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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
beta white multi-billionaire
  04/12/16
Go back to India
razzle volcanic crater
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180
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180 moniker
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
Claret histrionic university
  04/12/16
not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
ocher effete windowlicker
  04/12/16
legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
beta white multi-billionaire
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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razzle volcanic crater
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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180
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
comical cream meetinghouse
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
Sexy Forum
  04/12/16
This isn't RSF and it's not me.
beta white multi-billionaire
  04/12/16
well whtever it is, its 180
Sexy Forum
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
beta white multi-billionaire
  04/12/16
lol, cr clarification
Sexy Forum
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No just no
beta white multi-billionaire
  04/12/16
So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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lol at this detail: fitted new era backwards hat, Tight f...
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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beta white multi-billionaire
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
beta white multi-billionaire
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180
Wine adventurous orchestra pit
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
razzle volcanic crater
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180 Cr lmao
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lol
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
beta white multi-billionaire
  04/12/16
now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can...
beta white multi-billionaire
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Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knockin...
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million billion
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i came at 'dad bods'
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boy does he have a decision to make
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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180
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Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was ...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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This
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent...
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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180
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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razzle volcanic crater
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What the FUCK HE DELETED IT
razzle volcanic crater
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed...
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: razzle volcanic crater

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Aquamarine Son Of Senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30254788)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Claret histrionic university



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: irate dead organic girlfriend

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259710)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Harsh Hissy Fit Queen Of The Night



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: maniacal mexican



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Claret histrionic university

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: ocher effete windowlicker

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Excitant autistic partner half-breed

legit lol at "brunchmen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30254874)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Blue infuriating bawdyhouse gaping

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255053)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: carmine nowag

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255103)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Harsh Hissy Fit Queen Of The Night



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: cruel-hearted impressive range



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: carmine nowag



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: saffron home



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Appetizing cerise resort mood



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: mildly autistic voyeur



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Motley outnumbered locus candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Poppy idiotic whorehouse affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: razzle volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: translucent hunting ground electric furnace

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: impertinent quadroon

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: cerebral wrinkle pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: impertinent quadroon

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: sticky french chef water buffalo

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy shitlib plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: carmine nowag

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Rusted really tough guy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Racy orchid feces stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Sexy Forum

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: lilac disturbing coffee pot market

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Arousing Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Massive low-t school cafeteria depressive

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant kitty alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: comical cream meetinghouse

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: saffron home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Umber ungodly rehab roommate

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: submissive state rigpig

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Cracking hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Sexy Forum

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: comical cream meetinghouse

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Sexy Forum

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Sexy Forum

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Sexy Forum

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Massive low-t school cafeteria depressive

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Wine adventurous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Massive low-t school cafeteria depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: comical cream meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Aggressive ruddy fanboi round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: bistre ratface abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: black genital piercing athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: amber place of business

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Obsidian faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: khaki pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: haunting free-loading spot

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: haunting free-loading spot

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Wine adventurous orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: razzle volcanic crater

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Wine adventurous orchestra pit

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Harsh Hissy Fit Queen Of The Night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Frozen bateful indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Passionate salmon site hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Frozen bateful indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Indigo Offensive Base Keepsake Machete

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Zippy At-the-ready Party Of The First Part

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Indigo Offensive Base Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Zippy At-the-ready Party Of The First Part

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Stubborn multi-colored kitchen

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted impressive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Zippy At-the-ready Party Of The First Part

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: galvanic jet fortuitous meteor

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: carmine nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: khaki pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Excitant autistic partner half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Chestnut deranged corner double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Cracking hell

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Dark hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating exciting faggot firefighter

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: titillating sooty sanctuary

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Vengeful lay juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: black genital piercing athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Vibrant primrose sex offender trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Motley outnumbered locus candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: glassy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Twinkling Soul-stirring People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Rusted really tough guy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: titillating sooty sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Vibrant primrose sex offender trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: green love of her life

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: aromatic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: glassy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Massive low-t school cafeteria depressive

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: galvanic jet fortuitous meteor

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Insecure Church Building

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: aromatic station

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: lilac disturbing coffee pot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: sticky french chef water buffalo

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: demanding stead

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Sexy Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: nighttime garrison ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser Swollen Hall Brethren

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Massive low-t school cafeteria depressive

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Excitant autistic partner half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: translucent hunting ground electric furnace

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: hyperventilating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: spruce dragon

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Sexy Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Diverse drab idea he suggested shrine

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: hyperventilating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: lilac disturbing coffee pot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: wonderful ivory gunner jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: wonderful ivory gunner jap

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Chestnut deranged corner double fault

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: carmine nowag

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: comical cream meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: marvelous chartreuse stain institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Wine adventurous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: lilac disturbing coffee pot market

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Dark hospital

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: demanding stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: glassy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Passionate salmon site hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: hyperventilating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: glassy lodge

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Arousing Fat Ankles

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Emerald stag film psychic

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling red sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: 180 goal in life

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: glassy lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Crawly violent public bath

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Spectacular Canary Cuckoldry

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: lilac disturbing coffee pot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: comical cream meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: floppy jet-lagged headpube black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: sienna apoplectic international law enforcement agency dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: sienna apoplectic international law enforcement agency dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: carmine nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: titillating sooty sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: spruce dragon

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: rambunctious sepia cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Passionate salmon site hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: olive pozpig

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: sticky french chef water buffalo

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: sick razzle-dazzle jew mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: sick razzle-dazzle jew mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Excitant autistic partner half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: comical cream meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: razzle volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac messiness ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: comical cream meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Hyperactive temple

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: demanding stead

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: demanding stead

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: maniacal mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Unhinged office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Cordovan Tanning Salon Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Poppy idiotic whorehouse affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: seedy vivacious personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy shitlib plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Poppy idiotic whorehouse affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: self-centered well-lubricated dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Talented jade national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: lascivious citrine prole

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: razzle volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: razzle volcanic crater

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Wine adventurous orchestra pit

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: charismatic chest-beating heaven turdskin

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Appetizing cerise resort mood

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Appetizing cerise resort mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Walnut Fighting Set

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Maize cocky house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Maize cocky house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: garnet tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Frozen bateful indirect expression

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser Swollen Hall Brethren

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Grizzly pontificating dilemma crotch

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Lavender Hairless Theater Stage Skinny Woman



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Frozen bateful indirect expression

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: 180 goal in life



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Dashing internal respiration



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Passionate salmon site hominid

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: Gaped contagious gaming laptop



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Frozen bateful indirect expression



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: spruce dragon



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: thriller library digit ratio



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Gaped contagious gaming laptop



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Pea-brained Curious Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Copper Lettuce

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic voyeur



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Frozen bateful indirect expression



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Gaped contagious gaming laptop



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Slate Pit Blood Rage



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: razzle volcanic crater



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Slate Pit Blood Rage



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: lilac disturbing coffee pot market



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: thriller library digit ratio



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser Swollen Hall Brethren

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: peach corn cake ladyboy



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Halford

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: beta white multi-billionaire



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: crystalline zombie-like travel guidebook

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: azure private investor selfie



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Halford



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