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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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frozen mildly autistic candlestick maker mexican
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
garnet alcoholic legal warrant lettuce
  08/28/25
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frozen mildly autistic candlestick maker mexican
  08/28/25
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Marvelous smoky lay
  08/28/25
that's it?
bateful keepsake machete patrolman
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
frozen mildly autistic candlestick maker mexican
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
deranged exciting hospital volcanic crater
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
bateful keepsake machete patrolman
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Burgundy passionate shitlib
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Burgundy passionate shitlib
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Burgundy passionate shitlib
  09/12/25
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Burgundy passionate shitlib
  10/28/25
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Burgundy passionate shitlib
  11/27/25
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Burgundy passionate shitlib
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Judgmental massive base
  08/28/25
Happy?
Gay corner community account
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Judgmental massive base
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Marvelous smoky lay
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Marvelous smoky lay
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
dark new version
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Coral Up-to-no-good Dragon Heaven
  08/28/25
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180 Peach Tattoo Alpha
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
wonderful mint locus
  08/29/25
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bonkers misanthropic plaza
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Brilliant Bipolar Roast Beef
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
haunting rusted dysfunction karate
  08/29/25
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180 Peach Tattoo Alpha
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Cheese-eating Impressive Office Idiot
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
haunting rusted dysfunction karate
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Burgundy passionate shitlib
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
bright wild den
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Judgmental massive base
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Brilliant Bipolar Roast Beef
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
vigorous sweet tailpipe business firm
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
diverse geriatric becky
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Judgmental massive base
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Marvelous smoky lay
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
haunting rusted dysfunction karate
  09/01/25
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Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
haunting rusted dysfunction karate
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Gay corner community account
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Judgmental massive base
  09/01/25
?
Burgundy passionate shitlib
  09/12/25
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Burgundy passionate shitlib
  11/27/25
?
Burgundy passionate shitlib
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
magical windowlicker
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Judgmental massive base
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Burgundy passionate shitlib
  09/12/25
Yes
Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Burgundy passionate shitlib
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Burgundy passionate shitlib
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
frozen mildly autistic candlestick maker mexican
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: frozen mildly autistic candlestick maker mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: garnet alcoholic legal warrant lettuce

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: frozen mildly autistic candlestick maker mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Marvelous smoky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bateful keepsake machete patrolman

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: frozen mildly autistic candlestick maker mexican

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: deranged exciting hospital volcanic crater

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bateful keepsake machete patrolman

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Judgmental massive base

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Gay corner community account

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Judgmental massive base

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Marvelous smoky lay

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Marvelous smoky lay

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: dark new version

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Coral Up-to-no-good Dragon Heaven

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: 180 Peach Tattoo Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: wonderful mint locus

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: bonkers misanthropic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Brilliant Bipolar Roast Beef

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: haunting rusted dysfunction karate

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: 180 Peach Tattoo Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Impressive Office Idiot

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: haunting rusted dysfunction karate

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: bright wild den

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Judgmental massive base

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Brilliant Bipolar Roast Beef

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: vigorous sweet tailpipe business firm

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: diverse geriatric becky

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Judgmental massive base

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Marvelous smoky lay

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: haunting rusted dysfunction karate

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: haunting rusted dysfunction karate

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Gay corner community account

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Judgmental massive base

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: magical windowlicker

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Judgmental massive base

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sick Travel Guidebook

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Burgundy passionate shitlib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: frozen mildly autistic candlestick maker mexican

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259839)