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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: cocky mewling fanboi

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Orchid Dashing Corner Shitlib

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: laughsome red school cafeteria mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: duck-like university mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Slippery Lay Depressive

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Slippery Lay Depressive

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: walnut comical dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Provocative bearded stage

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: cocky mewling fanboi

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Provocative bearded stage

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: cocky mewling fanboi

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: pungent swashbuckling patrolman sandwich



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison partner

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz bisexual faggotry set

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: cocky mewling fanboi

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison partner

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: cocky mewling fanboi

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison partner

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: walnut comical dopamine



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Shimmering Kitchen

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: appetizing church

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed frozen school national security agency

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Orchid Dashing Corner Shitlib

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: appetizing church



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: arousing bbw

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Orchid Dashing Corner Shitlib

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: cocky mewling fanboi

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: exhilarant heaven useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Indigo Boistinker

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: motley wagecucks nursing home

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Claret fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Godawful vivacious queen of the night

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison partner

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cocky mewling fanboi

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Godawful vivacious queen of the night

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: cocky mewling fanboi

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Godawful vivacious queen of the night

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: motley wagecucks nursing home

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Godawful vivacious queen of the night

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Cerebral telephone

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Godawful vivacious queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: swollen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: swollen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Ivory mischievous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Orange lascivious legend bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Provocative bearded stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Medicated curious office feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: bright well-lubricated clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Poppy massive gaping love of her life

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: appetizing church

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Godawful vivacious queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Rusted double fault locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: stubborn kitty menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Glittery At-the-ready Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Lavender knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Opaque offensive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Wonderful pearly stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Glittery At-the-ready Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: splenetic charismatic pit sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: splenetic charismatic pit sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Big marketing idea juggernaut

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Claret fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: insane old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Cerebral telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Preventive Strike Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Poppy massive gaping love of her life

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Heady Sneaky Criminal Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: splenetic charismatic pit sound barrier

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: aquamarine odious faggot firefighter idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Diverse brilliant site

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Amber Piazza

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Godawful vivacious queen of the night

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Cerebral telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Poppy massive gaping love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Salmon Nudist Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Excitant Market

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: bearded headpube

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Slate really tough guy point

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison partner

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Green slap-happy resort

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: federal frisky den masturbator

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Godawful vivacious queen of the night

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: laughsome red school cafeteria mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: multi-colored sex offender state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Peach trip casino messiness

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: yapping carmine round eye

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Plum Cruel-hearted Nibblets

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison partner

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Plum Cruel-hearted Nibblets

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Peach trip casino messiness

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: supple rose potus

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: walnut comical dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: 180 pisswyrm parlour

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Poppy massive gaping love of her life

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: chartreuse gaped turdskin whorehouse

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: demanding giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Bonkers stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone water buffalo indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: haunting national kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Slippery Lay Depressive

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: abnormal autistic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Orange lascivious legend bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Cordovan startled institution coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: abnormal autistic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Orange lascivious legend bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Metal trailer park private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: dead mad cow disease

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Orange lascivious legend bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: federal frisky den masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: free-loading affirmative action

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: swollen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: nofapping death wish chad

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: nofapping death wish chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: contagious drunken address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: laughsome red school cafeteria mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Orange lascivious legend bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: electric associate yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Ivory mischievous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Fragrant Goal In Life Sanctuary

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Fishy House Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: transparent marvelous friendly grandma degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Goal In Life Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Fragrant Goal In Life Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Cyan racy famous landscape painting locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Fishy House Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: vibrant lake spot

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: cocky mewling fanboi

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Bateful therapy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: magical property gunner

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Wine boyish location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: swollen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: swollen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Ivory mischievous native

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: federal frisky den masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: naked seedy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Hyperventilating mind-boggling theater stage

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: swollen theater

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: aromatic boiling water principal's office

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: smoky nubile gay wizard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Orange lascivious legend bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Orange lascivious legend bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: smoky nubile gay wizard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Crystalline Lodge Sweet Tailpipe

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: coral candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Obsidian Church Building Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Exciting Son Of Senegal Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Cordovan startled institution coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: electric associate yarmulke

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Maize razzle tanning salon

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: smoky nubile gay wizard newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Ultramarine pea-brained gas station pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Orange lascivious legend bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine pea-brained gas station pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Bonkers stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Ruddy International Law Enforcement Agency

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: violet library

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Glittery At-the-ready Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: passionate fiercely-loyal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: violet library

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: passionate fiercely-loyal goyim

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: violet library

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: violet library

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Wine boyish location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring coldplay fan dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Orange lascivious legend bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Vigorous pervert ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: galvanic balding station

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Lavender knife

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: mint haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: khaki stirring cruise ship

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: titillating shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: adventurous center

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Fishy House Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Olive concupiscible area half-breed

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: talented white crackhouse mediation

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: duck-like university mood

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Internal Respiration Parlor

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49363699)