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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: cracking jet dog poop

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: bossy swashbuckling hissy fit



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Nudist greedy stage



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Bisexual Chapel Candlestick Maker



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Haunting Federal Haunted Graveyard Market



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: cobalt zombie-like site wrinkle



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: brilliant chest-beating deer antler



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: cracking jet dog poop



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Sepia Office

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Hot generalized bond

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Clear angry shitlib codepig

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46661301)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mental disorder parlor

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Hilarious casino



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: sexy histrionic institution community account

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: honey-headed stirring scourge upon the earth

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: mischievous crimson private investor theater stage



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: frozen bearded property

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: cracking jet dog poop

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: rambunctious sound barrier native



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: claret gaped garrison cuckoldry



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: cracking jet dog poop



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: cracking jet dog poop



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: cracking jet dog poop



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: cracking jet dog poop



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: cracking jet dog poop



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: cracking jet dog poop



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: cracking jet dog poop



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: cracking jet dog poop

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Indecent Transparent Sandwich

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area trust fund



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