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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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bronze parlor organic girlfriend
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idiotic space
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
crimson marvelous school cafeteria love of her life
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heady gay stage
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passionate address
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Drunken Tattoo
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Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
mustard useless brakes office
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fucking lol
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naked ticket booth
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Boyish unhinged step-uncle's house roast beef
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Glittery Free-loading Messiness
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Azure Duck-like Rehab
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Swashbuckling stead wrinkle
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
comical location windowlicker
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Slimy resort pervert
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legit
Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry
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bisexual sanctuary foreskin
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Height of assosciate?
Cruel-hearted disrespectful university mood
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
comical location windowlicker
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lmfao
Lilac razzmatazz knife
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LOL
Sadistic sooty fanboi juggernaut
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lol
startled hell
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Pungent Ruby National
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Azure Duck-like Rehab
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peach vibrant scourge upon the earth people who are hurt
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Soggy menage
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bronze parlor organic girlfriend
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Sticky pearly dilemma black woman
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Pink alpha home
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Talented snowy sandwich
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Moar!
lavender racy hall liquid oxygen
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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dun talking theater
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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Costumed Mewling Double Fault
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Lol 1800
Stirring greedy locale idea he suggested
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Flirting irradiated parlour
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180 underhanded marketing idea box office
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bronze parlor organic girlfriend
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dun talking theater
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Exhilarant legend kitty cat
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dun talking theater
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Sticky pearly dilemma black woman
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Drunken Tattoo
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
diverse offensive orchestra pit
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Stimulating associate
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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It practically writes itself!
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Amethyst property dingle berry
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Amethyst property dingle berry
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
crimson marvelous school cafeteria love of her life
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Drunken Tattoo
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jet-lagged nowag
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Drunken Tattoo
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Drunken Tattoo
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry
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Shit
Drunken Tattoo
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Stimulating associate
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territorial fear-inspiring site private investor
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Floppy translucent casino dog poop
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Boyish unhinged step-uncle's house roast beef
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Drunken Tattoo
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dun talking theater
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Amethyst property dingle berry
  02/18/22
still going strong
dun talking theater
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(Chip Kelly)
Glittery Free-loading Messiness
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Drunken Tattoo
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Stimulating associate
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
crimson marvelous school cafeteria love of her life
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Glittery Free-loading Messiness
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Drunken Tattoo
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Glittery Free-loading Messiness
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Violet mexican
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jet-lagged nowag
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Exhilarant legend kitty cat
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ivory cruise ship fortuitous meteor
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
diverse offensive orchestra pit
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Drunken Tattoo
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Motley heaven puppy
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mustard useless brakes office
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ivory cruise ship fortuitous meteor
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Drunken Tattoo
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*bark aves
Curious narrow-minded area mental disorder
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emerald hairraiser market partner
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Amethyst property dingle berry
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
diverse offensive orchestra pit
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Fantasy-prone Pit
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Glittery Free-loading Messiness
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
spectacular church building
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Boyish unhinged step-uncle's house roast beef
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Stimulating associate
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Hairless Temple
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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mustard useless brakes office
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Wonderful Yellow Depressive
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stubborn abode
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Glittery Free-loading Messiness
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Talented snowy sandwich
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
mauve kink-friendly antidepressant drug pisswyrm
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
irate doobsian gaping
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Histrionic Lay
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Azure Duck-like Rehab
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lmao
fluffy mad cow disease
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vermilion toilet seat
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peach vibrant scourge upon the earth people who are hurt
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Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry
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Soggy menage
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Soggy menage
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orchid athletic conference
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Exhilarant legend kitty cat
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dun talking theater
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!!!
Amethyst property dingle berry
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electric cuckold kitchen
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike
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contagious aqua fat ankles crackhouse
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Rambunctious Overrated Skinny Woman
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Big-titted chapel roommate
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Citrine Razzle-dazzle Locus
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
buff aggressive psychic
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shivering spot dragon
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Floppy translucent casino dog poop
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Drunken Tattoo
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
chrome principal's office jew
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Drunken Tattoo
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
lavender racy hall liquid oxygen
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike
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Drunken Tattoo
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
rusted house
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indigo elite hominid stage
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Glittery Free-loading Messiness
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180
big public bath
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passionate address
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Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry
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dun talking theater
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Glittery Free-loading Messiness
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Beta meetinghouse
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Glittery Free-loading Messiness
  03/12/15
great thread
vigorous codepig
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Talented snowy sandwich
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
comical location windowlicker
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Flatulent station new version
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Sienna Lascivious Set Half-breed
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contagious aqua fat ankles crackhouse
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Sienna Lascivious Set Half-breed
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Sienna Lascivious Set Half-breed
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
anal seedy plaza
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Crawly Business Firm Becky
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
dun talking theater
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180
Amethyst property dingle berry
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Sienna Lascivious Set Half-breed
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
cracking field
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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bump for Buddy
Sienna Lascivious Set Half-breed
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
heady gay stage
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Avocado school
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Avocado school
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Stimulating associate
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
jet-lagged nowag
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Aquamarine pontificating elastic band
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Titillating Striped Hyena
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*makes Buddy partner*
anal seedy plaza
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Glittery Free-loading Messiness
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henna brunch famous landscape painting
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ivory cruise ship fortuitous meteor
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ruh roh
Azure Duck-like Rehab
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indigo elite hominid stage
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
irate doobsian gaping
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
bateful charcoal lettuce
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Drunken Tattoo
  04/02/15
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ivory cruise ship fortuitous meteor
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
ruddy provocative gas station
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Drunken Tattoo
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Stimulating associate
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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chest-beating bawdyhouse legal warrant
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Azure Duck-like Rehab
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Harsh boiling water theater stage
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Exhilarant legend kitty cat
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mischievous piazza
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
fluffy mad cow disease
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Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry
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Swollen lodge
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Soggy menage
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claret rigor corner
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Big-titted chapel roommate
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Exhilarant legend kitty cat
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Amethyst property dingle berry
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
dun talking theater
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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Sepia galvanic center
  04/05/15
180
indigo elite hominid stage
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180^180
mauve kink-friendly antidepressant drug pisswyrm
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Azure Duck-like Rehab
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Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry
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Outnumbered nibblets
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike
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Thriller mother dysfunction
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dun talking theater
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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zombie-like round eye church
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
rusted house
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underrated
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zombie-like round eye church
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indigo elite hominid stage
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Azure Duck-like Rehab
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Drunken Tattoo
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Blue razzle hospital national security agency
  06/03/15
Ouch
Drunken Tattoo
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
shivering spot dragon
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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Stimulating associate
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180
Odious Splenetic Voyeur
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passionate address
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Stimulating associate
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indigo elite hominid stage
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zombie-like round eye church
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Beady-eyed Milky Trailer Park Community Account
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Cowardly State
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
indigo elite hominid stage
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike
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Drunken Tattoo
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
indigo elite hominid stage
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
lavender racy hall liquid oxygen
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Thriller mother dysfunction
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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Thriller mother dysfunction
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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Amethyst property dingle berry
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
dashing bossy stag film main people
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Thriller mother dysfunction
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Thriller mother dysfunction
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poppy cheese-eating mediation queen of the night
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Thriller mother dysfunction
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Soggy menage
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bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike
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CR.
Amethyst property dingle berry
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indigo elite hominid stage
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Thriller mother dysfunction
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i really like it here
Drunken Tattoo
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Soggy menage
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Thriller mother dysfunction
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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Thriller mother dysfunction
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Drunken Tattoo
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indigo elite hominid stage
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Nubile institution idiot
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Amethyst property dingle berry
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Soggy menage
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Appetizing whorehouse genital piercing
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poppy cheese-eating mediation queen of the night
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Soggy menage
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Flesh tanning salon water buffalo
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indigo elite hominid stage
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Thriller mother dysfunction
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180 underhanded marketing idea box office
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Laughsome forum
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Sadistic sooty fanboi juggernaut
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indigo elite hominid stage
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: sapphire point

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Excitant generalized bond feces

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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:58 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: crimson marvelous school cafeteria love of her life

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Slimy resort pervert

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: lavender racy hall liquid oxygen



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Slimy resort pervert

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: drab sexy weed whacker



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: mustard useless brakes office

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry

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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: ivory cruise ship fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Glittery Free-loading Messiness



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Azure Duck-like Rehab



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Brindle misanthropic affirmative action



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead wrinkle



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: comical location windowlicker

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Slimy resort pervert

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: bisexual sanctuary foreskin



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted disrespectful university mood

Height of assosciate?

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: comical location windowlicker

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Lilac razzmatazz knife

lmfao

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Sadistic sooty fanboi juggernaut

LOL

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: startled hell

lol

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: 180 underhanded marketing idea box office

180

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Pungent Ruby National



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Stirring greedy locale idea he suggested



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Azure Duck-like Rehab



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: peach vibrant scourge upon the earth people who are hurt



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Soggy menage



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: bronze parlor organic girlfriend



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Sticky pearly dilemma black woman



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: arousing scarlet digit ratio theatre



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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: Pink alpha home



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Talented snowy sandwich

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: lavender racy hall liquid oxygen

Moar!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine pontificating elastic band

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: dun talking theater



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Costumed Mewling Double Fault



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Stirring greedy locale idea he suggested

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Flirting irradiated parlour

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Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: 180 underhanded marketing idea box office



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: bronze parlor organic girlfriend



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: bearded library old irish cottage



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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:25 AM
Author: dun talking theater



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant legend kitty cat



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:24 AM
Author: dun talking theater



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:40 AM
Author: Sticky pearly dilemma black woman



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: diverse offensive orchestra pit

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Stimulating associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475061)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: lavender racy hall liquid oxygen

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: crimson marvelous school cafeteria love of her life

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Stimulating associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: territorial fear-inspiring site private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Floppy translucent casino dog poop

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Boyish unhinged step-uncle's house roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: dun talking theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: dun talking theater

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Glittery Free-loading Messiness

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Stimulating associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: crimson marvelous school cafeteria love of her life

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Glittery Free-loading Messiness

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: crimson marvelous school cafeteria love of her life

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Glittery Free-loading Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Violet mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant legend kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: ivory cruise ship fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: diverse offensive orchestra pit

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Motley heaven puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: mustard useless brakes office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: ivory cruise ship fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Curious narrow-minded area mental disorder

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: emerald hairraiser market partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: diverse offensive orchestra pit

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Glittery Free-loading Messiness

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: spectacular church building

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: diverse offensive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: opaque cerebral ratface clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Boyish unhinged step-uncle's house roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Stimulating associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Hairless Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: comical location windowlicker

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: mustard useless brakes office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Wonderful Yellow Depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: stubborn abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Glittery Free-loading Messiness

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Talented snowy sandwich

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: mauve kink-friendly antidepressant drug pisswyrm

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: irate doobsian gaping

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Lay

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: zombie-like round eye church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Azure Duck-like Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: fluffy mad cow disease

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: vermilion toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: peach vibrant scourge upon the earth people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: exciting lime chad travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Soggy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Soggy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Soggy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: orchid athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant legend kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: dun talking theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: electric cuckold kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: contagious aqua fat ankles crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious Overrated Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Big-titted chapel roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Citrine Razzle-dazzle Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: buff aggressive psychic

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: shivering spot dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Floppy translucent casino dog poop

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: chrome principal's office jew

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: lavender racy hall liquid oxygen

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: rusted house

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Glittery Free-loading Messiness

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: big public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: passionate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: dun talking theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Glittery Free-loading Messiness

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Beta meetinghouse

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Glittery Free-loading Messiness

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: vigorous codepig

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Talented snowy sandwich

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: comical location windowlicker

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Flatulent station new version

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Sienna Lascivious Set Half-breed

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: contagious aqua fat ankles crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Sienna Lascivious Set Half-breed

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Sienna Lascivious Set Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: anal seedy plaza

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Crawly Business Firm Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: dun talking theater

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Sienna Lascivious Set Half-breed

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: cracking field

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Sienna Lascivious Set Half-breed

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: heady gay stage

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Avocado school

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Avocado school

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Stimulating associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged nowag

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine pontificating elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Titillating Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: anal seedy plaza

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Glittery Free-loading Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: henna brunch famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: ivory cruise ship fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Azure Duck-like Rehab

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: irate doobsian gaping

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: bateful charcoal lettuce

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: ivory cruise ship fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: ruddy provocative gas station

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Stimulating associate

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: zombie-like round eye church

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: chest-beating bawdyhouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: cocky friendly grandma degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: comical location windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Azure Duck-like Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Harsh boiling water theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant legend kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: mischievous piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: fluffy mad cow disease

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Swollen lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Soggy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: claret rigor corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Big-titted chapel roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant legend kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: dun talking theater

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Sepia galvanic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: mauve kink-friendly antidepressant drug pisswyrm

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Azure Duck-like Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Trip coldplay fan cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: dun talking theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: zombie-like round eye church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: rusted house

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: startling bespoke stock car bbw

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: zombie-like round eye church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Azure Duck-like Rehab

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Drunken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Blue razzle hospital national security agency

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: shivering spot dragon

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Stimulating associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Odious Splenetic Voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: passionate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Stimulating associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: zombie-like round eye church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Milky Trailer Park Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Cowardly State

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Drunken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: lavender racy hall liquid oxygen

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: copper unholy masturbator nursing home

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: dashing bossy stag film main people

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: poppy cheese-eating mediation queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Soggy menage

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy honey-headed gunner preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Drunken Tattoo

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Soggy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Soggy menage

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Drunken Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Nubile institution idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Soggy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Appetizing whorehouse genital piercing



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: poppy cheese-eating mediation queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Soggy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Flesh tanning salon water buffalo

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: supple cyan corn cake indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Soggy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: 180 underhanded marketing idea box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: supple cyan corn cake indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Laughsome forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Sadistic sooty fanboi juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring rigpig native

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Bipolar Dopamine Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: orchid athletic conference

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: adventurous magical police squad den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Telephone Garrison

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: chocolate internet-worthy senate

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Maniacal Gay Wizard



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling ladyboy



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Big-titted chapel roommate



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: poppy cheese-eating mediation queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Thriller mother dysfunction



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Sticky pearly dilemma black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: indigo elite hominid stage

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Vivacious Background Story



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac persian

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Bearded carnelian

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: plum mentally impaired



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Transparent fragrant pistol



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: dun talking theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Pit

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Pit

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: plum mentally impaired

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Pit

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Aromatic Sound Barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: multi-colored kitty



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: charismatic giraffe



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Crawly Business Firm Becky



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Amethyst property dingle berry



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: dun talking theater



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: dun talking theater

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant legend kitty cat



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: dun talking theater

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: dun talking theater



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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