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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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glittery dilemma
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lascivious light market athletic conference
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Pale death wish round eye
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fucking lol
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Ivory locale patrolman
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vibrant point
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Saffron tank library
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Duck-like Jade Ceo
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1800000
Zippy spectacular associate
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legit
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zombie-like stock car
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Height of assosciate?
razzmatazz box office police squad
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Duck-like Jade Ceo
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lmfao
Turquoise Exciting Hospital Trust Fund
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LOL
fishy coffee pot potus
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lol
Mauve corner
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180
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Flirting Piazza Knife
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Big Angry Boltzmann
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vibrant point
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insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship
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Swashbuckling public bath affirmative action
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fighting rusted milk black woman
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Irradiated cordovan mental disorder institution
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Rebellious Sanctuary French Chef
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
diverse sepia forum feces
  03/12/15
Moar!
Aromatic irate location
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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Lavender brethren genital piercing
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Big Angry Boltzmann
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Silver Friendly Grandma Jew
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fighting rusted milk black woman
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
glittery dilemma
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
shaky office
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aquamarine slippery area
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It practically writes itself!
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aquamarine slippery area
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
aquamarine slippery area
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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glittery dilemma
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vigorous mad cow disease
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
lascivious light market athletic conference
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
glittery dilemma
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
lascivious light market athletic conference
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
glittery dilemma
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
lascivious light market athletic conference
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Shit
glittery dilemma
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citrine supple indian lodge
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
elite concupiscible kitty cat blood rage
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Odious hideous cuckoldry
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glittery dilemma
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Lavender brethren genital piercing
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aquamarine slippery area
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still going strong
Lavender brethren genital piercing
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(Chip Kelly)
Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
glittery dilemma
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citrine supple indian lodge
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness
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glittery dilemma
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Passionate masturbator mediation
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vigorous mad cow disease
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Silver Friendly Grandma Jew
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Ivory locale patrolman
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
shaky office
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Motley coldplay fan whorehouse
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Pale death wish round eye
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Ivory locale patrolman
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
glittery dilemma
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*bark aves
Jet bateful hissy fit field
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walnut site crotch
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
aquamarine slippery area
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
shaky office
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aqua lodge chad
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Misanthropic ladyboy
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Haunting abode digit ratio
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shaky office
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Saffron tank library
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citrine supple indian lodge
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ruby rehab telephone
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Pale death wish round eye
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
well-lubricated wrinkle prole
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
navy pistol
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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vibrant point
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Racy scourge upon the earth
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lascivious light market athletic conference
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insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship
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Silver Friendly Grandma Jew
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Lavender brethren genital piercing
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!!!
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puce skinny woman
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Lavender brethren genital piercing
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Haunting abode digit ratio
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dashing pearl liquid oxygen locus
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Coiffed self-centered chapel wagecucks
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Talented Amber Private Investor Internal Respiration
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buck-toothed macaca ticket booth
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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curious bat-shit-crazy keepsake machete
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
elite concupiscible kitty cat blood rage
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
glittery dilemma
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Bat shit crazy spot
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
glittery dilemma
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Aromatic irate location
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Haunting abode digit ratio
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glittery dilemma
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aquamarine slippery area
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
White electric hunting ground
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Aphrodisiac new version
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!
Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness
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180
Laughsome indecent shrine therapy
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alcoholic bawdyhouse hominid
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lascivious light market athletic conference
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Lavender brethren genital piercing
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness
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(Rick Reilly)
hairraiser theater stage fortuitous meteor
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That hurt bro.
Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness
  03/12/15
great thread
exhilarant university
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
diverse sepia forum feces
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Duck-like Jade Ceo
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Trip sienna headpube
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
arrogant insecure house goal in life
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dashing pearl liquid oxygen locus
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
arrogant insecure house goal in life
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arrogant insecure house goal in life
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Sexy community account
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Maroon Comical Plaza Queen Of The Night
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Lavender brethren genital piercing
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180
aquamarine slippery area
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
arrogant insecure house goal in life
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Geriatric deep messiness doctorate
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aquamarine slippery area
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bump for Buddy
arrogant insecure house goal in life
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
vivacious tan pozpig theatre
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
chocolate splenetic stead turdskin
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citrine supple indian lodge
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
vigorous mad cow disease
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Brindle pisswyrm parlour
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180 awkward haunted graveyard
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*makes Buddy partner*
Sexy community account
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Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness
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Histrionic Lime Space
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Ivory locale patrolman
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ruh roh
vibrant point
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Aphrodisiac new version
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
navy pistol
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Honey-headed misunderstood famous landscape painting
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glittery dilemma
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Ivory locale patrolman
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Mind-boggling khaki business firm
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
glittery dilemma
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
citrine supple indian lodge
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
cobalt costumed lay weed whacker
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Wonderful ultramarine gunner
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Cerebral Cocky Brunch
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Duck-like Jade Ceo
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vibrant point
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anal tanning salon party of the first part
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Silver Friendly Grandma Jew
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indigo filthy useless brakes multi-billionaire
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holy fucking shit
heady gaming laptop pit
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lascivious light market athletic conference
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outnumbered french kitchen
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insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship
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primrose son of senegal temple
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Talented Amber Private Investor Internal Respiration
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Silver Friendly Grandma Jew
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aquamarine slippery area
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go Get Em!
Lavender brethren genital piercing
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aquamarine slippery area
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charismatic sable mother partner
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180
Aphrodisiac new version
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180^180
well-lubricated wrinkle prole
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vibrant point
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lascivious light market athletic conference
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razzle set
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Aphrodisiac new version
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Aphrodisiac new version
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Haunting abode digit ratio
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Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter
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Lavender brethren genital piercing
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aquamarine slippery area
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Lavender brethren genital piercing
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cobalt costumed lay weed whacker
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
White electric hunting ground
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underrated
Twisted appetizing toaster meetinghouse
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cobalt costumed lay weed whacker
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Aphrodisiac new version
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
vibrant point
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glittery dilemma
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
violet talking den
  06/03/15
Ouch
glittery dilemma
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
curious bat-shit-crazy keepsake machete
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aquamarine slippery area
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citrine supple indian lodge
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180
Provocative disrespectful station immigrant
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alcoholic bawdyhouse hominid
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citrine supple indian lodge
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Aphrodisiac new version
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cobalt costumed lay weed whacker
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black overrated state
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Seedy dead legend crackhouse
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Aphrodisiac new version
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Haunting abode digit ratio
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glittery dilemma
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Aphrodisiac new version
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Haunting abode digit ratio
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Aromatic irate location
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Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
pungent property
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Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter
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aquamarine slippery area
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aquamarine slippery area
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Balding international law enforcement agency
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter
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high-end umber school
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Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship
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Haunting abode digit ratio
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CR.
aquamarine slippery area
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Aphrodisiac new version
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Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter
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i really like it here
glittery dilemma
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aquamarine slippery area
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aquamarine slippery area
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship
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Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship
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Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter
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glittery dilemma
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Aphrodisiac new version
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crawly boiling water orchestra pit
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aquamarine slippery area
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Woah CR friend :-)
aquamarine slippery area
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insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship
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adventurous underhanded school cafeteria
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high-end umber school
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insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
iridescent floppy rigor
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Aphrodisiac new version
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Aphrodisiac new version
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Clear Idiot
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insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship
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Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter
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henna stage halford
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Clear Idiot
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kink-friendly frisky parlor codepig
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fishy coffee pot potus
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Zippy spectacular associate

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Duck-like Jade Ceo

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Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

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*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Duck-like Jade Ceo

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Big Angry Boltzmann

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: shaky office

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Aromatic irate location

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: titillating magical incel legal warrant

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: vigorous mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: lascivious light market athletic conference

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: lascivious light market athletic conference

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: lascivious light market athletic conference

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: citrine supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Plum cumskin national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: elite concupiscible kitty cat blood rage

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Odious hideous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: citrine supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: titillating magical incel legal warrant

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: titillating magical incel legal warrant

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Passionate masturbator mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: vigorous mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Silver Friendly Grandma Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Ivory locale patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: shaky office

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Motley coldplay fan whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Pale death wish round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Ivory locale patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Jet bateful hissy fit field

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: walnut site crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: shaky office

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: aqua lodge chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Misanthropic ladyboy

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Haunting abode digit ratio

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: shaky office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Saffron tank library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: tantric ebony fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: aqua lodge chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Odious hideous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: citrine supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: ruby rehab telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Duck-like Jade Ceo

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Pale death wish round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: cracking sticky base preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Shivering thriller mexican church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: diverse sepia forum feces

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated wrinkle prole

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: navy pistol

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: blue arousing heaven newt

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: cobalt costumed lay weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: heady gaming laptop pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic garrison persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Racy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: lascivious light market athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Stimulating cuck circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: galvanic judgmental step-uncle's house antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Silver Friendly Grandma Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: puce skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Haunting abode digit ratio

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: dashing pearl liquid oxygen locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Coiffed self-centered chapel wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Talented Amber Private Investor Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: buck-toothed macaca ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Gaped charcoal selfie

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: curious bat-shit-crazy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: elite concupiscible kitty cat blood rage

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: glittery dilemma

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy spot

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: glittery dilemma

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Aromatic irate location

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Haunting abode digit ratio

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: White electric hunting ground

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Laughsome indecent shrine therapy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: alcoholic bawdyhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: lascivious light market athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: hairraiser theater stage fortuitous meteor

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: exhilarant university

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: diverse sepia forum feces

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Duck-like Jade Ceo

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Trip sienna headpube

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: arrogant insecure house goal in life

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: dashing pearl liquid oxygen locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: arrogant insecure house goal in life

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: arrogant insecure house goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Sexy community account

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Maroon Comical Plaza Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: arrogant insecure house goal in life

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Geriatric deep messiness doctorate

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: arrogant insecure house goal in life

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: vivacious tan pozpig theatre

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: chocolate splenetic stead turdskin

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: chocolate splenetic stead turdskin

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: citrine supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: vigorous mad cow disease

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Brindle pisswyrm parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: 180 awkward haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Sexy community account

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Harsh faggot firefighter twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Lime Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Ivory locale patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: vibrant point

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: navy pistol

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed misunderstood famous landscape painting

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Ivory locale patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling khaki business firm

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: citrine supple indian lodge

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: cobalt costumed lay weed whacker

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Wonderful ultramarine gunner



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Cerebral Cocky Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Duck-like Jade Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: vibrant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: anal tanning salon party of the first part



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Silver Friendly Grandma Jew



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: indigo filthy useless brakes multi-billionaire



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: heady gaming laptop pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: lascivious light market athletic conference



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: outnumbered french kitchen



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Silver Friendly Grandma Jew



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version

180

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated wrinkle prole

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant point



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: lascivious light market athletic conference



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: cobalt costumed lay weed whacker



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: White electric hunting ground

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Twisted appetizing toaster meetinghouse

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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: cobalt costumed lay weed whacker



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: vibrant point

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: violet talking den

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: glittery dilemma

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: curious bat-shit-crazy keepsake machete

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: citrine supple indian lodge



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Provocative disrespectful station immigrant

180

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: alcoholic bawdyhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: citrine supple indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: cobalt costumed lay weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: black overrated state



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Seedy dead legend crackhouse

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Haunting abode digit ratio

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Haunting abode digit ratio

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Aromatic irate location

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: pungent property

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Balding international law enforcement agency

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: high-end umber school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Haunting abode digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: glittery dilemma

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: glittery dilemma



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: crawly boiling water orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: adventurous underhanded school cafeteria



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: high-end umber school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: iridescent floppy rigor

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Clear Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy chartreuse personal credit line cruise ship



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: henna stage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Clear Idiot



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: kink-friendly frisky parlor codepig



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: fishy coffee pot potus



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Claret stag film

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: boyish native



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: galvanic judgmental step-uncle's house antidepressant drug

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: maniacal purple principal's office



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: contagious orange sandwich trailer park

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area

Gorgeous jet set

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Gas Station Depressive

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Pearly Tattoo



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: marvelous old irish cottage marketing idea



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Talented Amber Private Investor Internal Respiration



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: high-end umber school



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic razzle-dazzle alpha trump supporter



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: fighting rusted milk black woman



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac new version

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Fuchsia Sinister Pocket Flask Puppy



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: coral boistinker

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: dark apoplectic nursing home

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Glassy regret



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Casino



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: aqua lodge chad

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: aqua lodge chad

nothing?

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Glassy regret

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: aqua lodge chad

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Cyan range

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating church



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author:  bright love of her life



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Maroon Comical Plaza Queen Of The Night



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery area



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Silver Friendly Grandma Jew



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Lavender brethren genital piercing



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
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