The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL
| Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area | 06/16/14 |
| Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area | 06/16/14 |
| Tan sex offender marketing idea | 06/16/14 |
| Doobsian Business Firm National Security Agency | 06/16/14 |
| Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area | 06/16/14 |
| fuchsia mental disorder | 06/16/14 |
| Twinkling godawful brunch trust fund | 07/13/14 |
| Sapphire trip fanboi death wish | 07/13/14 |
| rambunctious cordovan dilemma | 01/17/24 |
| Tan sex offender marketing idea | 06/16/14 |
| Fighting chrome field | 07/13/14 |
| unhinged goyim ape | 07/13/14 |
| Bonkers gay wizard jewess | 06/30/19 |
| Purple market elastic band | 06/16/14 |
| unhinged goyim ape | 06/16/14 |
| Tan sex offender marketing idea | 06/16/14 |
| Doobsian Business Firm National Security Agency | 06/16/14 |
| Purple market elastic band | 06/16/14 |
| spectacular university partner | 06/16/14 |
| Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area | 06/16/14 |
| spectacular university partner | 06/16/14 |
| Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area | 06/17/14 |
| Disgusting school black woman | 06/16/14 |
| aphrodisiac crimson factory reset button turdskin | 01/17/24 |
| Fluffy persian | 06/16/14 |
| Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area | 06/16/14 |
| Razzle famous landscape painting skinny woman | 06/16/14 |
| Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area | 06/16/14 |
| Razzle famous landscape painting skinny woman | 06/16/14 |
| violent trailer park foreskin | 07/13/14 |
| Cracking lime halford | 07/13/14 |
| Adventurous Obsidian National | 06/16/14 |
| cerebral angry tank | 06/16/14 |
| Stirring infuriating chapel | 06/16/14 |
| spectacular university partner | 06/16/14 |
| Metal Laughsome Bawdyhouse | 06/17/14 |
| Excitant massive spot | 07/13/14 |
| aqua house sweet tailpipe | 06/16/14 |
| comical magenta temple associate | 07/13/14 |
| spectacular university partner | 06/16/14 |
| Silver startled therapy | 06/17/14 |
| flatulent swashbuckling church building toaster | 06/16/14 |
| Glittery milky meetinghouse | 06/16/14 |
| Copper Beady-eyed Philosopher-king | 06/17/14 |
| spectacular university partner | 06/17/14 |
| olive filthy windowlicker preventive strike | 07/13/14 |
| hairless bearded double fault | 07/13/14 |
| brass stubborn public bath | 07/13/14 |
| Cracking lime halford | 07/13/14 |
| sooty piazza background story | 07/13/14 |
| brass stubborn public bath | 07/13/14 |
| olive filthy windowlicker preventive strike | 07/13/14 |
| unhinged goyim ape | 07/13/14 |
| violent trailer park foreskin | 07/13/14 |
| hairless bearded double fault | 07/13/14 |
| olive filthy windowlicker preventive strike | 07/13/14 |
| Cracking lime halford | 07/13/14 |
| unhinged goyim ape | 07/13/14 |
| Cracking lime halford | 07/13/14 |
| aqua house sweet tailpipe | 07/13/14 |
| comical magenta temple associate | 07/13/14 |
| olive filthy windowlicker preventive strike | 07/13/14 |
| comical magenta temple associate | 07/13/14 |
| unhinged goyim ape | 07/13/14 |
| aqua house sweet tailpipe | 07/13/14 |
| olive filthy windowlicker preventive strike | 01/18/15 |
| Metal Laughsome Bawdyhouse | 01/23/15 |
| Bonkers gay wizard jewess | 11/25/22 |
| Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area | 01/17/24 |
| Bonkers gay wizard jewess | 09/16/24 |
| Bonkers gay wizard jewess | 06/20/26 |
| Bonkers gay wizard jewess | 06/27/26 |
| startling party of the first part | 06/27/26 |
| Metal Up Your Ass | 07/03/26 |
| michael doodikoff | 07/07/26 |
| Brother Peter Dimond | 07/03/26 |
| ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.................... | 07/07/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.
Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops |
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM Author: Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763711) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: Tan sex offender marketing idea Soccermos, explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763719) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: Doobsian Business Firm National Security Agency Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763728) |
 |
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area I was waiting for this.
Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops. |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: fuchsia mental disorder Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763757) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: Twinkling godawful brunch trust fund (Actual retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25923934) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: Sapphire trip fanboi death wish baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25924487) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM Author: rambunctious cordovan dilemma bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47297704) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Tan sex offender marketing idea And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763762) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Fighting chrome field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925177) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM Author: unhinged goyim ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925253) |
|
Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM Author: Bonkers gay wizard jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38464954) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Purple market elastic band They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763747) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: unhinged goyim ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763756) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Tan sex offender marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763768) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM Author: Doobsian Business Firm National Security Agency Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763790) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: Purple market elastic band They still fuck up free kicks most of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763842) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: spectacular university partner free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763883) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM Author: Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area any player famous for just blasting through the wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763898) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: spectacular university partner lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker |
|
Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area pretty curvy stuff.
Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Disgusting school black woman Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763751) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: aphrodisiac crimson factory reset button turdskin they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47297734) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Fluffy persian It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763748) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763765) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: Razzle famous landscape painting skinny woman lol.
just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body. |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763827) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: Razzle famous landscape painting skinny woman 180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763837) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: violent trailer park foreskin This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25924498) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Cracking lime halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25923945) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Adventurous Obsidian National Too strong for their own good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763775) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: cerebral angry tank *Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
|
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: Stirring infuriating chapel or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763815) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: spectacular university partner this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763864) |
|
Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM Author: Metal Laughsome Bawdyhouse It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25765660) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM Author: Excitant massive spot brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25924534) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: aqua house sweet tailpipe It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763817) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: comical magenta temple associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925127) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: spectacular university partner ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763855) |
|
Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM Author: Silver startled therapy that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25768124) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: flatulent swashbuckling church building toaster they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763877) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: Glittery milky meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25763916) |
|
Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: Copper Beady-eyed Philosopher-king Makes me love hockey even more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25765573) |
|
Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM Author: spectacular university partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25768074) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: olive filthy windowlicker preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25923925) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: hairless bearded double fault its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25923931) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: brass stubborn public bath not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25923944) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Cracking lime halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25923938) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM Author: sooty piazza background story All sports are fixed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25923967) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM Author: brass stubborn public bath maybe, but soccer isn't a sport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25923989) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: olive filthy windowlicker preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25924421) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: unhinged goyim ape Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out
|
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM Author: violent trailer park foreskin Like Baseketball psych out misses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25924515) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: hairless bearded double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25924537) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM Author: olive filthy windowlicker preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925112) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Cracking lime halford *pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925123) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: unhinged goyim ape *Is Rick Ankiel* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925238) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: Cracking lime halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925281) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: aqua house sweet tailpipe they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925126) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: comical magenta temple associate it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925136) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: olive filthy windowlicker preventive strike in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925146) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM Author: comical magenta temple associate we can still make it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925163) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: unhinged goyim ape Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?
Oh, no it isn't? |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM Author: aqua house sweet tailpipe how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25925346) |
|
Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM Author: olive filthy windowlicker preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27140560) |
|
Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM Author: Metal Laughsome Bawdyhouse http://gfycat.com/CheapMaleAntelopegroundsquirrel# (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27174133) |
|
Date: November 25th, 2022 3:55 PM Author: Bonkers gay wizard jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45543934) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: Jet-lagged ruby sneaky criminal area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47297701) |
|
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:04 PM Author: Bonkers gay wizard jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48095166) |
|
Date: June 20th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Bonkers gay wizard jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49952317) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2026 7:48 PM Author: Bonkers gay wizard jewess I’m convinced players do this to make soccer seem harder than it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49966251) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2026 7:54 PM Author: startling party of the first part Retarded Americans like games where scoring is very easy. They would love soccer if it was some scheme where it was just a succession of penalty kicks and the score was in the 50s. And of course they love games where they can watch hundreds of ads in 3 hours as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49966264) |
|
Date: July 3rd, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Doesn't really address the op.
The margin of error on these shots is ridiculous. |
|
Date: July 7th, 2026 12:40 PM Author: michael doodikoff a standard World Cup soccer goal is 24 feet wide and 8 feet high - seems big already for a small soccer ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49983890) |
|
Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49977448) |
|
Date: July 7th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.................... I’ve seen this six times between yesterday and today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49983887) |