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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Mustard Low-t Corner

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: navy therapy

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Passionate Green Theater Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Awkward place of business

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Awkward place of business

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: know-it-all house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: razzle ocher stead candlestick maker

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Mustard Low-t Corner

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: razzle ocher stead candlestick maker

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Mustard Low-t Corner

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: bearded trailer park organic girlfriend



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Racy native messiness

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic Stage Cuck

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Mustard Low-t Corner

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Racy native messiness

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Mustard Low-t Corner

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Racy native messiness

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: know-it-all house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Boyish flushed theater stage headpube

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: walnut impressive point athletic conference

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine state telephone

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: navy therapy

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: walnut impressive point athletic conference



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine 180 mental disorder stag film

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: navy therapy

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Mustard Low-t Corner

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: mahogany histrionic partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: silver love of her life

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pungent filthpig

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Umber Learning Disabled Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: flesh talented home mexican

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Racy native messiness

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Mustard Low-t Corner

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: flesh talented home mexican

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Mustard Low-t Corner

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: flesh talented home mexican

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: pungent filthpig

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: flesh talented home mexican

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: diverse hairless church building deer antler

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: flesh talented home mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Cerebral Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Cerebral Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: out-of-control locale dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: bearded hospital persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: razzle ocher stead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Light very tactful parlor karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: cerise beady-eyed background story church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: heady indigo sanctuary indirect expression

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: walnut impressive point athletic conference

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: flesh talented home mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Angry Shimmering Locus Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Jet self-absorbed roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: fragrant boiling water pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Ruby Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia Odious Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Violent Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Indecent jap ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Ruby Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: cowardly trip trump supporter clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: cowardly trip trump supporter clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Deranged casino

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Umber Learning Disabled Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: floppy ungodly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: diverse hairless church building deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Drab Box Office Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: heady indigo sanctuary indirect expression

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Hairraiser plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: cowardly trip trump supporter clown

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Doobsian ape gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Buff becky chad

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: charismatic hell cuckold

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: spruce swashbuckling windowlicker set

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: flesh talented home mexican

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: diverse hairless church building deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: heady indigo sanctuary indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Galvanic cocky goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: vibrant chrome public bath

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Dun electric brethren tanning salon

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling yarmulke keepsake machete

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Racy native messiness

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: sepia den

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Amethyst Appetizing Dysfunction

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: flesh talented home mexican

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: arousing school cafeteria cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: adulterous red chapel stock car

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: duck-like thriller institution

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: exhilarant insanely creepy voyeur

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Racy native messiness

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: exhilarant insanely creepy voyeur

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: adulterous red chapel stock car

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Avocado bossy wagecucks

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: know-it-all house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Copper Glittery Giraffe

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: heady indigo sanctuary indirect expression

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Cracking international law enforcement agency

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: territorial french chef tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Motley mildly autistic site

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle white digit ratio mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Snowy Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Awkward place of business

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Medicated jewess dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: bearded hospital persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Ivory property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Medicated jewess dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: bearded hospital persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: topaz pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Sick plum rehab

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: bearded hospital persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Amethyst Appetizing Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: spectacular erotic senate sneaky criminal

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Cerebral Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Costumed garrison halford

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Costumed garrison halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: provocative idiotic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: bearded hospital persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: aromatic dead piazza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: out-of-control locale dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: lascivious misunderstood business firm

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: painfully honest elite school mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: dashing french pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: lascivious misunderstood business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: lascivious misunderstood business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: contagious primrose factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: painfully honest elite school mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Violet electric furnace

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Mustard Low-t Corner

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: excitant translucent black woman multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: seedy jew trust fund

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: overrated people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Cerebral Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: out-of-control locale dingle berry

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Amethyst Appetizing Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: brindle big-titted selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Big bright weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: amber bawdyhouse

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Cerebral Location

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: stirring marketing idea turdskin

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Crystalline Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: bearded hospital persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: bearded hospital persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Crystalline Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: emerald fear-inspiring newt

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Poppy Lettuce Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted rough-skinned office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: stimulating brilliant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Ivory property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: aromatic dead piazza haunted graveyard

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Nofapping Exciting Crackhouse

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Crystalline Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Vigorous pisswyrm gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: bearded hospital persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Vigorous pisswyrm gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Motley mildly autistic site

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Curious Orange Kitty Friendly Grandma

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: titillating at-the-ready goal in life

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Ruby Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: unholy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: titillating at-the-ready goal in life

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: unholy faggot firefighter

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: titillating at-the-ready goal in life

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: titillating at-the-ready goal in life

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: overrated people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Wonderful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: bearded hospital persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: free-loading cream potus doctorate

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia Odious Degenerate

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: laughsome obsidian mediation bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Big bright weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Arrogant brass abode

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: flirting codepig crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: salmon lay hissy fit

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: painfully honest elite school mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Jade indian lodge

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Rose Concupiscible Base

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Passionate Green Theater Kitty Cat

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Big bright weed whacker

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: bateful lodge boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49735840)