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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
tell me
silver histrionic stage
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
demanding step-uncle's house legal warrant
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Hyperactive sapphire heaven
  12/28/13
fucking lol
opaque cerebral ladyboy
  05/12/15
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electric ebony field mood
  05/12/15
so underrated
bistre comical location fanboi
  01/19/16
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stimulating boiling water
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sooty razzle-dazzle university
  03/31/18
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disrespectful zippy toilet seat laser beams
  07/18/18
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blathering sneaky criminal
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walnut lay faggotry
  12/16/21
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Bull headed elite orchestra pit kitty cat
  02/16/23
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chrome yapping travel guidebook
  12/11/24
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Angry kink-friendly church building
  06/11/25
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Dashing Garrison
  08/12/25
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lemon mentally impaired library
  08/12/25
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Angry kink-friendly church building
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Hot pozpig office
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Razzle Hall
  08/14/13
lmao
silver histrionic stage
  05/12/15
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Dull flickering casino
  12/11/24
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chrome yapping travel guidebook
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Hot pozpig office
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
talented jade locale
  08/14/13
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Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
provocative depressive state
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
rofl
silver histrionic stage
  08/14/13
180
walnut lay faggotry
  08/14/13
rofl
Arousing zombie-like tanning salon
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Aromatic bat shit crazy lodge death wish
  08/14/13
lol
spruce glittery forum associate
  08/14/13
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Mint theatre
  08/14/13
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stimulating boiling water
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drab legend boistinker
  03/24/21
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Bull headed elite orchestra pit kitty cat
  02/16/23
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Dashing Garrison
  08/12/25
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sick son of senegal chapel
  08/14/13
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Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
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sick son of senegal chapel
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Razzle Hall
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
sick son of senegal chapel
  08/14/13
best of thread
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
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chrome yapping travel guidebook
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
chrome yapping travel guidebook
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
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Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
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Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Excitant ticket booth stain
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Razzle Hall
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Green brethren
  08/14/13
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silver histrionic stage
  08/14/13
180
motley sanctuary puppy
  08/14/13
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Pea-brained hell
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Mint theatre
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Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/17/13
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opaque cerebral ladyboy
  01/19/16
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sooty razzle-dazzle university
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Green brethren
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
lol
Glassy cuck french chef
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
sick son of senegal chapel
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
blue personal credit line brunch
  08/14/13
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bateful rusted shitlib
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
sick son of senegal chapel
  08/14/13
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judgmental space famous landscape painting
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
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flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
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mind-boggling light institution
  09/11/13
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mind-boggling light institution
  02/16/23
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drab legend boistinker
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
bronze crotch persian
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
irradiated den
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
provocative depressive state
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
provocative depressive state
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
walnut lay faggotry
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
fragrant cuckold
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
lascivious temple incel
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
irradiated den
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
bronze crotch persian
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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Vermilion patrolman
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
irradiated den
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
irradiated den
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
irradiated den
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
irradiated den
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
irradiated den
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
irradiated den
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
whatever
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
stubborn vivacious gas station dingle berry
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
sick son of senegal chapel
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
lol
motley sanctuary puppy
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
180
walnut lay faggotry
  08/14/13
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sienna twinkling uncleanness national
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
sick son of senegal chapel
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Lavender thriller crackhouse weed whacker
  08/14/13
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Lavender thriller crackhouse weed whacker
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
walnut lay faggotry
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
walnut lay faggotry
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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naked feces area
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
motley sanctuary puppy
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Salmon curious church
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
beady-eyed purple indirect expression ratface
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
walnut lay faggotry
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
walnut lay faggotry
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
walnut lay faggotry
  08/14/13
165
Mewling chestnut piazza fat ankles
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
lmao
Rose parlor mediation
  08/14/13
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Vermilion patrolman
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Tripping appetizing house
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Aqua sexy degenerate trailer park
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Big hissy fit kitchen
  08/14/13
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Lavender thriller crackhouse weed whacker
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
Pics?
Harsh base becky
  08/14/13
link?
Dull flickering casino
  08/17/13
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silver histrionic stage
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
heady nowag
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
maniacal lake faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
marvelous whorehouse clown
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Laughsome Tank
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Laughsome Tank
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Laughsome Tank
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
massive unhinged wrinkle
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Laughsome Tank
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
claret double fault address
  08/14/13
Underrated
Mewling chestnut piazza fat ankles
  08/15/13
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stimulating boiling water
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
massive unhinged wrinkle
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
claret double fault address
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Aphrodisiac Cream Hominid Market
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
flesh stage scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
spectacular parlour
  08/14/13
lol
spruce glittery forum associate
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
spectacular parlour
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
spruce glittery forum associate
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
spectacular parlour
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
massive unhinged wrinkle
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
concupiscible painfully honest hospital giraffe
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
bronze crotch persian
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
bat-shit-crazy round eye useless brakes
  08/14/13
180
Mahogany dopamine
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
spruce glittery forum associate
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Mint theatre
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
spruce glittery forum associate
  08/14/13
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Boyish shimmering senate
  08/14/13
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at-the-ready racy nursing home
  08/14/13
180
Laughsome Tank
  08/14/13
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claret double fault address
  08/15/13
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marvelous whorehouse clown
  08/17/13
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henna place of business native
  09/11/13
Lmao
Vibrant theater tattoo
  06/07/17
...
Dashing Garrison
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Iridescent indian lodge private investor
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Boyish shimmering senate
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
diverse domesticated stag film mexican
  08/14/13
lol
Laughsome Tank
  08/14/13
...
Contagious avocado stead foreskin
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
rough-skinned self-centered site
  08/14/13
180
crawly rigor
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Jet odious property psychic
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
overrated titillating principal's office
  08/17/13
poignant
talking cracking locus
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
jet-lagged floppy mental disorder
  08/17/13
...
Boyish shimmering senate
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
henna place of business native
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
mind-boggling light institution
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Aphrodisiac Cream Hominid Market
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Hyperactive sapphire heaven
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
gay home goyim
  12/28/13
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Thirsty Generalized Bond Resort
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Galvanic roast beef
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
red hairraiser cruise ship
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Disgusting spot water buffalo
  03/10/14
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opaque cerebral ladyboy
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
blue personal credit line brunch
  05/12/15
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nudist honey-headed trump supporter
  01/19/16
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Mint theatre
  10/25/17
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Dull flickering casino
  11/29/15
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Dull flickering casino
  12/23/15
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opaque cerebral ladyboy
  01/05/16
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Dull flickering casino
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Stirring roommate
  06/07/17
...
nudist honey-headed trump supporter
  09/22/17
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Big hissy fit kitchen
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
trip dilemma blood rage
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Transparent razzmatazz ape
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
trip dilemma blood rage
  07/18/18
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drab legend boistinker
  04/30/19
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Dull flickering casino
  06/21/20
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Dull flickering casino
  06/23/20
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violent chocolate potus
  07/11/20
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drab legend boistinker
  12/16/21
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drab legend boistinker
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: silver histrionic stage

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: demanding step-uncle's house legal warrant

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive sapphire heaven

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: opaque cerebral ladyboy

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: electric ebony field mood



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: bistre comical location fanboi

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: stimulating boiling water



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: sooty razzle-dazzle university



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: disrespectful zippy toilet seat laser beams



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: blathering sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: walnut lay faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Bull headed elite orchestra pit kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: chrome yapping travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Angry kink-friendly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: lemon mentally impaired library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Angry kink-friendly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Hot pozpig office

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Razzle Hall

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: silver histrionic stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Dull flickering casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: chrome yapping travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Hot pozpig office

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: talented jade locale

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: provocative depressive state

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: silver histrionic stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: walnut lay faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Arousing zombie-like tanning salon

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Aromatic bat shit crazy lodge death wish

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: spruce glittery forum associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Mint theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: stimulating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: drab legend boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Bull headed elite orchestra pit kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: sick son of senegal chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: sick son of senegal chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Razzle Hall

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: sick son of senegal chapel

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: chrome yapping travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: chrome yapping travel guidebook

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Excitant ticket booth stain

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Razzle Hall

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Green brethren

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: silver histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: motley sanctuary puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Mint theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: opaque cerebral ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: sooty razzle-dazzle university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Green brethren

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Glassy cuck french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: sick son of senegal chapel

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: blue personal credit line brunch

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: bateful rusted shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: sick son of senegal chapel

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: judgmental space famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling light institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling light institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: drab legend boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: bronze crotch persian

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: irradiated den

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: provocative depressive state

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: provocative depressive state

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: walnut lay faggotry

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: fragrant cuckold

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: lascivious temple incel

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: irradiated den

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: bronze crotch persian

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Vermilion patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: irradiated den

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: irradiated den

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: irradiated den

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: irradiated den

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: irradiated den

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: irradiated den

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: stubborn vivacious gas station dingle berry

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: sick son of senegal chapel

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: motley sanctuary puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: walnut lay faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: sienna twinkling uncleanness national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: sick son of senegal chapel

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Lavender thriller crackhouse weed whacker

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Lavender thriller crackhouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: walnut lay faggotry

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: walnut lay faggotry

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: naked feces area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: motley sanctuary puppy

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Salmon curious church

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: beady-eyed purple indirect expression ratface

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: walnut lay faggotry

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: walnut lay faggotry

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: walnut lay faggotry

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Mewling chestnut piazza fat ankles

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Rose parlor mediation

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Vermilion patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Tripping appetizing house

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Aqua sexy degenerate trailer park

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Lavender thriller crackhouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Harsh base becky

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Dull flickering casino

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: silver histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: heady nowag

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: maniacal lake faggot firefighter

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: marvelous whorehouse clown

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Laughsome Tank

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Laughsome Tank

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Laughsome Tank

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: exhilarant bespoke dragon organic girlfriend

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: massive unhinged wrinkle

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Laughsome Tank

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: claret double fault address

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Mewling chestnut piazza fat ankles

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: stimulating boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: massive unhinged wrinkle

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: claret double fault address

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cream Hominid Market

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: flesh stage scourge upon the earth

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: spectacular parlour

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: spruce glittery forum associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: spectacular parlour

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: spruce glittery forum associate

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: spectacular parlour

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: massive unhinged wrinkle

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: concupiscible painfully honest hospital giraffe

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: bronze crotch persian

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy round eye useless brakes

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Mahogany dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: spruce glittery forum associate

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Mint theatre

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: spruce glittery forum associate

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Boyish shimmering senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: at-the-ready racy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Laughsome Tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: claret double fault address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: marvelous whorehouse clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: henna place of business native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Vibrant theater tattoo

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Iridescent indian lodge private investor

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Boyish shimmering senate

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: diverse domesticated stag film mexican

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Laughsome Tank

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Contagious avocado stead foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: rough-skinned self-centered site

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: crawly rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Jet odious property psychic

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: overrated titillating principal's office

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: talking cracking locus

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: jet-lagged floppy mental disorder

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Boyish shimmering senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: henna place of business native

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling light institution

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cream Hominid Market

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive sapphire heaven

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: gay home goyim

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Thirsty Generalized Bond Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Galvanic roast beef

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: red hairraiser cruise ship

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Disgusting spot water buffalo

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: opaque cerebral ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: blue personal credit line brunch

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: nudist honey-headed trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Mint theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Dull flickering casino



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Dull flickering casino



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: opaque cerebral ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Dull flickering casino



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Stirring roommate

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: nudist honey-headed trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Big hissy fit kitchen



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: trip dilemma blood rage

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Transparent razzmatazz ape

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: trip dilemma blood rage

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: drab legend boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Dull flickering casino



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Dull flickering casino



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: violent chocolate potus



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: drab legend boistinker



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: drab legend boistinker



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