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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: peach coldplay fan jewess It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Fear-inspiring Parlor Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: federal apoplectic weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Shivering mustard marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: glittery stage love of her life did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Free-loading Reading Party "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: tantric racy principal's office (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Galvanic duck-like library "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Mahogany Dashing Church Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Multi-colored step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Electric fiercely-loyal property shitlib (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: peach coldplay fan jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Excitant useless brakes hospital who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: peach coldplay fan jewess Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Excitant useless brakes hospital whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: peach coldplay fan jewess CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Mentally impaired business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Orchid stead athletic conference 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: cerebral yapping fanboi "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Mentally impaired business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Trip hateful fat ankles roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: startling exciting field striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49335487) |