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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| heady space | 09/10/24 |
| Twisted elite international law enforcement agency | 09/10/24 |
| heady space | 09/10/24 |
| Twisted elite international law enforcement agency | 09/10/24 |
| iridescent yapping son of senegal death wish | 09/10/24 |
| iridescent yapping son of senegal death wish | 09/10/24 |
| Soul-stirring Ticket Booth | 09/10/24 |
| iridescent yapping son of senegal death wish | 09/10/24 |
| heady space | 09/10/24 |
| iridescent yapping son of senegal death wish | 09/10/24 |
| heady space | 09/10/24 |
| Twisted elite international law enforcement agency | 09/10/24 |
| passionate native background story | 09/10/24 |
| Slippery field | 09/10/24 |
| Twisted elite international law enforcement agency | 09/10/24 |
| sinister menage | 09/10/24 |
| Unhinged flesh crotch | 09/10/24 |
| heady space | 09/10/24 |
| Impressive frozen halford | 10/22/24 |
| iridescent yapping son of senegal death wish | 09/10/24 |
| supple dark idiot | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| blue tanning salon dragon | 10/07/24 |
| blue tanning salon dragon | 10/22/24 |
| sienna theater digit ratio | 10/23/24 |
| heady space | 10/23/24 |
| Claret Property | 11/26/24 |
| naked dysfunction | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: heady space You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Twisted elite international law enforcement agency 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: heady space No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Twisted elite international law enforcement agency in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: iridescent yapping son of senegal death wish LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: iridescent yapping son of senegal death wish LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Soul-stirring Ticket Booth Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: iridescent yapping son of senegal death wish BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: heady space You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: iridescent yapping son of senegal death wish I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: heady space Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Twisted elite international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: passionate native background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Slippery field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Twisted elite international law enforcement agency I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: sinister menage Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Unhinged flesh crotch Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: heady space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Impressive frozen halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: iridescent yapping son of senegal death wish lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: supple dark idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: blue tanning salon dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: blue tanning salon dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: sienna theater digit ratio Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: heady space OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Claret Property The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: naked dysfunction 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49736580) |