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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Puce cheese-eating parlor
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
internet-worthy nursing home
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
supple territorial quadroon personal credit line
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Submissive Ape
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Puce cheese-eating parlor
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Submissive Ape
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Submissive Ape
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Submissive Ape
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Puce cheese-eating parlor
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Submissive Ape
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
provocative police squad
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
provocative police squad
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
mustard charismatic sanctuary
  04/08/25
that's rude
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/08/25
...
Puce cheese-eating parlor
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
mint becky
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Submissive Ape
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
blathering cuckold
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/08/25
...
Puce cheese-eating parlor
  04/08/25
...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Puce cheese-eating parlor
  04/09/25
...
Puce cheese-eating parlor
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Lake Outnumbered Theatre
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Garnet Laser Beams
  04/09/25
Ty
drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/09/25
...
Flirting Skinny Woman Dilemma
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Crawly Bonkers Legend Heaven
  04/09/25
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drab ticket booth nibblets
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Bull Headed Flickering Area
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
drab ticket booth nibblets
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
hyperventilating godawful digit ratio stain
  05/02/25
...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  05/12/25
...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
drab ticket booth nibblets
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Garnet Laser Beams
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
drab ticket booth nibblets
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
provocative police squad
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
drab ticket booth nibblets
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
provocative police squad
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Drunken glassy lodge
  06/03/25
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drab ticket booth nibblets
  06/26/25
OP?
drab ticket booth nibblets
  06/27/25
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drab ticket booth nibblets
  07/09/25
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drab ticket booth nibblets
  07/31/25
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drab ticket booth nibblets
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
drab ticket booth nibblets
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Drunken glassy lodge
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Puce cheese-eating parlor

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy nursing home

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: supple territorial quadroon personal credit line

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Submissive Ape

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Puce cheese-eating parlor

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Submissive Ape

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Submissive Ape

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Submissive Ape

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Puce cheese-eating parlor

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Submissive Ape

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: provocative police squad

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: provocative police squad

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: mustard charismatic sanctuary

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Puce cheese-eating parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: mint becky

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Submissive Ape

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: blathering cuckold

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Puce cheese-eating parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Puce cheese-eating parlor

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Puce cheese-eating parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Lake Outnumbered Theatre

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Garnet Laser Beams

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Flirting Skinny Woman Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Crawly Bonkers Legend Heaven

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Bull Headed Flickering Area

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating godawful digit ratio stain

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Garnet Laser Beams

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: provocative police squad

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: provocative police squad

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Drunken glassy lodge

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: drab ticket booth nibblets

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Drunken glassy lodge

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49331552)