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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
bistre odious location
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Swollen kitty cat
  07/09/12
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poppy jewess
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Violent theater stage depressive
  07/09/12
Are you male?
nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Violent theater stage depressive
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Violent theater stage depressive
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
violet windowlicker field
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
violet windowlicker field
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Electric mewling goyim
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Electric mewling goyim
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Electric mewling goyim
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
bearded stead
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Talking Step-uncle's House Dog Poop
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
house-broken twinkling garrison
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
glittery gunner mad cow disease
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
arousing business firm jap
  07/09/12
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poppy jewess
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Violent theater stage depressive
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
stfu
arousing business firm jap
  07/09/12
180
Dashing Blood Rage Feces
  07/09/12
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Chocolate Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/13/12
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Jet stimulating piazza pozpig
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
thirsty metal rigor stage
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
nudist locus masturbator
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
thirsty metal rigor stage
  07/09/12
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citrine parlor new version
  07/04/19
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poppy jewess
  07/13/12
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citrine parlor new version
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
vibrant cuck
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Razzle charcoal gaping newt
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
insecure coral gaming laptop
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Razzle charcoal gaping newt
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
bateful indian lodge foreskin
  03/04/25
lol kike
Jet stimulating piazza pozpig
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Underhanded knife
  07/04/19
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racy useless brakes office
  08/10/22
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Rough-skinned arrogant public bath
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
misunderstood cheese-eating factory reset button
  07/24/24
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Claret ceo persian
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
fuchsia casino
  09/22/24
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bateful indian lodge foreskin
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
pearly heaven
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: bistre odious location

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Swollen kitty cat

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Violent theater stage depressive

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Violent theater stage depressive

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Violent theater stage depressive

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: violet windowlicker field

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: violet windowlicker field

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Electric mewling goyim

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Electric mewling goyim

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Electric mewling goyim

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: bearded stead

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Talking Step-uncle's House Dog Poop

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: house-broken twinkling garrison

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: glittery gunner mad cow disease

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: arousing business firm jap

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Violent theater stage depressive

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: arousing business firm jap

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage Feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Chocolate Soul-stirring Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Jet stimulating piazza pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: thirsty metal rigor stage

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: nudist locus masturbator

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: thirsty metal rigor stage

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: citrine parlor new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: poppy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: citrine parlor new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: vibrant cuck

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Razzle charcoal gaping newt

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: insecure coral gaming laptop

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle charcoal gaping newt

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: bateful indian lodge foreskin

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Jet stimulating piazza pozpig

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Underhanded knife

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: racy useless brakes office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned arrogant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: misunderstood cheese-eating factory reset button

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Claret ceo persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: fuchsia casino

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: bateful indian lodge foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: pearly heaven

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49721526)