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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
bonkers tank parlor
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
flesh slimy nibblets property
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
bonkers tank parlor
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
flesh slimy nibblets property
  10/17/25
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jade market newt
  10/17/25
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milky metal rigpig
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Turquoise electric furnace
  10/17/25
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bonkers tank parlor
  10/17/25
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primrose irate faggotry gas station
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Alcoholic Lascivious Depressive Stain
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Turquoise electric furnace
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Turquoise electric furnace
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
bonkers tank parlor
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
vibrant french trailer park
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
tan glittery state foreskin
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Charismatic Anal Address Shitlib
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
bonkers tank parlor
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Charismatic Anal Address Shitlib
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
underhanded feces step-uncle's house
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Charismatic Anal Address Shitlib
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
bonkers tank parlor
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Excitant Idiot Half-breed
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Useless Corn Cake
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
bonkers tank parlor
  10/17/25
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Fear-inspiring fragrant dog poop karate
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
underhanded feces step-uncle's house
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
jade market newt
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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  10/17/25
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bonkers tank parlor
  10/17/25
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Fear-inspiring fragrant dog poop karate
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
jade market newt
  10/17/25
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primrose irate faggotry gas station
  10/17/25
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thirsty abode
  10/18/25
lol
mischievous therapy
  10/18/25
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dead cyan church building wrinkle
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
snowy library
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
bonkers tank parlor
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
snowy library
  10/17/25
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bonkers tank parlor
  10/17/25
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milky metal rigpig
  10/18/25
:(
Mind-boggling school
  10/17/25
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sapphire factory reset button ladyboy
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Red gaping ticket booth
  10/18/25
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Pungent corner filthpig
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Alcoholic Lascivious Depressive Stain
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Grizzly area prole
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
180 seedy site stock car
  10/18/25
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sapphire factory reset button ladyboy
  10/18/25
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Turquoise electric furnace
  10/18/25
no homo at all
bonkers tank parlor
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Grizzly area prole
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Turquoise electric furnace
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Heady windowlicker
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Federal low-t parlour
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
aromatic roast beef fat ankles
  10/18/25
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vibrant french trailer park
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
snowy library
  10/18/25
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bonkers tank parlor
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: flesh slimy nibblets property

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: flesh slimy nibblets property

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: jade market newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: milky metal rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Turquoise electric furnace

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: primrose irate faggotry gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic Lascivious Depressive Stain

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Turquoise electric furnace

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Turquoise electric furnace

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: vibrant french trailer park

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: tan glittery state foreskin

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Charismatic Anal Address Shitlib

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Charismatic Anal Address Shitlib

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: underhanded feces step-uncle's house

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Anal Address Shitlib

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Excitant Idiot Half-breed

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Useless Corn Cake

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring fragrant dog poop karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: underhanded feces step-uncle's house

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: jade market newt

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Haunting aquamarine boistinker mad-dog skullcap

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring fragrant dog poop karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: jade market newt

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: primrose irate faggotry gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: thirsty abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: mischievous therapy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: dead cyan church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: snowy library

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: snowy library

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: milky metal rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: sapphire factory reset button ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Red gaping ticket booth

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Pungent corner filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic Lascivious Depressive Stain

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Grizzly area prole

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: 180 seedy site stock car

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: sapphire factory reset button ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Turquoise electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Grizzly area prole

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Turquoise electric furnace

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Heady windowlicker

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Federal low-t parlour

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: aromatic roast beef fat ankles

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: vibrant french trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: snowy library

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bonkers tank parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49359746)