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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
ultramarine legend
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Lime brunch fanboi
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Clear Stag Film Roommate
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
umber fantasy-prone state milk
  08/30/25
...
Marvelous Sandwich Principal's Office
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Floppy nibblets lodge
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Chestnut crackhouse masturbator
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
ultramarine legend
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Chestnut crackhouse masturbator
  08/31/25
...
Bistre knife indian lodge
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  08/31/25
delusional take
Bistre knife indian lodge
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Fluffy resort
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
odious sinister philosopher-king
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
ultramarine legend
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
ultramarine legend
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
odious sinister philosopher-king
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
odious sinister philosopher-king
  09/05/25
...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
hairraiser buff old irish cottage
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
odious sinister philosopher-king
  09/05/25
...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
odious sinister philosopher-king
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
ultramarine legend
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Cordovan mexican
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Cordovan mexican
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/05/25
Kenny
odious sinister philosopher-king
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
ultramarine legend
  09/06/25
...
Turquoise Bespoke Field Bbw
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/06/25
...
Turquoise Bespoke Field Bbw
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
ultramarine legend
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
stirring therapy stead
  09/07/25
Explain
ultramarine legend
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Sienna codepig
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
ultramarine legend
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
ultramarine legend
  09/07/25
...
Fluffy resort
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
odious sinister philosopher-king
  01/18/26
...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Laughsome rebellious fat ankles antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Mind-boggling stain dragon
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: ultramarine legend

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Lime brunch fanboi

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Clear Stag Film Roommate

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: umber fantasy-prone state milk

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Sandwich Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy nibblets lodge

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Chestnut crackhouse masturbator

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: ultramarine legend

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Chestnut crackhouse masturbator

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Bistre knife indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Bistre knife indian lodge

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Fluffy resort

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: odious sinister philosopher-king

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: ultramarine legend

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: ultramarine legend

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: odious sinister philosopher-king

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: odious sinister philosopher-king

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: hairraiser buff old irish cottage

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: odious sinister philosopher-king

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: odious sinister philosopher-king

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: ultramarine legend

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cordovan mexican

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Cordovan mexican

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: odious sinister philosopher-king

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: ultramarine legend

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Turquoise Bespoke Field Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Turquoise Bespoke Field Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: ultramarine legend

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: stirring therapy stead

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: ultramarine legend

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Sienna codepig

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: ultramarine legend

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: ultramarine legend

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Fluffy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: odious sinister philosopher-king

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Laughsome rebellious fat ankles antidepressant drug

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain dragon

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49599047)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49616728)