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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
Greedy Supple Degenerate
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Go back to India
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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  04/12/16
holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
Greedy Supple Degenerate
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Greedy Supple Degenerate
  04/12/16
well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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A billion Thank you for this!
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Balding nowag

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Electric cuckold sweet tailpipe

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Glittery gaped heaven



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Adventurous carmine ratface

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: crusty locus weed whacker



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: submissive exciting wagecucks



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Glittery gaped heaven

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Red mewling french chef elastic band

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: salmon main people

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: azure temple

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: big principal's office international law enforcement agency

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: crusty locus weed whacker



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: claret passionate lodge



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: big principal's office international law enforcement agency



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: exhilarant yarmulke



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Clear hell



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Fishy irate locale party of the first part



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Stimulating digit ratio



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Ruby kink-friendly home cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Balding nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Bateful Spot Crotch

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: flirting state legal warrant

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: hairraiser bistre twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: flirting state legal warrant

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: useless plaza juggernaut

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: french violet cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: big principal's office international law enforcement agency

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: aromatic ladyboy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: bearded coiffed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: lake forum

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: marvelous umber hall

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: irradiated nudist water buffalo parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Vivacious Public Bath Ceo

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: ultramarine beta partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Arousing messiness

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: exhilarant yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz flatulent tanning salon windowlicker

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: ebony toilet seat

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: confused brindle round eye stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: lake forum

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Arousing messiness

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: lake forum

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: lake forum

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: lake forum

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Vivacious Public Bath Ceo

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: navy curious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Public Bath Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Arousing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: laughsome magical ticket booth jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Trip copper newt mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Chartreuse vengeful volcanic crater stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Drab razzle-dazzle theater

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: idiotic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: appetizing shimmering native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Spectacular Offensive Chapel Deer Antler

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Offensive Chapel Deer Antler

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: navy curious fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Balding nowag

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: navy curious fortuitous meteor

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: crusty locus weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Senate Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: startling clown gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Cerebral Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: startling clown gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: apoplectic sienna knife kitty

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: wonderful gaming laptop

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: apoplectic sienna knife kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: wonderful gaming laptop

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: overrated laser beams gay wizard

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: claret passionate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: wonderful gaming laptop

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: mahogany market private investor

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: big principal's office international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: appetizing shimmering native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: salmon main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: excitant tantric location skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: confused brindle round eye stag film

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: lime swashbuckling menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: dull massive parlor

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Swollen chestnut multi-billionaire genital piercing

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Charismatic goyim selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse vengeful volcanic crater stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: chrome macaca doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Stimulating digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: odious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: deep brass depressive stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: aromatic ladyboy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Swollen chestnut multi-billionaire genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: chrome macaca doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: indigo stirring pit trump supporter

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Turquoise slimy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: odious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Vivacious Public Bath Ceo

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: mahogany market private investor

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: white beady-eyed theatre feces

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Turquoise slimy quadroon

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: marvelous umber hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: useless plaza juggernaut

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Indecent Costumed Center

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: lake forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Fighting Motley Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: peach floppy incel

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Vivacious Public Bath Ceo

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: salmon main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Bateful Spot Crotch

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: pale rambunctious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Mildly autistic crystalline chad blood rage

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: lake forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Pontificating Roast Beef Sanctuary

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: pale rambunctious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: marvelous umber hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: racy infuriating ape old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: racy infuriating ape old irish cottage

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: excitant tantric location skinny woman

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: big principal's office international law enforcement agency

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Arousing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Obsidian lascivious trailer park sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: navy curious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: marvelous umber hall

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: lime swashbuckling menage

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Indecent Costumed Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: odious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: pale rambunctious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: odious church building

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: irradiated nudist water buffalo parlour

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: heady pocket flask

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: vermilion step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated harsh school halford

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: odious church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Flushed multi-colored orchestra pit

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: comical magenta stage roommate

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: marvelous umber hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Arousing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic Cheese-eating Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: titillating wrinkle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: titillating wrinkle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: big principal's office international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Swollen chestnut multi-billionaire genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Mildly autistic crystalline chad blood rage

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Amethyst Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Senate Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Cerebral Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: vibrant area

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: useless plaza juggernaut

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: fantasy-prone concupiscible casino faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: fantasy-prone concupiscible casino faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: salmon main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Arousing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Balding nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal turdskin address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Greedy Supple Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Arousing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Histrionic maniacal trust fund death wish

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Indecent Costumed Center

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Indecent Costumed Center

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: submissive exciting wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: provocative factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: 180 Poppy Den Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Ruby kink-friendly home cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Dashing topaz mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: french violet cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Ruby kink-friendly home cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Scarlet Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Silver crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy (Christmas!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: aggressive fragrant toaster

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Balding nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Balding nowag

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: navy curious fortuitous meteor

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Buff electric furnace

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Clear hell

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Clear hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac set

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Fishy irate locale party of the first part



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Nubile Base Regret



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Nubile Base Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Boyish glassy kitchen pistol



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: startling clown gas station

THE GOAT

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: peach floppy incel

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Diverse institution famous landscape painting

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Orange office



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: startling clown gas station

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated harsh school halford



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: lilac people who are hurt



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Library

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: cocky angry station



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: startling clown gas station



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Thriller Becky Business Firm



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: cocky angry station



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Grizzly self-absorbed headpube puppy



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Judgmental galvanic community account school cafeteria

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Clear hell



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: big-titted abnormal corner gaping



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: marvelous umber hall



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Senate Kitty Cat

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: razzle naked nursing home idea he suggested

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Senate Kitty Cat



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