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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| exhilarant den corn cake | 09/10/24 |
| splenetic gaping rigpig | 09/10/24 |
| exhilarant den corn cake | 09/10/24 |
| splenetic gaping rigpig | 09/10/24 |
| cyan violent bawdyhouse | 09/10/24 |
| cyan violent bawdyhouse | 09/10/24 |
| Comical meetinghouse | 09/10/24 |
| cyan violent bawdyhouse | 09/10/24 |
| exhilarant den corn cake | 09/10/24 |
| cyan violent bawdyhouse | 09/10/24 |
| exhilarant den corn cake | 09/10/24 |
| splenetic gaping rigpig | 09/10/24 |
| Slap-happy Topaz Gaming Laptop | 09/10/24 |
| irate brilliant old irish cottage | 09/10/24 |
| splenetic gaping rigpig | 09/10/24 |
| pontificating 180 field mad cow disease | 09/10/24 |
| Excitant silver step-uncle's house factory reset button | 09/10/24 |
| exhilarant den corn cake | 09/10/24 |
| balding talented orchestra pit really tough guy | 10/22/24 |
| cyan violent bawdyhouse | 09/10/24 |
| histrionic sanctuary | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| hairraiser flatulent theatre | 10/07/24 |
| hairraiser flatulent theatre | 10/22/24 |
| High-end death wish keepsake machete | 10/23/24 |
| exhilarant den corn cake | 10/23/24 |
| charismatic kitchen | 11/26/24 |
| Stubborn base | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: exhilarant den corn cake You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: splenetic gaping rigpig 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: exhilarant den corn cake No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: splenetic gaping rigpig in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: cyan violent bawdyhouse LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: cyan violent bawdyhouse LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Comical meetinghouse Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: cyan violent bawdyhouse BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: exhilarant den corn cake You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: cyan violent bawdyhouse I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: exhilarant den corn cake Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: splenetic gaping rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Slap-happy Topaz Gaming Laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: irate brilliant old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: splenetic gaping rigpig I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: pontificating 180 field mad cow disease Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Excitant silver step-uncle's house factory reset button Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: exhilarant den corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: balding talented orchestra pit really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: cyan violent bawdyhouse lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: histrionic sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: hairraiser flatulent theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: hairraiser flatulent theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: High-end death wish keepsake machete Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: exhilarant den corn cake OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: charismatic kitchen The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Stubborn base 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49736580) |