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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Bronze hunting ground chapel
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
olive office crotch
  11/24/25
No
slippery glittery base jewess
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Bronze hunting ground chapel
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Underhanded Hairy Legs Striped Hyena
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
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Scarlet Charismatic Selfie
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I'm Indian
Bearded tanning salon
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dot or feather
Bronze hunting ground chapel
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What do you think? I'm on here
Bearded tanning salon
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Bronze hunting ground chapel
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Bearded tanning salon
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
violet adventurous trust fund
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Bronze hunting ground chapel
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
violet adventurous trust fund
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Bronze hunting ground chapel
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
violet adventurous trust fund
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Umber bipolar persian ticket booth
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
olive office crotch
  11/24/25
yes
Flushed property pervert
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of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
nudist stock car kitty
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I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
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I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Bronze hunting ground chapel
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
internet-worthy twisted place of business whorehouse
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more like cooper fagg
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I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
dull zombie-like toaster boistinker
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
lavender duck-like hominid
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
olive office crotch
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
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"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Ruddy Cerebral Codepig
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
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Bronze hunting ground chapel
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CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Fragrant nursing home
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thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
nudist stock car kitty
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Flatulent Bawdyhouse Mother
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Fragrant nursing home
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
Lilac hairless legend
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The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
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  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
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  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Naked excitant kitchen roast beef
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
cracking apoplectic school electric furnace
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Bronze hunting ground chapel

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: olive office crotch

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: slippery glittery base jewess

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bronze hunting ground chapel

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Underhanded Hairy Legs Striped Hyena

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: slippery glittery base jewess

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Bearded tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Scarlet Charismatic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Bearded tanning salon

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bronze hunting ground chapel

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Bearded tanning salon

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Bronze hunting ground chapel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Bearded tanning salon

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: violet adventurous trust fund

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Bronze hunting ground chapel

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: violet adventurous trust fund

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Bronze hunting ground chapel

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: violet adventurous trust fund

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Umber bipolar persian ticket booth

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: olive office crotch

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Flushed property pervert

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: nudist stock car kitty

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Bronze hunting ground chapel

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Ruddy Cerebral Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Sapphire provocative chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: motley institution organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy twisted place of business whorehouse

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Bronze hunting ground chapel

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: internet-worthy twisted place of business whorehouse

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Impressive racy windowlicker center

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: dull zombie-like toaster boistinker

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: lavender duck-like hominid

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: olive office crotch

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lascivious macaca

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Ruddy Cerebral Codepig

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: carnelian shaky goal in life parlor

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: bright free-loading factory reset button

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Aggressive boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Bronze hunting ground chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Fragrant nursing home

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: nudist stock car kitty

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Flatulent Bawdyhouse Mother

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Fragrant nursing home

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Lilac hairless legend

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Fragrant nursing home

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: concupiscible giraffe

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy twisted place of business whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Naked excitant kitchen roast beef

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: cracking apoplectic school electric furnace

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: rusted stimulating coldplay fan theater

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460651)