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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
puce hominid pisswyrm
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Curious Piazza Antidepressant Drug
  07/09/12
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Talking obsidian theater
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
unholy hyperventilating orchestra pit electric furnace
  07/09/12
Are you male?
180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
unholy hyperventilating orchestra pit electric furnace
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
unholy hyperventilating orchestra pit electric furnace
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
razzle-dazzle institution
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
razzle-dazzle institution
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
pearly harsh space
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
pearly harsh space
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
pearly harsh space
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
vigorous twinkling preventive strike coldplay fan
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
self-absorbed therapy chapel
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Khaki dashing love of her life
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Magical wrinkle cuckoldry
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
boyish whorehouse
  07/09/12
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Talking obsidian theater
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
unholy hyperventilating orchestra pit electric furnace
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
stfu
boyish whorehouse
  07/09/12
180
deep regret office
  07/09/12
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balding laughsome faggotry hospital
  07/13/12
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Chest-beating black yarmulke shrine
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
bistre deer antler casino
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
180 Coral Alpha
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
bistre deer antler casino
  07/09/12
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medicated range
  07/04/19
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Talking obsidian theater
  07/13/12
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medicated range
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
angry razzle round eye
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
provocative depressive national
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
exhilarant property
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
provocative depressive national
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
low-t stage ratface
  03/04/25
lol kike
Chest-beating black yarmulke shrine
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Sick point
  07/04/19
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Cracking gay wizard
  08/10/22
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ruby background story hall
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
marvelous snowy address hunting ground
  07/24/24
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adventurous maroon cruise ship
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
chocolate comical psychic french chef
  09/22/24
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low-t stage ratface
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Racy bossy church building rigpig
  03/04/25
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  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: puce hominid pisswyrm

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Curious Piazza Antidepressant Drug

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Talking obsidian theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: unholy hyperventilating orchestra pit electric furnace

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: unholy hyperventilating orchestra pit electric furnace

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: unholy hyperventilating orchestra pit electric furnace

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: pearly harsh space

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: pearly harsh space

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: pearly harsh space

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: vigorous twinkling preventive strike coldplay fan

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed therapy chapel

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Khaki dashing love of her life

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Magical wrinkle cuckoldry

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: boyish whorehouse

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Talking obsidian theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: unholy hyperventilating orchestra pit electric furnace

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: boyish whorehouse

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: deep regret office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: balding laughsome faggotry hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating black yarmulke shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: bistre deer antler casino

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: 180 Coral Alpha

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: bistre deer antler casino

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: medicated range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Talking obsidian theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: medicated range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: angry razzle round eye

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: provocative depressive national

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: exhilarant property

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: provocative depressive national

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: low-t stage ratface

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating black yarmulke shrine

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Sick point

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Cracking gay wizard



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: ruby background story hall



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: marvelous snowy address hunting ground

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: adventurous maroon cruise ship



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: chocolate comical psychic french chef

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: low-t stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Racy bossy church building rigpig

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49721526)