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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Provocative mewling son of senegal
  11/29/25
Women are 180
passionate crackhouse coffee pot
  11/29/25
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Frum theatre halford
  11/29/25
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passionate crackhouse coffee pot
  11/29/25
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elite slate library hunting ground
  11/29/25
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passionate crackhouse coffee pot
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Fluffy step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Provocative mewling son of senegal
  11/29/25
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Frum theatre halford
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
sienna unholy rigpig stage
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Provocative mewling son of senegal
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
sienna unholy rigpig stage
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
emerald sadistic point haunted graveyard
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Exhilarant Maniacal National Hairy Legs
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Cordovan Pit Corn Cake
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Provocative mewling son of senegal
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
crystalline odious brethren dingle berry
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Impertinent hairraiser brunch
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
crystalline odious brethren dingle berry
  11/29/25
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sienna unholy rigpig stage
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
nofapping market preventive strike
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Fluffy step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
chartreuse coldplay fan stead
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Fluffy step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
irate elastic band
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Provocative mewling son of senegal

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: passionate crackhouse coffee pot

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Frum theatre halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469506)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: passionate crackhouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: elite slate library hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: passionate crackhouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Fluffy step-uncle's house

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Provocative mewling son of senegal

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Frum theatre halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: sienna unholy rigpig stage

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Provocative mewling son of senegal

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: sienna unholy rigpig stage

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: emerald sadistic point haunted graveyard

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant Maniacal National Hairy Legs

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Cordovan Pit Corn Cake

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Provocative mewling son of senegal

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: crystalline odious brethren dingle berry

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Impertinent hairraiser brunch

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: crystalline odious brethren dingle berry

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: sienna unholy rigpig stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: nofapping market preventive strike

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Fluffy step-uncle's house

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: chartreuse coldplay fan stead

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Fluffy step-uncle's house

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: irate elastic band

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49490766)