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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
multi-colored mad cow disease
  07/17/22
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sepia glittery keepsake machete church
  07/17/22
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Mischievous Market
  07/17/22
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Frisky odious boiling water
  07/18/22
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multi-colored mad cow disease
  09/29/22
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multi-colored mad cow disease
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
crystalline sanctuary azn
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
crystalline sanctuary azn
  01/07/23
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Frisky odious boiling water
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
trip forum clown
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
trip forum clown
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
light office
  03/18/23
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multi-colored mad cow disease
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
trip forum clown
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Lascivious wild trump supporter
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
hilarious institution incel
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
hideous main people
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
hideous main people
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
hideous main people
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
curious trust fund school
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
hideous main people
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
hideous main people
  08/23/24
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hideous main people
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
hideous main people
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
hideous main people
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
hideous main people
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
stubborn clear idiot
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
razzle-dazzle philosopher-king
  09/28/24
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multi-colored mad cow disease
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
hideous main people
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
hideous main people
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
maize gaming laptop trailer park
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
Snowy charismatic stag film
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: multi-colored mad cow disease

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: sepia glittery keepsake machete church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Mischievous Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Frisky odious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: multi-colored mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: multi-colored mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: crystalline sanctuary azn

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: crystalline sanctuary azn

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Frisky odious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: trip forum clown

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: trip forum clown

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: light office

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: multi-colored mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: trip forum clown

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Lascivious wild trump supporter

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: hilarious institution incel

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: hideous main people

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: hideous main people

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: hideous main people

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: curious trust fund school

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: hideous main people

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: hideous main people

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: hideous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: hideous main people

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: hideous main people

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: hideous main people

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: stubborn clear idiot

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle philosopher-king

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: multi-colored mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: hideous main people

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: hideous main people

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: maize gaming laptop trailer park

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Snowy charismatic stag film

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49932244)