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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| obsidian free-loading resort queen of the night | 10/09/12 |
| obsidian free-loading resort queen of the night | 10/09/12 |
| obsidian free-loading resort queen of the night | 10/10/12 |
| beady-eyed stead mad cow disease | 10/10/12 |
| Nighttime Henna Field Useless Brakes | 10/10/12 |
| cerebral brethren | 10/10/12 |
| Vengeful Massive Shrine Hunting Ground | 10/10/12 |
| Sapphire fragrant puppy | 10/10/12 |
| Vengeful Massive Shrine Hunting Ground | 10/10/12 |
| cracking violent orchestra pit | 10/10/12 |
| house-broken magenta chad foreskin | 05/15/23 |
| obsidian free-loading resort queen of the night | 10/10/12 |
| Titillating church | 10/10/12 |
| Disrespectful racy circlehead | 10/10/12 |
| wild contagious set pisswyrm | 10/29/12 |
| ruby passionate business firm | 05/14/23 |
| Pearl Philosopher-king | 10/29/12 |
| cyan exhilarant international law enforcement agency | 10/29/12 |
| white charismatic keepsake machete | 05/15/23 |
| Carmine hominid | 05/15/23 |
| at-the-ready messiness nowag | 05/15/23 |
| hyperventilating hell dog poop | 05/15/23 |
| tancredi marchiolo | 02/01/26 |
| chinese salaryman | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: obsidian free-loading resort queen of the night http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: obsidian free-loading resort queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: obsidian free-loading resort queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: beady-eyed stead mad cow disease lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Nighttime Henna Field Useless Brakes What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: cerebral brethren http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Vengeful Massive Shrine Hunting Ground dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Sapphire fragrant puppy Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Vengeful Massive Shrine Hunting Ground cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: cracking violent orchestra pit "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: house-broken magenta chad foreskin It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: obsidian free-loading resort queen of the night Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Titillating church tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Disrespectful racy circlehead 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: wild contagious set pisswyrm awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: ruby passionate business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Pearl Philosopher-king these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: cyan exhilarant international law enforcement agency Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: white charismatic keepsake machete 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Carmine hominid You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: at-the-ready messiness nowag lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: hyperventilating hell dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49639607) |