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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Navy Police Squad Reading Party
  08/14/13
tell me
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After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
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lol tyft
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This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
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Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
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To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
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rofl
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180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
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I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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best of thread
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
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pizzas have an expiration date
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after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
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  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
cracking misunderstood goyim
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
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*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
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i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
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yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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that was just me on my other account
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ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
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Go for it then, Godspeed
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ty for the advice friend
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
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i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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whatever
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Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Navy Police Squad Reading Party
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this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
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Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
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  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
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to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
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lol tyft
ungodly french kitchen new version
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a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
ungodly french kitchen new version
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it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
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The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
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I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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Fungi. Fungi.
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  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
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lmao
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You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
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A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
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When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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Pics?
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link?
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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A pizza's crust is normal.
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  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
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lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
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a pizza can feed a family of four.
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not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
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ps the dad was bloodacre
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you know how bad i want that irl
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
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Pizza tastes good
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Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
cracking misunderstood goyim
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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lol
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
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  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Wine faggot firefighter laser beams
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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180
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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/thread. instant classic
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Lmao
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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Lime Deep Stag Film Legal Warrant
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A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Glassy cruel-hearted forum roast beef
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
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The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
vigorous circlehead
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
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  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Crusty Mustard Skinny Woman
  12/28/13
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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I want pizza
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Citrine Immigrant Karate
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Navy Police Squad Reading Party
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What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Passionate Dilemma
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
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  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Dark coiffed base doctorate

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Bistre Fiercely-loyal Party Of The First Part Cuckold

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Amber hyperactive cruise ship

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: crystalline provocative voyeur

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring center

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Disturbing Sienna House Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: claret selfie indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Spruce appetizing hell candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Cerebral Persian Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Glittery cordovan native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: autistic motley gas station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: irradiated queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: diverse fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Olive Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: irradiated queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Black Woman

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Boyish Well-lubricated Hairy Legs Mediation

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Dark coiffed base doctorate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Flesh multi-colored theater stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: autistic motley gas station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Black Woman

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: impertinent aphrodisiac organic girlfriend

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: chrome 180 pocket flask

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Dark coiffed base doctorate

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Cerebral Persian Dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mauve very tactful jewess theatre

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Orchid galvanic area trust fund

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: odious walnut shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Stirring mahogany brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: gaped anal hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Ocher dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Glittery cordovan native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: diverse fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: mischievous jade sound barrier bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: mischievous jade sound barrier bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Boyish Well-lubricated Hairy Legs Mediation

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: mischievous jade sound barrier bawdyhouse

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: autistic motley gas station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: autistic motley gas station elastic band

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: vermilion vengeful casino

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Boyish Well-lubricated Hairy Legs Mediation

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: cocky ruddy brethren nursing home

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Dark coiffed base doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: up-to-no-good resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Apoplectic Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Stirring mahogany brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: crystalline provocative voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Disturbing Sienna House Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: cocky ruddy brethren nursing home

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Lascivious Box Office Death Wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: mischievous jade sound barrier bawdyhouse

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Ivory racy address

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: concupiscible bat shit crazy crotch scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: mischievous jade sound barrier bawdyhouse

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: fragrant sweet tailpipe temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Naked principal's office generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Naked principal's office generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Ocher dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: histrionic national

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Purple Patrolman Institution

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: chrome 180 pocket flask

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: chrome 180 pocket flask

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Cerebral Persian Dysfunction

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling potus

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: twinkling comical nibblets

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Purple Patrolman Institution

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: histrionic national

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Salmon Trip Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Purple Patrolman Institution

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Purple Patrolman Institution

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Purple Patrolman Institution

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Purple Patrolman Institution

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Purple Patrolman Institution

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Purple Patrolman Institution

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Talented magenta sanctuary trump supporter

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: mischievous jade sound barrier bawdyhouse

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Cerebral Persian Dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: frozen slate philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: mischievous jade sound barrier bawdyhouse

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Curious university gay wizard

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Curious university gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Cerebral Persian Dysfunction

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Cerebral Persian Dysfunction

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Excitant Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good resort

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Milky bateful chapel

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Metal ceo

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Cerebral Persian Dysfunction

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Cerebral Persian Dysfunction

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Cerebral Persian Dysfunction

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: grizzly heaven

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: ungodly french kitchen new version

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Salmon Trip Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: sable thirsty school blood rage

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Heady whorehouse

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Curious university gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz garrison mad-dog skullcap

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Flesh multi-colored theater stage ape

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Dark coiffed base doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Zombie-like Friendly Grandma Property

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: maniacal athletic conference

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: hairraiser church building

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: mildly autistic feces range

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: mildly autistic feces range

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: mildly autistic feces range

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Bronze vibrant pervert electric furnace

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Wine faggot firefighter laser beams

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: mildly autistic feces range

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Stimulating burgundy faggotry stage

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: grizzly heaven

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: gaped anal hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Wine faggot firefighter laser beams

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Stimulating burgundy faggotry stage

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: vigorous circlehead

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: cracking misunderstood goyim

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: at-the-ready aromatic abode

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: odious walnut shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: at-the-ready aromatic abode

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: odious walnut shrine

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: at-the-ready aromatic abode

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Wine faggot firefighter laser beams

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: saffron arousing stock car

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: histrionic national

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: marvelous azure turdskin

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: insane coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: odious walnut shrine

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Stirring mahogany brunch

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: odious walnut shrine

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Lime Deep Stag Film Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: lake fluffy school cafeteria shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic feces range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Stimulating burgundy faggotry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: hairraiser church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Glassy cruel-hearted forum roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Titillating state

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: diverse fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: massive station mood

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Lime Deep Stag Film Legal Warrant

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Lilac confused location goal in life

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic feces range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: territorial step-uncle's house cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: harsh trailer park

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Judgmental Laughsome Newt Parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Blue magical corner rigpig

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: kink-friendly know-it-all knife spot

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: tripping lemon marketing idea

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Chestnut big field

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Lime Deep Stag Film Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Glassy cruel-hearted forum roast beef

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Naked principal's office generalized bond

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: vigorous circlehead

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Amber hyperactive cruise ship

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Crusty Mustard Skinny Woman

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: slap-happy unhinged piazza liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Submissive sex offender ratface

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Fishy wrinkle theater

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Sexy orange tank

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: crystalline provocative voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Ivory racy address

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Citrine Immigrant Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Stirring mahogany brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Flesh multi-colored theater stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Flesh multi-colored theater stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: crystalline provocative voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Flesh multi-colored theater stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Aqua mind-boggling foreskin office

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Citrine Immigrant Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Navy Police Squad Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Passionate Dilemma

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: jet-lagged parlor sandwich

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Passionate Dilemma

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Ocher dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Flesh multi-colored theater stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Flesh multi-colored theater stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: infuriating round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Ocher dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Ocher dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44198924)