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You have 12-15 years to live your entire life
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Date: July 6th, 2026 4:12 AM Author: chefboy rd you have from the age of 20 to 32-35 to build a foundation for your life, accumulate enough money not to have to be a slave, get and remain fit, fuck some chicks, and do something of note and aesthetic meaning and import. fail the first two, which most do, and anything you do thereafter - notably your marriage - is simply a function and product of prolonged servitude and a symbol of your failure to rise above your cattle human state, in which you will perish after a lifetime of toil to afford mortgage payments and icelandic yogurt for your wife. better to killself before the age of 40 than live in such indignity: at least then one has the dignity of acknowledging one's failure rather than refusing to admit one's irreversible bankruptcy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981120) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Rickys' Cat tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981277) |
Date: July 6th, 2026 4:16 AM Author: Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice wtf is this word salad? take you're Seroquel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981121) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:58 AM Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981183) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:59 AM Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981184) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 4:16 AM Author: Ricky you only get this kind of information or piece it together well after also (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981122) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 4:29 AM Author: chefboy rd there's a kind of necessary innocence in maintaining some optimism throughout this time rather than acknowledge one's foul state because without it no progress would be made at all. but at a certain point the lawyer who clocks in daily for a umc salary to accomplish nothing of importance while his body and mind deteriorate under the load of petty office work and house chores is no longer a symbol of a promise of a better future but just a pathetic fag who missed his shot. the tragedy is that the same earnest optimism which is for most people their only hope of success is also the indelible mark of their pathetic faggotry the moment their time is up.
you need to care during your life but if you fail to vindicate your efforts your past earnestness that led nowhere but to the life of ned flanders brands you a pathetic clown. |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:04 AM Author: Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice do you seriously not have hobbies? that is very sad for you but it's not true of most/all people. it's also never too late to get some. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981131) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:16 AM Author: AZNgirl in Africa searching for Afrikaner XO is ARE hobby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981132) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:32 AM Author: chefboy rd "yeah joe is a beer-bellied 40 year old faggot with a boss and 28 years left on his $10k mortgage (his wife NEEDED more space) who will never know what he is or could have been...but did you SEE him bowl 208 at the church pot luck?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981136) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:33 AM Author: Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice (weird striver freak who only cares about what people think of him and is incapable of deriving joy from anything else) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981138) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 AM Author: chefboy rd do not let me STOP you from feeding of the TROUGH if you relish in your peasanthood but some of us would rather killself than persist as domestic servant condemned to a life of empty professional chores and management of wife's pathological hysteria, which in both its required effort and indignity is a fate worse than death for anyone who once felt anything that could be called passion
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:03 AM Author: Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice yeah I mean if you've resigned yourself to that miserable existence idgaf. but don't project it onto the rest of us. good luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981149) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 AM Author: Waymo demanding a kitty sacrifice re-reading this poast with all the faggy capital letters, I figured out the issue: you're gay and in denial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981145) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 4:22 AM Author: AZNgirl in Africa searching for Afrikaner Yeah life is shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981124) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:06 AM Author: cowgod This is all decided at OCI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981151) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:30 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981158) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:35 AM Author: Judas Jones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981161) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Rickys' Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981278) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:39 AM Author: female penis There’s plenty of theoretical opportunity to still make something of your life in your 40s, 50s, 60s, it’s just that most people by then are some combination of: a) stuck in a system a/o b) coasting due to being tired, burnt out, satisfied, lazy (it varies). It makes you want to grab people by the shoulders and shake them while screaming “wake up! there’s life to live if only you will seize it!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981166) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:24 AM Author: Richard Ames Except for very rare instances, you need to already be well on Your Path by 40 or else you're going to struggle. I think OP is wrong in that he seems to think you need to do everything right by your early 30s. I think you need to figure out Your Path by ~30 and then work aggressively at it after that. It's ok experiment beforehand.
Though this may also be Clique-dependent as per cowgod's poast. If you ace OCI at the outset, you are given more leeway to "explore" in your 20s IMO. |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:03 AM Author: message board of ill repute if you're not already a millionaire by 30 it's Over for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981372) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:13 AM Author: chefboy rd yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981386) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:13 AM Author: chefboy rd being more generous, there are things you can do into your 40s, but at that point you are also officially "old" and most of the opportunities for novelty and spontaneity that are available to you and considered acceptable in youth become pathetic in your older age, and you are presumed "weird" for choosing not to abide by the cucky lifestyle laid out by ned flanders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981385) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: Richard Ames I generally agree, but if you haven't had *some* success prior to age 40, it's going to be hard. You can't just start exploring some totally new thing with no network, legitimate skillset, or capital base. You need two of these IMO to make it work. You don't need to be rich by 40, but the ingredients need to be there. Starting anew is just not realistic for the vast majority of people and shouldn't be an expectation.
Literally all of the exceptions to this are people we could name off the tops of our heads (Ray Kroc, the KFC guy, Rodney Dangerfield, maybe a couple more.)
If you really look at people who Maed It post-40, chances are whatever they did at that point related in some way to whatever they did before. Even if not obvious on the surface, they likely had a network that isn't clear to an outsider or access to capital. |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:59 AM Author: that buzz, that bling, that smile do something meaningful with your life . . . . Sex with a bunch of genetic females (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981185) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:01 AM Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐) Whoa there buddy can I just put my penis in a cheese grater instead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981187) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:43 AM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) Tell me you’re childless without telling me you’re… you know what, nevermind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981254) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:56 AM Author: Richard Ames (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981264) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:57 AM Author: steffan miller this post is a good summary of everything wrong with modern "men". wahh only 15 years to live entirely for my own ego. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981265) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:11 AM Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐) to be fair the modern counterweight of "replace religion with children" is only a marginal improvement given they are an immediate extension of your ego. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981285) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:17 AM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) Oy! The fuck I do to you at 9:00AM on a Monday to deserve that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981294) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐) Listen buddy I haven't had my ricky coke yet sorry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981307) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981378) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:26 AM Author: chefboy rd yeah except you are a useless homo whose adult existence has no more meaning than than peasant toil for jews to afford to rear your children to do the same (you're using them to justify your own life btw which is far more selfish than anything i suggest) while your gut grows ugly and distended from your sedentary lifestyle and your mind is consumed by menial chores for your jewb. your countenance is ugly and an affront to this earth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981303) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: steffan miller waahhhh wahhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981311) |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( ) Life is Fundamentally Meaningless imho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879991&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49981305) |