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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Hairraiser Sickened Theater
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate
  07/26/25
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Fragrant cobalt area
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Ruby Exciting Voyeur Resort
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Translucent vivacious gunner
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate
  07/26/25
At a bar
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propecia mathematica
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Not hygienic
Pearly heaven
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Hairraiser Sickened Theater
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Lemon trump supporter
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate
  07/26/25
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Hairraiser Sickened Theater
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Lemon trump supporter
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Fragrant cobalt area
  07/26/25
I know what to say
pearl whorehouse
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate
  07/27/25
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beady-eyed beta pit striped hyena
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
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Fragrant cobalt area
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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talented maize persian sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
dun disrespectful university
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Chestnut diverse legal warrant lay
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
indigo mentally impaired mediation
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
talented maize persian sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate
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Hairraiser Sickened Theater
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Fluffy motley range
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Hairraiser Sickened Theater
  07/26/25
(who did it)
clear state incel
  07/26/25
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Fragrant cobalt area
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
saffron hall boltzmann
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Carnelian Casino
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Insanely creepy trailer park
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sickened Theater

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Fragrant cobalt area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Ruby Exciting Voyeur Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Translucent vivacious gunner

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: curious bossy newt windowlicker

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Fragrant cobalt area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: brilliant thriller stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: irate razzmatazz garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Violent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Erotic purple home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Laughsome jet-lagged brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: mewling comical parlour pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse legal warrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: talented maize persian sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: electric theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: odious site police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Outnumbered marvelous space death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: orchid frum indian lodge sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Pearly heaven

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sickened Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lemon trump supporter

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sickened Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Lemon trump supporter

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Fragrant cobalt area

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: pearl whorehouse

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed beta pit striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: buff personal credit line house

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Fragrant cobalt area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Titillating crimson private investor

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: talented maize persian sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: dun disrespectful university

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Chestnut diverse legal warrant lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: indigo mentally impaired mediation

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: talented maize persian sweet tailpipe

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Sienna Floppy Theatre Doctorate

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sickened Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Fluffy motley range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sickened Theater

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: clear state incel

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Fragrant cobalt area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: saffron hall boltzmann

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Carnelian Casino

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Insanely creepy trailer park

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134975)