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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
lilac comical business firm boistinker
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
cracking hall
  03/24/25
yep
Irate Box Office Personal Credit Line
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180 Brilliant Coldplay Fan Circlehead
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Odious Jade Regret Really Tough Guy
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dead misanthropic idea he suggested
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Wild generalized bond lodge
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Khaki wonderful masturbator associate
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Plum half-breed
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hairraiser confused persian
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Maniacal Mood Theatre
  03/26/25
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ruddy native people who are hurt
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
spectacular wrinkle
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
puce athletic conference
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
Dull Senate
  03/24/25
titcr
Buck-toothed famous landscape painting
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
cracking hall
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Buck-toothed famous landscape painting
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
racy gold church
  03/24/25
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Irate Box Office Personal Credit Line
  03/24/25
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Khaki wonderful masturbator associate
  03/24/25
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Scarlet Beady-eyed Theater
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
spectacular wrinkle
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Wild generalized bond lodge
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Khaki wonderful masturbator associate
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
Adventurous turquoise stage azn
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Khaki wonderful masturbator associate
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
Adventurous turquoise stage azn
  03/24/25
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Scarlet Beady-eyed Theater
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Anal Hissy Fit
  03/24/25
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aphrodisiac shitlib
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
Adventurous turquoise stage azn
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Low-t laser beams address
  03/24/25
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ruddy native people who are hurt
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Trip stage ratface
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
violent deranged alpha
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Big Legend Headpube
  03/24/25
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Big Legend Headpube
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
cracking hall
  03/27/25
lol
lilac comical business firm boistinker
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
Adventurous turquoise stage azn
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: lilac comical business firm boistinker

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: cracking hall

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Irate Box Office Personal Credit Line

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: 180 Brilliant Coldplay Fan Circlehead



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Odious Jade Regret Really Tough Guy



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: dead misanthropic idea he suggested



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Wild generalized bond lodge

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Khaki wonderful masturbator associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777078)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Plum half-breed



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: hairraiser confused persian



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Maniacal Mood Theatre

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: ruddy native people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48786991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: spectacular wrinkle

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: puce athletic conference

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Dull Senate

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Buck-toothed famous landscape painting

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: cracking hall

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Buck-toothed famous landscape painting

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: racy gold church

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Irate Box Office Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Khaki wonderful masturbator associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Beady-eyed Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: spectacular wrinkle

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Wild generalized bond lodge

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Khaki wonderful masturbator associate

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Adventurous turquoise stage azn

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Khaki wonderful masturbator associate

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Adventurous turquoise stage azn

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Beady-eyed Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Anal Hissy Fit

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Adventurous turquoise stage azn

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Low-t laser beams address

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: ruddy native people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Trip stage ratface

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: violent deranged alpha

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Big Legend Headpube

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Big Legend Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: cracking hall

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: lilac comical business firm boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Adventurous turquoise stage azn

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49493859)