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HOA sent a letter. I got mad. Broke my wife’s baking stone. And the stove top.
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home Bros, I totally lost it. Punched my induction stovetop with my fist and it completely shattered. Cut up my hand. Feel like a totally crazy Dad right now. Jesus, bros I think it’s the stress and the bottling up of feelings. I can’t walk this walk alone. I need Christ. |
Date: September 13th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Magical background story therapy how did your hoa know you broke the stove? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264824) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:12 PM Author: bearded site Whats the violation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264833) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Flesh Exhilarant Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264840) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: Claret Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264844) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:19 PM Author: slate dingle berry hell This type of omission is why he is shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264855) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Flushed Rehab no its bait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264873) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home They say I haven’t mowed my lawn (I have, repeatedly, all the time) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264874) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:44 AM Author: massive big hunting ground Cracked sidewalks from over weight limit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266382) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:16 PM Author: razzle pit roommate it must be nice to not have any real problems (external) to get angry about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264846) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home I made my kids dinner tonight. They won’t eat it. https://imgur.com/a/n1rnXdr |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:28 PM Author: Flushed Rehab What is that, cottage cheese? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264876) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:28 PM Author: Magical background story therapy pickled herring and tomato paste salmon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264878) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: razzle pit roommate wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264885) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: bearded site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265007) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:46 PM Author: brilliant lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265845) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: opaque idea he suggested brother, I cannot emphasize enough how much you don't need a full serving of dairy and fatty avocado as your go to side dishes, eat a vegetable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264880) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: Magical background story therapy meat, eggs, avocado, steamed broccoli, carrots, squash and brussels sprouts for every meal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264882) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:49 AM Author: abusive blathering community account wtf they let you out of prison ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266384) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home I thought that chicken, yogurt, cheese, avocado—all of these foods are on the sign that says Go! Collect $200! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264938) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: opaque idea he suggested no, that would be healthy if you were fit and active, but you are obese and can't walk so you don't need "good fats" you need to be less fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265064) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home I just don’t understand the eating thing. One way of eating is “healthy” but I can’t ever do that because I’m fat. So I should be like my kids and eat nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265077) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: opaque idea he suggested you should be doing things like having boiled broccoli as a substitute for most of the things you consume (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265138) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:30 PM Author: razzle pit roommate that looks disgusting. make stuff kids want to eat and stop being such a weird foreign faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264881) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home It’s a grilled chicken breast, I melted some jack and Swiss on top, then I did sautéed peppers and onions and mushrooms as a topper. Sides are slices of avocado and a nice homemade tzatziki yogurt sauce. |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: razzle pit roommate kids don't want shit mashed together like that or a pile of curdled vomit as a side (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264898) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: Magical background story therapy Yeah wtf he needs to make normal food or at least cook up some chicken tendies and mac n cheese for the yoots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264908) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: wild den its actually an improvement, he was refusing to feed them meat before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264911) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: vibrant drunken liquid oxygen incel JFC his kids are going to commit suicide before they graduate high school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266324) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:48 PM Author: brilliant lettuce we know what would happen if he cooked a box of dinosaur tendies & kraft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265851) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: Titillating Kitty Cat Are you having Alice Springs flashbacks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264937) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home This was way better than any of the offerings at Outback. Also, I didn’t whip up any honey mustard sauce and u didn’t top with bacon. Obviously Outback doesn’t have tzatziki. Also, my pepper and mushroom pepper had a bit of bite from the chipotle peppers in adobe sauce and the fresh jalepenos I used. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264958) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:19 PM Author: razzle pit roommate you literally could just order outback for them and they would be happy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265022) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: charcoal native What happens after you fix your kid a gourmet plate like this and they don't touch it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264934) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: Magical background story therapy [guy who's unzipped in anticipation] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264940) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home I get really angry and I don’t talk to anyone else the rest of the night. Swallowing feelings if you will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49264941) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Flesh Exhilarant Associate Looks delicious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265081) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home Thanks bro, you should come over for Saturday dinner sometime. Maybe talk me down from the edge. I am really starting to lose it. |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: puce organic girlfriend First of all Disco Fries, you dont have a wife and you arent a Dad. You are a mentally insane asian that lives below ground in a windowless 400 square foot room. You dont pay HOA fees, you pay rent.
hth. |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: supple trust fund This sounds right. He'll really have nothing when people on this forum stop bothering to even insult him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265082) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: Glittery Very Tactful Ticket Booth i'm pretty sure DF is a flame project CSLG runs, occasionally hires some fat local actor to pose for photos
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Excitant Shrine Pocket Flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265873) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:51 AM Author: clear laughsome school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266326) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Spruce unhinged center son of senegal pic of the broken stove top or this is ALL FLAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265043) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home Wife already picked up the broken stove top and threw it out. Here’s a pic of my hand though. https://imgur.com/a/Hzum7ak |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Claret Digit Ratio dumb flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265061) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: supple trust fund Even his cries for attention are getting weaker. He really is the epitome of "failure" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265090) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:34 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home Here you go asshole: https://imgur.com/a/vMwC60p |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: Claret Digit Ratio dude if that is actually your hand you need to be on weight loss injections today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265129) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home Oh it’s my hand alright. Here’s a torso shot: https://imgur.com/a/eqPGqme |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Claret Digit Ratio link doesn't work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265203) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home If you hit retry it works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265224) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:02 PM Author: Claret Digit Ratio no it doesn't. re-upload. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265228) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home I’m going to take a new pic. I think Imgur thinks this is pr0n (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265233) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: Claret Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265246) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:09 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home https://imgur.com/a/eqPGqme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265250) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Claret Digit Ratio i'll be honest. it's not as scary as your hand implied by itself, but this is an emergency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265252) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: Spruce unhinged center son of senegal having trouble jerking it to this tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265375) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home What should I do to turn my life around? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265449) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:53 AM Author: clear laughsome school cafeteria Put ozampac in your ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266329) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:43 AM Author: massive big hunting ground Send bobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266380) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home Here is my perfectly mowed lawn that started the whole episode: https://imgur.com/a/RWgdjoB |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Claret Digit Ratio your HOA is insane. why did you move into this neighborhood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265146) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:46 PM Author: Flushed Rehab you need 2 Edge badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265162) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home How does one get started on that? I also need to clean gutters. And mow again. And I can’t stand being outside because I get so hot and no shirts fit me right anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265192) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Flushed Rehab u need a weed wacker with a edger attachment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265225) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home I don’t know anything about that kind of crap or where to get one or what. Also, I feel like my HOA should shove it up their ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265229) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:45 PM Author: at-the-ready library dragon Get a battery one on Amazon it’s like 80 bucks. Does weed eating and edging (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265842) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: supple trust fund Instead, they're shoving it up yours lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265901) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: brilliant lettuce ?
just rotate the weed whacker on its side and use it as an edger |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: razzle pit roommate pay illegals or a contractor who hires illegals to do it for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49265232) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 5:00 AM Author: cruel-hearted talented fortuitous meteor You have more weeds than actual grass. The whole thing looks terrible and unkempt. I thought you lived in texas? we have nice yards here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266339) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 5:05 AM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home I don’t give a shit about the grass. It’s too fucking hot to go outside anyways. Why is this anyone’s concern? Nobody’s buying houses anyway. Also, I strongly dislike the proliferation of “landscaping crews” with their big trailers driving around everywhere, using massive zero turn mowers on suburban yards, etc. it’s horrible. Those people will cut your grass down to a nub and then the sun will kill it and you will get weeds anyway, so you really have to have the landscaper special, where you buy seeding and refeeding in winter, yards and yards of mulch, water all through summer (and the accompanying irrigation system repair and maintenance) all to keep your lawn looking green (for what purpose?). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266343) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:08 AM Author: boyish casino water buffalo Get on the HOA board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266410) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:01 AM Author: Chartreuse Toilet Seat Corner you are a sad, sad fagg0t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266398) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:09 AM Author: Histrionic Sepia Home Why do you say that, friend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49266411) |