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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: stimulating range new version

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: hairless cyan son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Contagious frozen striped hyena

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: ungodly goyim

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic henna personal credit line



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: ungodly goyim



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Charismatic sooty goal in life love of her life

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Charismatic sooty goal in life love of her life

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: talented national



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: green stubborn halford



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: coiffed fortuitous meteor blood rage

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: jet-lagged mind-boggling school yarmulke

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal site fat ankles

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic Rusted Tanning Salon Voyeur

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged mind-boggling school yarmulke

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: beta patrolman

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: hairless cyan son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: smoky famous landscape painting

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: beta patrolman



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: beta patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: ebony erotic pocket flask

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: ebony erotic pocket flask

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: ebony erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: ebony erotic pocket flask

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: wonderful slap-happy station

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49653001)