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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Puce office
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
zombie-like forum dingle berry
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
gaped immigrant address
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
magenta hideous laser beams
  08/30/25
...
sexy dragon
  09/05/25
, he lisped
hyperactive trailer park travel guidebook
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Deep Jewess Headpube
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Puce office
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Deep Jewess Headpube
  08/31/25
...
Slimy Sanctuary Genital Piercing
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  08/31/25
delusional take
Slimy Sanctuary Genital Piercing
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Rebellious fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap affirmative action
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Contagious Whorehouse
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Puce office
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Puce office
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Contagious Whorehouse
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Contagious Whorehouse
  09/05/25
...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Drab doobsian university
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Contagious Whorehouse
  09/05/25
...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Contagious Whorehouse
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Puce office
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
stimulating maniacal sound barrier gaping
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
stimulating maniacal sound barrier gaping
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/05/25
Kenny
Contagious Whorehouse
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Puce office
  09/06/25
...
submissive box office
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/06/25
...
submissive box office
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Puce office
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Dull stead
  09/07/25
Explain
Puce office
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
sepia location
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Puce office
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Puce office
  09/07/25
...
Rebellious fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap affirmative action
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Puce office

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: zombie-like forum dingle berry

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: gaped immigrant address

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: magenta hideous laser beams

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sexy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: hyperactive trailer park travel guidebook

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Deep Jewess Headpube

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Puce office

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Deep Jewess Headpube

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Slimy Sanctuary Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Slimy Sanctuary Genital Piercing

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Rebellious fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap affirmative action

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Contagious Whorehouse

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Puce office

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Puce office

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Contagious Whorehouse

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Contagious Whorehouse

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Drab doobsian university

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Contagious Whorehouse

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Contagious Whorehouse

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Puce office

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: stimulating maniacal sound barrier gaping

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: stimulating maniacal sound barrier gaping

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Contagious Whorehouse

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Puce office

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: submissive box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: submissive box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Puce office

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Dull stead

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Puce office

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: sepia location

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Puce office

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Puce office

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Rebellious fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: self-absorbed brass cuckoldry national security agency

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49599047)