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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
Buff sanctuary
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
rebellious macaca
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
Buff sanctuary
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
rebellious macaca
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
smoky toaster
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
Swashbuckling shrine potus
  03/21/26
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smoky toaster
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
Cracking high-end indian lodge
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
smoky toaster
  03/21/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/29/26
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fishy goyim
  03/23/26
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smoky toaster
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
Violet Liquid Oxygen Box Office
  03/20/26
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rebellious macaca
  03/20/26
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Buff sanctuary
  03/20/26
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smoky toaster
  03/21/26
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
wild trailer park
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
Stirring honey-headed plaza factory reset button
  03/20/26
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Stirring honey-headed plaza factory reset button
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
Internet-worthy gunner
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
thriller cordovan ceo
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Talking floppy cuckold
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
appetizing lodge dog poop
  03/21/26
wow
Buff sanctuary
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
Zippy free-loading dopamine garrison
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
frum people who are hurt boiling water
  03/22/26
...
smoky toaster
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
arousing french chef brunch
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
misanthropic brilliant area
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Beady-eyed Gas Station Voyeur
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
fishy goyim
  03/23/26
lol
Buff sanctuary
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
and then one day, for no reason at all
  03/27/26
scholarly My current research examines the effects of ele...
Kenneth Play
  03/29/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Buff sanctuary

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: rebellious macaca

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Buff sanctuary

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: rebellious macaca

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: smoky toaster

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine potus

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: smoky toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49759505)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Cracking high-end indian lodge

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: smoky toaster

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49759502)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49778128)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fishy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49761923)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: smoky toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49763640)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Violet Liquid Oxygen Box Office

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: rebellious macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757713)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Buff sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757720)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: smoky toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49759026)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49778506)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: wild trailer park

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Stirring honey-headed plaza factory reset button

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Stirring honey-headed plaza factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49757735)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Internet-worthy gunner

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: thriller cordovan ceo

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Talking floppy cuckold

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: appetizing lodge dog poop

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Buff sanctuary

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Zippy free-loading dopamine garrison

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: frum people who are hurt boiling water

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: smoky toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: arousing french chef brunch

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: misanthropic brilliant area

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Gas Station Voyeur

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fishy goyim

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Buff sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: and then one day, for no reason at all (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49778151)