's almost as proliferous. in that morris doc abo...
Mildly autistic school cafeteria useless brakes
  04/08/15
So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.
hyperactive french chef den
  04/08/15
dope
Mildly autistic school cafeteria useless brakes
  04/08/15
...
stirring sienna temple
  04/08/15
...
Magical Big Coldplay Fan Hunting Ground
  04/08/15
Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of req...
Coiffed Startling Ape
  04/08/15
Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin bos...
Fear-inspiring bateful becky base
  04/08/15
Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.
salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap
  04/08/15
Alphas can be faggots too
Fear-inspiring bateful becky base
  04/08/15
Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...
contagious alcoholic keepsake machete prole
  04/08/15
...
walnut ungodly step-uncle's house
  11/26/25
uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sendin...
Outnumbered Trailer Park Corn Cake
  01/12/23
It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does...
red mother
  04/08/15
...
Galvanic stage sneaky criminal
  04/08/15
protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the empero...
Copper whorehouse persian
  04/08/15
Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite ...
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/08/15
I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs the...
Copper whorehouse persian
  04/08/15
...
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/08/15
lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment laws...
Excitant Jap
  04/08/15
...
Aromatic dysfunction
  04/17/15
Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drive...
fighting poppy roommate
  04/08/15
https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&a...
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/08/15
More direct of a source than I would have thought but still ...
fighting poppy roommate
  04/08/15
TO: Joint Chiefs FROM: George W. Bush (heh) SUBJECT: RE: I...
infuriating stage people who are hurt
  04/08/15
Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did....
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/08/15
i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you w...
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/11/15
why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/17/15
...
Hairraiser liquid oxygen stag film
  10/25/23
Cr
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/08/15
...
supple cyan box office
  04/08/15
...
deranged tantric kitchen chad
  04/11/15
...
learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead
  05/12/15
I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and...
Swollen Nursing Home
  01/12/23
Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for
Galvanic stage sneaky criminal
  04/08/15
That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law sch...
Trip elastic band tattoo
  04/08/15
He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to...
Frozen nofapping lay
  04/08/15
He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/polit...
Trip elastic band tattoo
  04/08/15
One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks...
turquoise mewling theater stage
  04/08/15
...
red mother
  04/08/15
Estimate this man's dick size.
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/11/15
Holy shit at usurping authority. MANY more details and f...
Heady bisexual parlor half-breed
  04/11/15
He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but o...
turquoise mewling theater stage
  04/17/15
...
Rusted Marketing Idea
  05/08/15
...
walnut ungodly step-uncle's house
  11/26/25
...
Curious Public Bath
  05/08/15
...
Indigo odious background story garrison
  04/08/15
April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
Jade titillating hissy fit
  04/11/15
love the response time
amethyst at-the-ready gay wizard spot
  04/11/15
...
impressive soggy cumskin station
  04/17/15
...
balding cowardly pistol boltzmann
  04/17/15
...
Plum glittery business firm
  04/18/15
...
Orchid home athletic conference
  05/08/15
This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administra...
histrionic duck-like dog poop
  04/27/15
...
Sticky address milk
  05/08/15
...
Laughsome gas station
  05/08/15
...
Orchid home athletic conference
  05/08/15
Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock a...
learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead
  05/08/15
CRIMINALLY underrated.
Ocher Demanding Center Stock Car
  05/09/15
...
Plum glittery business firm
  05/09/15
...
Mind-boggling Kitty
  05/29/15
...
learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead
  08/18/15
...
learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead
  10/23/15
...
walnut ungodly step-uncle's house
  11/26/25
...
Sticky address milk
  07/15/15
...
Sticky address milk
  08/01/15
This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with ...
fragrant plaza
  08/01/15
once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)
Sticky address milk
  12/18/15
...
learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead
  12/18/15
Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I ca...
Frum police squad karate
  12/18/15
...
Sable razzmatazz fat ankles
  02/16/16
Check you emails.
vibrant violent area laser beams
  02/16/16
...
Sticky address milk
  03/12/16
...
chartreuse indian lodge electric furnace
  03/12/16
...
Rambunctious pisswyrm travel guidebook
  04/27/16
...
Sticky address milk
  04/27/16
...
fragrant plaza
  12/18/16
...
Sable razzmatazz fat ankles
  01/18/17
Where are we on the Pakistan problem?
Carmine locus mad cow disease
  01/18/17
...
Coral Space Preventive Strike
  02/08/17
...
Sticky address milk
  04/05/17
...
Sticky address milk
  09/27/17
...
fragrant plaza
  10/23/17
To: Paul Wolfowitz CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone From:...
Sickened irate range
  01/24/18
...
beady-eyed clear fortuitous meteor
  02/28/20
...
walnut ungodly step-uncle's house
  01/12/22
lmao
Motley mint alpha
  01/12/22
Lmao
Swollen Nursing Home
  01/12/23
plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I ask...
charismatic mauve gaping
  01/31/18
This is an amazing thread.
Seedy Theater
  03/01/18
...
fragrant plaza
  09/14/18
...
Sticky address milk
  02/28/20
180
Submissive Nowag
  02/28/20
...
bat shit crazy metal heaven ceo
  11/19/20
...
bat shit crazy metal heaven ceo
  12/16/20
...
high-end brilliant pervert
  03/17/21
...
passionate meetinghouse
  06/02/21
...
Sticky address milk
  06/30/21
...
passionate meetinghouse
  07/01/21
...
bat shit crazy metal heaven ceo
  07/22/21
rip colin powell
Dashing bawdyhouse wagecucks
  10/18/21
...
Sticky address milk
  01/12/23
Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so ...
exhilarant mischievous digit ratio queen of the night
  01/12/23
...
french ratface
  07/18/24
https://i.imgur.com/EXZ8W9B.png
Stimulating well-lubricated menage mediation
  05/31/23
...
garnet skinny woman circlehead
  10/25/23
...
white rebellious clown sweet tailpipe
  10/12/23
...
walnut ungodly step-uncle's house
  01/27/25
...
walnut ungodly step-uncle's house
  11/26/25
...
Vivacious pearl partner lodge
  11/26/25
...
Henna godawful brunch mental disorder
  11/26/25
...
.,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.:
  03/07/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Spectacular field

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645333)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kitty

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645403)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Crimson aphrodisiac parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645442)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: smoky appetizing crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645452)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645857)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: hyperactive french chef den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645878)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: stirring sienna temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645909)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Exciting brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645917)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645927)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645931)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Indigo odious background story garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645957)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645965)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: stirring sienna temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645968)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Ocher Demanding Center Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47352048)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Indigo odious background story garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646000)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646299)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: shivering primrose private investor

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27647558)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649503)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Vigorous doobsian wrinkle locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27769448)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Heady bisexual parlor half-breed

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649714)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Boyish sapphire pit doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34507376)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: gold institution reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46949273)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: bipolar vermilion native

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646470)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Indigo odious background story garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649603)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted forum

*shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649722)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Pale deep really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27849756)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Adventurous up-to-no-good patrolman

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34306835)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered Trailer Park Corn Cake

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45778679)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Bistre Cracking Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45778725)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: gold institution reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46949274)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Mexican Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27647567)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle point weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649374)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine marvelous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649593)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Puce disgusting place of business scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650237)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Milky Rehab Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27669868)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Henna godawful brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27670067)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Crystalline church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27769355)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27830050)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Pale deep really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27849748)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27989232)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Shaky burgundy set round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29406936)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29407305)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32170922)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: multi-colored pink telephone

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32170942)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34007233)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42711900)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: smoky appetizing crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42714882)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Henna godawful brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43416271)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Stubborn saffron office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45279206)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: exhilarant mischievous digit ratio queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45778736)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Henna godawful brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45778738)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46928189)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46928216)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Henna godawful brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46949268)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser liquid oxygen stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46981193)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Obsidian misunderstood casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30362673)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Henna godawful brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47352046)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Crimson aphrodisiac parlour

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645342)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Henna godawful brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645376)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Drab useless senate bbw

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645426)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Crimson aphrodisiac parlour

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645448)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: thriller boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649376)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: hyperactive french chef den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645880)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Effete haunted graveyard faggotry

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27647193)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: transparent floppy windowlicker property

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650849)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Sick Arousing National Personal Credit Line

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27669864)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser liquid oxygen stag film

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42822912)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Erotic pearly chapel hairy legs

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27670126)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: 180 scarlet location

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645898)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: stirring sienna temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645916)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Laughsome gas station

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645961)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Indigo odious background story garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646001)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Boyish sapphire pit doctorate

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27645983)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: iridescent apoplectic associate

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646005)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: buff nudist library sound barrier

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646045)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Confused zombie-like antidepressant drug shrine

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646053)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646055)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Curious Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646059)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Drab useless senate bbw

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646270)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Sable razzmatazz fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649386)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Excitant Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649736)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Puce disgusting place of business scourge upon the earth

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650251)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: supple cyan box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650265)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: green rigpig piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27769402)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27854561)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Motley mint alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43769860)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Henna godawful brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46949270)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: walnut ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49463308)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Curious Public Bath

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646031)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Curious Public Bath

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646025)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Galvanic stage sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646182)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: comical bull headed hell

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32170344)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: buff nudist library sound barrier

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646046)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Curious Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646049)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Exciting brethren

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646054)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27647189)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Slap-happy Light Macaca

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27670042)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27710630)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: ruby abnormal ticket booth black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27847116)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful becky base

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646066)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Exciting brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646072)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: hyperactive french chef den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646074)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: buff nudist library sound barrier

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646079)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful becky base

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646105)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Mildly autistic school cafeteria useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646218)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Crimson aphrodisiac parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646155)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: electric church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650259)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27670017)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Carmine locus mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32401148)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Cerebral Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34306543)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: gold institution reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46949279)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: walnut ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49463313)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: autistic lascivious therapy new version

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646109)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Mildly autistic school cafeteria useless brakes

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646197)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: hyperactive french chef den

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646202)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Mildly autistic school cafeteria useless brakes

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646209)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: stirring sienna temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27648975)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Magical Big Coldplay Fan Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27646250)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Coiffed Startling Ape

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27647599)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful becky base

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649080)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: salmon cuck mad-dog skullcap

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649089)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful becky base

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649171)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: contagious alcoholic keepsake machete prole

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650714)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: walnut ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49463314)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Trailer Park Corn Cake

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45778706)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: red mother

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649194)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Galvanic stage sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649365)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Copper whorehouse persian

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649377)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649396)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Copper whorehouse persian

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649405)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649414)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Excitant Jap

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649757)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Aromatic dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27711000)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: fighting poppy roommate

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649539)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649693)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: fighting poppy roommate

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649879)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: infuriating stage people who are hurt

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650035)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650343)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27669870)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27710635)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser liquid oxygen stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46981231)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649391)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: supple cyan box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650272)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: deranged tantric kitchen chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27669998)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27878618)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Swollen Nursing Home

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45778731)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Galvanic stage sneaky criminal

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649370)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Trip elastic band tattoo

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649519)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Frozen nofapping lay

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649769)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Trip elastic band tattoo

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649708)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: turquoise mewling theater stage

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27649924)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: red mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650909)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27669810)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Heady bisexual parlor half-breed

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27670193)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: turquoise mewling theater stage

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27710510)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Rusted Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27851709)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: walnut ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49463319)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Curious Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27851698)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Indigo odious background story garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27650263)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Jade titillating hissy fit

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27669994)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: amethyst at-the-ready gay wizard spot

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27670055)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: impressive soggy cumskin station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27710471)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: balding cowardly pistol boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27710640)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Plum glittery business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27711174)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Orchid home athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27851437)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: histrionic duck-like dog poop

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27769352)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27847114)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Laughsome gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27849726)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Orchid home athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27851424)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27851765)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Ocher Demanding Center Stock Car

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27854733)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Plum glittery business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27856606)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27989251)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28573915)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29029487)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: walnut ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49464215)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28337702)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28456516)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: fragrant plaza

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28456573)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Sticky address milk

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29407308)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: learning disabled cordovan yarmulke stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29406604)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Frum police squad karate

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29407564)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Sable razzmatazz fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29843822)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: vibrant violent area laser beams

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29843863)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30037755)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: chartreuse indian lodge electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30037768)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious pisswyrm travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30362150)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30362240)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: fragrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32170273)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Sable razzmatazz fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32401140)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Carmine locus mad cow disease

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32401153)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Coral Space Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32577548)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32996983)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34306526)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: fragrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34507269)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Sickened irate range

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35228655)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed clear fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39668743)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: walnut ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43769855)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Motley mint alpha

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43769858)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Swollen Nursing Home

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45778734)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: charismatic mauve gaping

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35288872)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Seedy Theater

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35517892)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: fragrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36809589)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39668539)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: Submissive Nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39668777)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: bat shit crazy metal heaven ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41394435)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy metal heaven ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41564033)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: high-end brilliant pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42119664)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: passionate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42565542)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42711914)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: passionate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42714853)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: bat shit crazy metal heaven ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42822849)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Dashing bawdyhouse wagecucks

rip colin powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43289786)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Sticky address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45778659)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: exhilarant mischievous digit ratio queen of the night

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45778737)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: french ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47860756)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Stimulating well-lubricated menage mediation

https://i.imgur.com/EXZ8W9B.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46373918)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: garnet skinny woman circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46981225)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: white rebellious clown sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46928183)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: walnut ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48594017)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: walnut ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49463264)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Vivacious pearl partner lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49463285)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Henna godawful brunch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49463459)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2026 5:52 AM
Author: .,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.: (✅🍑)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49722909)