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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
gaped blood rage
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
fuchsia site mood
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
White lettuce corner
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Multi-colored spot
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Adventurous institution pocket flask
  08/30/25
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hateful sienna round eye therapy
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Drab Laughsome Area Multi-billionaire
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Titillating gas station
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
gaped blood rage
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Titillating gas station
  08/31/25
...
Arrogant unholy death wish address
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
White lettuce corner
  08/31/25
delusional take
Arrogant unholy death wish address
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
White lettuce corner
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
glittery stag film psychic
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
White lettuce corner
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
vibrant degenerate
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
White lettuce corner
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
gaped blood rage
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
White lettuce corner
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
gaped blood rage
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
vibrant degenerate
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
White lettuce corner
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
White lettuce corner
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
White lettuce corner
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
vibrant degenerate
  09/05/25
...
White lettuce corner
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Heady autistic chapel
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
vibrant degenerate
  09/05/25
...
White lettuce corner
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
White lettuce corner
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
vibrant degenerate
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
gaped blood rage
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Territorial Elastic Band
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
White lettuce corner
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Territorial Elastic Band
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
White lettuce corner
  09/05/25
Kenny
vibrant degenerate
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
gaped blood rage
  09/06/25
...
Federal spruce background story
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
White lettuce corner
  09/06/25
...
Federal spruce background story
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
gaped blood rage
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
White lettuce corner
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Bossy Talented Selfie
  09/07/25
Explain
gaped blood rage
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Coral Flirting Prole
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
gaped blood rage
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
White lettuce corner
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
gaped blood rage
  09/07/25
...
glittery stag film psychic
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
White lettuce corner
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
White lettuce corner
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
White lettuce corner
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
White lettuce corner
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
White lettuce corner
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
White lettuce corner
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: gaped blood rage

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: fuchsia site mood

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored spot

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Adventurous institution pocket flask

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hateful sienna round eye therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Drab Laughsome Area Multi-billionaire

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Titillating gas station

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: gaped blood rage

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Titillating gas station

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Arrogant unholy death wish address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: White lettuce corner

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Arrogant unholy death wish address

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: glittery stag film psychic

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: White lettuce corner

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vibrant degenerate

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: White lettuce corner

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: gaped blood rage

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: gaped blood rage

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: vibrant degenerate

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: White lettuce corner

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: White lettuce corner

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: vibrant degenerate

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: White lettuce corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Heady autistic chapel

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: vibrant degenerate

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: White lettuce corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: vibrant degenerate

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: gaped blood rage

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Territorial Elastic Band

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Territorial Elastic Band

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: vibrant degenerate

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: gaped blood rage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Federal spruce background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Federal spruce background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: gaped blood rage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: White lettuce corner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Bossy Talented Selfie

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: gaped blood rage

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Coral Flirting Prole

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: gaped blood rage

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: White lettuce corner

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: gaped blood rage

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: glittery stag film psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: White lettuce corner

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49599047)