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i've fucked 10+ girls off YELP by searching for brazilian waxes

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they m...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/21/14
No fuckin way that is awesome
electric theater stage partner
  09/21/14
180 triangulation skills bro
irate roommate
  09/21/14
DAT BIG DATA
yapping cruise ship associate
  09/21/14
I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I ...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/21/14
what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and ...
yapping cruise ship associate
  09/21/14
still requires DAT human touch
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur curr...
yapping cruise ship associate
  09/22/14
can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algo...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSS...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself bu...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
this it should also be able to generate the likelihood th...
yapping cruise ship associate
  09/22/14
cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in pro...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
yes, instagram will be invaluable here
yapping cruise ship associate
  09/22/14
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Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programme...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
9459435209432504 *Mike Judge taking notes furious...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
...
abnormal senate
  09/24/14
still lolling @ this *smiles sheepishly* "are y...
abnormal senate
  09/25/14
...
Excitant tattoo heaven
  01/03/15
Lmao
Bistre medicated base
  12/26/15
...
carnelian rigor dog poop
  03/13/17
...
Thriller church
  09/13/18
...
cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead
  11/13/14
(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)
Shimmering insecure business firm
  09/22/14
NSA
vengeful spectacular stage affirmative action
  09/21/14
that's rape
gold diverse set
  09/21/14
something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/21/14
how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random ...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
(FATAL FLAW masterman)
yapping cruise ship associate
  09/22/14
someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro
yapping cruise ship associate
  09/22/14
(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
highly-doobsian. I like it.
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
not random. I can't give away full details but let's just sa...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doo...
talented brass mother therapy
  09/22/14
also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canne...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has al...
yapping cruise ship associate
  09/22/14
I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse b...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews,...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and ...
talented brass mother therapy
  09/22/14
LINK to some reviews?
vengeful spectacular stage affirmative action
  09/22/14
brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient t...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving hi...
Shimmering insecure business firm
  09/22/14
b-b-but AUTOMATION btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautifu...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen l...
Shimmering insecure business firm
  09/22/14
my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia a...
cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead
  09/22/14
yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. alt...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
another important point: this method only works on people wh...
cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead
  09/22/14
I know jesus fucking christ
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot
talented brass mother therapy
  09/22/14
(faggot) not many reviews are of the "we come he...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl
Motley Pea-brained Shrine
  09/22/14
guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. ...
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.
Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter
  09/22/14
boom goes the dynamite
Razzle-dazzle mauve philosopher-king
  09/22/14
...
Lascivious Abode Haunted Graveyard
  09/24/14
180 this thread delivered.
Shimmering insecure business firm
  09/22/14
I wish this wasn't flame
Erotic church building
  09/22/14
the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true ...
cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead
  09/22/14
"ymmv"
yapping cruise ship associate
  09/22/14
Self-confirmed not flame
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
icymi
cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead
  09/22/14
Unngh http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_An...
bossy lettuce
  09/22/14
yeah but: One Medical Group Category: Family Prac...
Ruddy tanning salon
  09/22/14
lol
bossy lettuce
  09/22/14
1 fucking 80
duck-like canary spot double fault
  09/24/14
jfc
frozen mustard headpube
  09/13/18
lol
Maroon Thirsty Wrinkle Site
  09/13/18
This is basically like Carfax for vaginas.
Diamond Dallas Chad
  07/13/26
* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee sho...
Erotic church building
  09/22/14
1800000000
cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead
  09/25/14
Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie ae...
know-it-all flesh dopamine house
  09/25/14
sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like...
disgusting persian national
  09/25/14
...
cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead
  11/12/14
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Ruddy tanning salon
  01/03/15
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Ruddy tanning salon
  12/24/15
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Ruddy tanning salon
  03/13/17
180 if true. Innovation!
pale costumed public bath
  09/13/18
...
fantasy-prone kitchen
  05/11/26


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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they mention getting Brazilian waxes, then I triangulate where they are likely to hang out based on their dinner/club reviews, then I find them, kino, and BAM smooth-as-fuck pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371764)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: electric theater stage partner

No fuckin way that is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371783)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: irate roommate

180 triangulation skills bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371803)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: yapping cruise ship associate

DAT BIG DATA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371824)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I can mimic their interests based on their extensive yelp reviews. it is ridiculous, connection is so deep that the first-night fuck is pretty much guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371892)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: yapping cruise ship associate

what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and u lose ur edge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371898)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

still requires DAT human touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371951)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: yapping cruise ship associate

not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur currently doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371963)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371978)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algorithm that shows a rough percentage likelihood of being in a given place on a given date based on data she has poasted to social media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372088)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSSY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372106)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself but that does not mean you cant use it to get around a lot more easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372156)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: yapping cruise ship associate

this

it should also be able to generate the likelihood that they are dtf based on other publicaly available variables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372122)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in profile, piercings, atheist/agnostic, steampunk/alt/hipster....etc.

also screens out women who keep all their social media posts private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372179)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: yapping cruise ship associate

yes, instagram will be invaluable here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372193)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programmer wearing an oversized Hilfiger polo and khakis fresh from the dryer lurching alongside a hot honey, hurridly shoving his phone into his pocket while she thinks she catches a glimpse of her yelp profile up on the screen, and saying, "you have been to this club three times in the past two months, have you not? I am also aware that you enjoyed your Brazilian wax from the salon." and then going home to RAGE on PUA forums that this method is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372194)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

9459435209432504

*Mike Judge taking notes furiously for Silicon Valley*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372200)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: abnormal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26385761)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: abnormal senate

still lolling @ this

*smiles sheepishly*

"are you jen87?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26392563)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Excitant tattoo heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27047498)



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Date: December 26th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Bistre medicated base

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29456164)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: carnelian rigor dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32820968)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Thriller church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36800182)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26706469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Shimmering insecure business firm

(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372107)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: vengeful spectacular stage affirmative action

NSA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371834)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: gold diverse set

that's rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371842)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense: can't be asking for it much more clearly than to get a Brazilian. implied consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371867)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.

idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371925)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: yapping cruise ship associate

(FATAL FLAW masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371933)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371945)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: yapping cruise ship associate

just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371957)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371973)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

highly-doobsian. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371984)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

not random. I can't give away full details but let's just say I triangulate.

state ur flaws and if I can without pulling back the curtain too much, I'll gladly answer. it doesn't have the mass marketability of the LICK msg but no reason other bros couldn't create their own workable methods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371970)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.

unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371995)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: talented brass mother therapy

dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doobs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372004)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canned icebreaker or do you "subtly" try to ninja your way over to them and introduce yourself in a chill, fratty, natural way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372007)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on monster. these are HIGHLY TAILORED approaches based on my research. If I see a chick at a chill cocktail lounge with the girls, well I know they have tried similar places in the past, and this chick loves drinks with whisky, but she went with some friends to some louder clubs a couple weekends ago and didn't like them, so its *walks up with my whisky cocktail* "hey this is a great place isn't it? much better than those douchy clubs like _____ where you can't hear anyone talk. and the drinks are amazing, I've been really into whisky stuff lately like this ____"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372094)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time. 180 if not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372123)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have with yelp. they have HUNDREDS of DETAILED reviews. think of the level of narcissism it takes to basically tell the world "this lady did a great job of making my PUSSY SILKY SMOOTH so I can go take HOT COCK."

and yes it does require in-depth profiling and research -- "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art -- but rest assured this is no different from any dood trying to work a girl he wants to fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372040)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: yapping cruise ship associate

how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has also posted yelp reviews of tattoo parlours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372053)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse but I like the way you think and may incorporate some fake tats into my regimen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372118)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"

tyft

well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.

pretty clever if you aren't full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372067)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews, doesn't that make tracking them down even harder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372110)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: talented brass mother therapy

look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and actually remember what dozens of them look like, sure this could work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26371999)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: vengeful spectacular stage affirmative action

LINK to some reviews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient to teach you to fish, but if you want to also find some good fishing grounds, then google your city + yelp + Brazilian wax. be aware, fishing takes patience. you will find there will be many "nibbles" on ur pole that turn out to be old boots, tires, logs, other bros' lines, etc. but keep fishing and eventually you'll land something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372157)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Shimmering insecure business firm

This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving him semantics. A prophet will never be accepted in his homeland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372196)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

b-b-but AUTOMATION

btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautiful pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372226)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Shimmering insecure business firm

The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372254)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead

my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia and $1 tacos!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372204)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. although....I guess that wouldn't be uncommon come to think of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372219)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead

another important point: this method only works on people who are female and post lots of yelp reviews, including one of a bikini wax (harrison)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372229)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

I know jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372236)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: talented brass mother therapy

wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372239)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

(faggot)

not many reviews are of the "we come here every x night for the y dollar zs!!" variety.

but ...I guess...he could....target....you know what stfu. JUST STFU.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372246)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Motley Pea-brained Shrine

holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372893)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. im still way ahead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372922)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant Judgmental Parlor Faggot Firefighter

alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372932)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 5:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mauve philosopher-king

boom goes the dynamite



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26373004)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Lascivious Abode Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26385756)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Shimmering insecure business firm

180 this thread delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372172)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: Erotic church building

I wish this wasn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372686)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:33 AM
Author: cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead

the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true or not, its fucking 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372912)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: yapping cruise ship associate

"ymmv"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26373038)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

Self-confirmed not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26373565)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:06 AM
Author: cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead

icymi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26372881)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: bossy lettuce

Unngh

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_AnFstBgDcbD8A

"Jessica is wonderful. She's such a sweet person, who really cares about her clients. My brazilian waxes have all been fantastic. I have had literally nothing grow back in almost 2 weeks, and no ingrown hairs. And, the process itself is really not that terrible (coming from someone who has no pain tolerance). She talks to you the whole time to distract you, and while she's quick, she's also thorough. No stray hairs left. Unlike the praised Tammy at Polished, Jessica is thorough and her services are absolutely worth the money. And, it's very easy to book here! Highly recommended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26373615)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon

yeah but:

One Medical Group

Category: Family Practice

Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Midtown East

5.0 star rating

8/28/2014

...I called the office on Tuesday this week, needing an appointment for a UTI/yeast infection (you know how uncomfortable these are, and how you really NEED to see someone and get oral medication if it gets out of hand).

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26373634)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: bossy lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26373651)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: duck-like canary spot double fault

1 fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26385792)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: frozen mustard headpube

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36800118)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Maroon Thirsty Wrinkle Site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36800134)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

This is basically like Carfax for vaginas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49995651)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Erotic church building

* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *

* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *

"Waddup bro!"

"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"

"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."

"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."

"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"

* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *

"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"

"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"

"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"

"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"

"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."

"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"

"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."

"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"

"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."

"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"

"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."

"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"

"Wait! This is how I talk with everybody!"

"I said I'm just asking already!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26377259)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26392897)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: know-it-all flesh dopamine house

Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie aesthetic. Instant pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26392595)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: disgusting persian national

sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like a STALKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26392597)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 4:08 AM
Author: cruel-hearted vivacious circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#26701099)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27047484)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29447505)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Ruddy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32820952)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: pale costumed public bath

180 if true. Innovation!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36800138)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: fantasy-prone kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49879733)