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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
House-broken Tank
  12/29/15
b!
Autistic old irish cottage
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C
titillating overrated factory reset button range
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ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness
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c
Idiotic hairless resort mother
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a
vivacious trailer park boltzmann
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a
wonderful stubborn base corn cake
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Next chapter please
Autistic old irish cottage
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
House-broken Tank
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ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Autistic old irish cottage
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Pontificating national security agency
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ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness
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?
Pontificating national security agency
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ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
House-broken Tank
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ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness
  12/29/15
c for sure
Pontificating national security agency
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C
wonderful stubborn base corn cake
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c
chestnut exhilarant kitchen
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Xo
titillating overrated factory reset button range
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chaturbate
Carnelian crotch love of her life
  12/30/15
C!
Autistic old irish cottage
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Autistic old irish cottage
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everyone in this thread unzips.
Stirring Crackhouse Ape
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ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness
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titillating overrated factory reset button range
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
chestnut exhilarant kitchen
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
bateful elastic band
  12/29/15
lol ouch
sinister box office famous landscape painting
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he is busy doing tinychat
Pontificating national security agency
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indigo slimy foreskin
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...
ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
hilarious bat shit crazy home
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
House-broken Tank
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2
sinister box office famous landscape painting
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
hilarious bat shit crazy home
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police
Carnelian crotch love of her life
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1
wonderful stubborn base corn cake
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
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titillating overrated factory reset button range
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4 and 180
chestnut exhilarant kitchen
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Wake up and post please.
chestnut exhilarant kitchen
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titillating overrated factory reset button range
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: House-broken Tank

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Autistic old irish cottage

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: titillating overrated factory reset button range

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Idiotic hairless resort mother

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: vivacious trailer park boltzmann

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: wonderful stubborn base corn cake

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Autistic old irish cottage

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: House-broken Tank

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Autistic old irish cottage

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Pontificating national security agency

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Pontificating national security agency

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: House-broken Tank

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Pontificating national security agency

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: wonderful stubborn base corn cake

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: chestnut exhilarant kitchen

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: titillating overrated factory reset button range

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Carnelian crotch love of her life

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Autistic old irish cottage

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Autistic old irish cottage

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Stirring Crackhouse Ape

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: titillating overrated factory reset button range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: chestnut exhilarant kitchen

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: bateful elastic band

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: sinister box office famous landscape painting

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Pontificating national security agency

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: indigo slimy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: ruby irradiated nowag twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: hilarious bat shit crazy home

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: House-broken Tank

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: sinister box office famous landscape painting

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: hilarious bat shit crazy home

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Carnelian crotch love of her life

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: wonderful stubborn base corn cake

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: titillating overrated factory reset button range

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: titillating overrated factory reset button range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: chestnut exhilarant kitchen

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: chestnut exhilarant kitchen

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: titillating overrated factory reset button range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle affirmative action

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Beta pozpig tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: yellow knife legal warrant

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: henna dingle berry toaster



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: canary church building



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