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Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the o...
Flatulent candlestick maker
  04/06/18
EDIT: nm
frisky crackhouse
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Bipolar embarrassed to the bone bbw turdskin
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I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with o...
Low-t Institution
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
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galvanic parlor jap
  04/06/18
If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats...
Low-t Institution
  04/06/18
Big cats love snacks.
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
everyone loves snacks
dashing macaca volcanic crater
  04/07/18
this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT
Flatulent candlestick maker
  04/06/18
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galvanic parlor jap
  04/06/18
a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end
Flatulent candlestick maker
  04/06/18
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galvanic parlor jap
  04/06/18
this pleases me much to read
Cracking mad cow disease
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galvanic parlor jap
  04/08/18
sprinted past an albino liger to poast this
very tactful library place of business
  04/08/18
(guy who played Alien: Isolation)
Supple impertinent area sneaky criminal
  04/06/18
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galvanic parlor jap
  04/06/18
where is the food court? is there a spencer's gifts?
Naked telephone
  04/06/18
Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit
Flatulent candlestick maker
  04/06/18
Shit.
Naked telephone
  04/06/18
I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of ...
concupiscible forum weed whacker
  04/06/18
I think it's much closer to 0%.
umber crusty black woman
  04/06/18
Wtf are you impostering me for
fragrant school
  04/06/18
whoa
umber crusty black woman
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...
fragrant school
  04/06/18
It’s a homage. What color are you?
concupiscible forum weed whacker
  04/06/18
Midnight blue
fragrant school
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histrionic elite internal respiration
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concupiscible forum weed whacker
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multi-colored aggressive state toaster
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fragrant school
  04/08/18
I'd do it.
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting G...
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
...
galvanic parlor jap
  04/06/18
No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway. *suits up Doom ...
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
...
galvanic parlor jap
  04/06/18
Here, kitty, kitty.
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segwa...
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they d...
Flatulent candlestick maker
  04/06/18
There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described...
umber crusty black woman
  04/06/18
seems not that difficult
coral useless brakes
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Yellow nudist station
  04/07/18
I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper I...
Gay point dog poop
  04/06/18
but where will I get the $1MM?
odious school cafeteria
  04/06/18
Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Jus...
abusive indigo ticket booth sex offender
  04/06/18
lol what
Appetizing opaque goyim chad
  04/06/18
Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?
abusive indigo ticket booth sex offender
  04/06/18
Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally ...
Appetizing opaque goyim chad
  04/06/18
jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws no match for pumo
wonderful ratface mother
  04/06/18
that's a leopard
histrionic elite internal respiration
  04/06/18
Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard? A ...
wonderful ratface mother
  04/06/18
...
sapphire swashbuckling space prole
  04/06/18
sign me up
brindle range reading party
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*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self* *makes ...
primrose fluffy halford
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brindle range reading party
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Confused Legal Warrant Field
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cordovan multi-billionaire
  04/06/18
this made me spit my coffee out at work
180 pozpig gas station
  04/06/18
ty
primrose fluffy halford
  04/06/18
Why do people lie about spit-takes?
H-Value
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Lavender razzmatazz hospital
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lascivious hot deer antler antidepressant drug
  04/07/18
*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr
very tactful library place of business
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Motley Mint Tanning Salon Rigpig
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talking boltzmann personal credit line
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lascivious hot deer antler antidepressant drug
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up-to-no-good parlour
  10/16/25
odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, l...
Exciting Pistol
  04/06/18
A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol
Appetizing opaque goyim chad
  04/06/18
seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but...
Exciting Pistol
  04/06/18
Denver is not midwest
sapphire swashbuckling space prole
  04/06/18
(denverite)
Cracking mad cow disease
  04/06/18
Lmao, ur retard.
concupiscible forum weed whacker
  04/07/18
the biggest idiot here hands down
Marvelous home philosopher-king
  04/07/18
sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle...
Exciting Pistol
  04/07/18
i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb
coral useless brakes
  04/06/18
lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw
Cracking mad cow disease
  04/06/18
...
galvanic parlor jap
  04/08/18
Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?
diverse amber lay
  04/06/18
I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins a...
Racy trust fund
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Confused Legal Warrant Field
  04/06/18
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Vibrant Pungent Patrolman Party Of The First Part
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Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your m...
180 pozpig gas station
  04/06/18
It would actually be easier because I could grab everything ...
Racy trust fund
  04/06/18
criminally underrated.
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  10/16/25
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laughsome ivory twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm
  04/06/18
Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking...
Frozen heady indian lodge
  04/07/18
what are the dildos for again
dashing macaca volcanic crater
  04/07/18
?
Provocative Chocolate Faggotry
  11/27/21
I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.
slate big brunch
  10/23/18
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talking boltzmann personal credit line
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shimmering property filthpig
  11/27/21
lol
Flatulent candlestick maker
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Vibrant Pungent Patrolman Party Of The First Part
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Low-t Institution
  11/27/21
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Iridescent Set
  10/16/25
Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across...
Confused Legal Warrant Field
  04/06/18
This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park
Beta Angry Doctorate
  04/06/18
Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?
Racy trust fund
  04/06/18
Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body w...
Racy trust fund
  04/06/18
Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&...
umber crusty black woman
  04/06/18
underrated
arousing azure pit
  04/07/18
Oh, what "kings of the jungle."
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
cr plan
brindle range reading party
  04/06/18
...
very tactful library place of business
  04/07/18
Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing...
Startling Stage
  04/06/18
op must really have it in for big cats
Exciting Pistol
  04/06/18
Does the mall have a sporting goods store?
comical aqua striped hyena
  04/06/18
...
floppy clear tank
  04/06/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&foru...
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
mind reader, are you a gremlin
floppy clear tank
  04/06/18
good thread would play again
sapphire swashbuckling space prole
  04/06/18
dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...
Orange preventive strike
  04/06/18
*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
Cats are cats. Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and ...
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put ...
Cracking mad cow disease
  04/06/18
Could work. I had a similar idea. http://www.xoxohth.com/...
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself ...
charcoal cheese-eating menage
  04/06/18
There's a reason we rule this rock.
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the au...
Cracking mad cow disease
  04/06/18
A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these a...
charcoal cheese-eating menage
  04/06/18
bloodacre could go for a year
Startling Stage
  04/07/18
*Cats frolic in mall fountain*
arousing azure pit
  04/07/18
Or shits in it. https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/07/18
Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats ...
Jet University
  04/06/18
Race car would be perfect!
concupiscible forum weed whacker
  04/07/18
Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised...
electric zippy shrine
  04/06/18
I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"
Lavender razzmatazz hospital
  04/06/18
is there an adopt a pet at this mall
Cracking mad cow disease
  04/06/18
Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox....
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
Clever
charcoal cheese-eating menage
  04/06/18
Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over w...
concupiscible forum weed whacker
  04/07/18
*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*
Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse
  04/06/18
First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:...
Ruby erotic market
  04/07/18
/thread
concupiscible forum weed whacker
  04/07/18
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dashing macaca volcanic crater
  11/27/21
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talking boltzmann personal credit line
  11/27/21
Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them h...
concupiscible forum weed whacker
  04/07/18
Two words: Quad-Copter
concupiscible forum weed whacker
  04/07/18
yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Wo...
pontificating contagious senate
  04/07/18
Fantastic thread
Boyish violet mood
  04/07/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ
Cerebral spruce becky incel
  04/08/18
id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while c...
soul-stirring son of senegal
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What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could ...
aphrodisiac ocher base
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180 pozpig gas station
  10/23/18
I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Ho...
slate big brunch
  10/23/18
Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder w...
floppy clear tank
  10/23/18
Same
180 pozpig gas station
  10/23/18
I haven't been to a mall in years now reading through thi...
tantric razzle-dazzle generalized bond
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Salmon main people
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titillating fortuitous meteor legend
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Flatulent candlestick maker
  11/27/21
"big cats" in the title always cracks me up
dashing macaca volcanic crater
  11/27/21
Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it&rsquo...
slippery poppy location ladyboy
  11/27/21
How the fuck is this even a question? "a random hung...
Low-t Institution
  11/27/21
I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be r...
slippery poppy location ladyboy
  11/28/21
FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats ...
Salmon main people
  11/27/21
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talented codepig haunted graveyard
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Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours ...
frisky crackhouse
  11/28/21
They could just drink out of the toilets
gold corner
  11/13/24
okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.
translucent hideous really tough guy
  10/16/25
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Bipolar embarrassed to the bone bbw turdskin
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Self-centered infuriating hunting ground
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Low-t Institution
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Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but ma...
Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp
  03/26/26
big cats tp
Frutiger Aero
  03/26/26


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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Flatulent candlestick maker

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the other end. The mall has two levels and a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle. Mall systems are running as if it were a normal day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780217)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:12 AM
Author: frisky crackhouse

EDIT: nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520528)



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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Bipolar embarrassed to the bone bbw turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48040797)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Low-t Institution

I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with one big cat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780225)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49772691)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: galvanic parlor jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780233)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Low-t Institution

If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats some nice pretzel dogs, fill them up, and walk out the other side at your leisure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780240)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

Big cats love snacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780282)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: dashing macaca volcanic crater

everyone loves snacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35789344)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Flatulent candlestick maker

this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780246)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: galvanic parlor jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780279)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Flatulent candlestick maker

a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780299)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: galvanic parlor jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780327)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

this pleases me much to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783591)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: galvanic parlor jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35790030)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: very tactful library place of business

sprinted past an albino liger to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35790067)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Supple impertinent area sneaky criminal

(guy who played Alien: Isolation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781760)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: galvanic parlor jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783439)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Naked telephone

where is the food court?

is there a spencer's gifts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780247)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Flatulent candlestick maker

Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780263)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Naked telephone

Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780408)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: concupiscible forum weed whacker

I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of success at 35 percent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780266)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: umber crusty black woman

I think it's much closer to 0%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780287)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: fragrant school

Wtf are you impostering me for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780318)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: umber crusty black woman

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780332)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: fragrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780382)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: concupiscible forum weed whacker

It’s a homage. What color are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781077)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: fragrant school

Midnight blue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35784393)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: histrionic elite internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: concupiscible forum weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35782144)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: multi-colored aggressive state toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783719)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:18 AM
Author: fragrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35790021)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780272)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting Goods*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780311)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: galvanic parlor jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780345)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway.

*suits up Doom style with Craftsman chainsaw*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780404)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: galvanic parlor jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780511)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

Here, kitty, kitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780990)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segway*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781044)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Flatulent candlestick maker

there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they don't sell guns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780359)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: umber crusty black woman

There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described in OP.

If they were asleep you might be able to make it, but they'd probably want to play (roughly). They're very curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780315)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: coral useless brakes

seems not that difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780325)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Yellow nudist station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35788159)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Gay point dog poop

I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper Image store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780347)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: odious school cafeteria

but where will I get the $1MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780372)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: abusive indigo ticket booth sex offender

Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Just avoid the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780410)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Appetizing opaque goyim chad

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780457)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: abusive indigo ticket booth sex offender

Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780462)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Appetizing opaque goyim chad

Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally in the range of 56–96 kg (123–212 lb). Larger males have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb)

This could absolutely fuck a grown man up, are you insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780497)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: wonderful ratface mother

jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws

no match for pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780701)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: histrionic elite internal respiration

that's a leopard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781435)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: wonderful ratface mother

Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard?

A jaguar. Besides being larger than a leopard, they have the strongest bite force of any big cat, including tigers and lions. They regularly kill crocs, which leopards don’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781751)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: sapphire swashbuckling space prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780736)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: brindle range reading party

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780467)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: primrose fluffy halford

*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self*

*makes lots of noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780505)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: brindle range reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780513)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Confused Legal Warrant Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780597)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: cordovan multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780773)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: 180 pozpig gas station

this made me spit my coffee out at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781049)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: primrose fluffy halford

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781154)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: H-Value

Why do people lie about spit-takes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49772708)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Lavender razzmatazz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783435)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: lascivious hot deer antler antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786732)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: very tactful library place of business

*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35789407)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:27 AM
Author: Motley Mint Tanning Salon Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35790038)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: talking boltzmann personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520021)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: lascivious hot deer antler antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48332322)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: up-to-no-good parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49353512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Exciting Pistol

odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, lion/tiger, or double tiger

ur avg 6'4 230 lb xo po would stunt on bobcats cheetahs leopards and cougars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Appetizing opaque goyim chad

A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780523)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Exciting Pistol

seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but pluckiest member of the big cat family

what next, denver isn't in the midwest because it isn't mid enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781076)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: sapphire swashbuckling space prole

Denver is not midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781125)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

(denverite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783613)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: concupiscible forum weed whacker

Lmao, ur retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786898)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Marvelous home philosopher-king

the biggest idiot here hands down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786916)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Exciting Pistol

sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle part of the western united states or western part of the middle of the united states, by any definition it's midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35788046)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: coral useless brakes

i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780525)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783618)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: galvanic parlor jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35790029)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: diverse amber lay

Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780535)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Racy trust fund

I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins and tie them all to a clothing rack side-to-side. Ideally these would span the width of the mall hallways. I'd dress them all up in drag gear with huge dildos glued over their bodies, and use shoelaces to tie my hands and feet to the hands and feet of the mannequins so I could control them like puppets. I'd then sneak out to the Sears and get 8-10 table saws and about 400 feet of extension cord and a surge protector. I'd duct tape the power saws to their hands, connect them to the surge protector, and plug it in. I would then walk with the mannequins through the mall, making synchronized slashing motions with the table saws, obliterating any "cats" in our way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780596)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Confused Legal Warrant Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780600)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Vibrant Pungent Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780747)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: 180 pozpig gas station

Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your mannequin murder rape machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781086)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Racy trust fund

It would actually be easier because I could grab everything at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781290)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: translucent hideous really tough guy

criminally underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49353472)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: laughsome ivory twinkling uncleanness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781473)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Frozen heady indian lodge

Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking your mannequin orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35784788)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: dashing macaca volcanic crater

what are the dildos for again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35789357)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:58 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Faggotry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520450)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: slate big brunch

I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37080416)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: talking boltzmann personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520026)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: shimmering property filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520083)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: Flatulent candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520114)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Pungent Patrolman Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520345)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:38 PM
Author: Low-t Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Iridescent Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49353503)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Confused Legal Warrant Field

Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780604)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Beta Angry Doctorate

This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780606)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Racy trust fund

Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780682)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Racy trust fund

Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body works and run through the mall squirting it on the floor and laughing as they slip and tumble over each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780704)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: umber crusty black woman

Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&B?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780750)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: arousing azure pit

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786762)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

Oh, what "kings of the jungle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781007)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: brindle range reading party

cr plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781009)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: very tactful library place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35784429)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Startling Stage

Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing one and leaving the other heavily wounded but well fed? Why would I pay 1m for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780720)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Exciting Pistol

op must really have it in for big cats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781054)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: comical aqua striped hyena

Does the mall have a sporting goods store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780732)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: floppy clear tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783515)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783639)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: floppy clear tank

mind reader, are you a gremlin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783718)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: sapphire swashbuckling space prole

good thread would play again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780743)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Orange preventive strike

dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35780844)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781083)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

Cats are cats.

Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and some meat from the food court, and they'll probably have dinner and curl up for a nap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781100)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put it on top of yourself and then just inch along the floor, protected by possibly five mattresses resting on top of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783637)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

Could work. I had a similar idea.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783652)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: charcoal cheese-eating menage

Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself inaccessible to a cat (by closing doors, building a barrier, w/e). Ideally, have bottled water nearby.

Wait for cats to die of hunger/thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781443)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

There's a reason we rule this rock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783421)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the auntie anne's and marble slab yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783675)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: charcoal cheese-eating menage

A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these are "hungry" cats so I assume they're at least a few days into NOFOOD already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783697)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Startling Stage

bloodacre could go for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35784433)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: arousing azure pit

*Cats frolic in mall fountain*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786769)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

Or shits in it.

https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786846)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Jet University

Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats would go apeshit for those kooky gadgets they sell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781444)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: concupiscible forum weed whacker

Race car would be perfect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786861)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: electric zippy shrine

Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised with marble floors??

Surely pumped up on adrenaline, donning Howie Long’s slip on sketchers and running about 19mph you should be able to out maneuver them for lack of traction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35781464)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Lavender razzmatazz hospital

I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783447)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Cracking mad cow disease

is there an adopt a pet at this mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783594)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox.moe/ka5k9k.jpg

Cover it with a sheet that has a view port cut out of it.

Then turtle your way to the other end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783631)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: charcoal cheese-eating menage

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783681)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: concupiscible forum weed whacker

Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over when they smell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786868)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Saffron pocket flask meetinghouse

*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35783677)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Ruby erotic market

First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/nike-mens-air-max-more-running-sneakers-from-finish-line?ID=4915978&CategoryID=63266#fn=BRAND%3DNike%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D256%26ruleId%3D28%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D1

There are two floors in Macy's and escalators inside the store. Kinda like this but with 2 floors:

https://www.thesomersetcollection.com/retailers/macys/

I get my bearings, up and down. I figure a big cat doesn't know how to ride an escalator--especially the wrong way up. I stack some mannequins by the landing so I can throw in its path up the escalator if it comes to that.

There is a home goods store with big kitchen knives. I grab a couple of pointy 6" ones like this

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/j.a.-henckels-international-classic-chefs-knife-6?ID=807203&CategoryID=31760#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D347%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20ATTRIBUTE%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D60

I need a warning system to alert me to the cats' presence. I want to know where they are before I make a move--if I can help it. I bet I can move a bunch of light chairs and stools from the makeup section (supplemented by some shelving or something) to create a barrier of sorts in front of each entrance that will won't stop a determined cat but will make enough racket to give me warning to flee up or down.

I'll figure out how to raise and lower the evening security gate and close it down and get some sleep.

I think my next play is to move my barriers outward, clearing safe space several stores down. Same idea with a warning detector. I probably can lower the security gates to 3" off the floor, drape some sheets over it to the floor and block most of the open clearance with some tables or stacked mattresses. Just to confuse the cat enough to let me get through and then up or down and out. I know I can slip through my designated opening and if chased head up or down and slip out the other entrance in the same way. I leave some mattresses outside the gate for shutting the cat inside.

But if that happens, then it's a surprise and I'm out in the open with 1 cat to go. So I'm careful at first. I want to see it coming.

I think I like the idea of being on the top floor and baiting them downstairs. The food court is too far so I need to get them downstairs in my section. I have all kinds of scented shit, gift baskets, cupcake batter. So I definitely have some type of food bait, but who knows if they cats haven't found the same kind of shit in the mall. But this is perfect:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/stonewall-kitchen-original-pancake-waffle-mix?ID=4229371&CategoryID=45859#fn=GOURMET_FOOD_TYPE%3DFood%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D2%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D2

I decide to be ironic and lather copies amounts of wet pancake batter around a mannequins's ken doll nullo and hang dripping from the second store to about 5' off the ground downstairs. As far down as to the first atrium I can comfortably get. I tie some jingle bells or glasses or whatever i can scrounge up around to make a warning sound.

I set up a couple more.

If I can put eyes on 2 cats at once downstairs, I run to freedom in my Nike Air's. That's my plan.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35784344)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: concupiscible forum weed whacker

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786876)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: dashing macaca volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43519997)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: talking boltzmann personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520031)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: concupiscible forum weed whacker

Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them hauling ass to the other side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786902)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: concupiscible forum weed whacker

Two words: Quad-Copter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35786919)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: pontificating contagious senate

yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Would take some patience and resourcefulness.

That said, I once worked in a mall, so I'm cocky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35788296)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Boyish violet mood

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35789223)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: Cerebral spruce becky incel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35790022)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring son of senegal

id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while catdoods are catnipin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35790037)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ocher base

What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could just sneak by

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#35790046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: 180 pozpig gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37080397)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: slate big brunch

I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Hot Dog on a Stick and gorge myself until the Tigers get me. I don't really want to live anymore and I also love Hot Dog on a Stick, so this hypo works well for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37080406)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: floppy clear tank

Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder ways to evade two hypothetical big cats within it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37080420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: 180 pozpig gas station

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37080443)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: tantric razzle-dazzle generalized bond

I haven't been to a mall in years

now reading through this 180 thread, I am reconsidering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#37080445)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: Salmon main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520001)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: titillating fortuitous meteor legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43519952)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: Flatulent candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43519956)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: dashing macaca volcanic crater

"big cats" in the title always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43519962)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: slippery poppy location ladyboy

Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it’s leopards, cheetahs, mountain lions, and/or Jaguars. Cheetahs have a very specific fixed action pattern that is easy to avoid triggering, and the remainder are primarily ambush predators. Lions (especially male) and tigers would be tough as shit though. Hopefully one of the nearby stores has laser pointers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43519987)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:34 PM
Author: Low-t Institution

How the fuck is this even a question?

"a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle"

Random. Raaaaaaaaaaandom. RANDOM. No, you don't get to choose the cats, because that's literally the opposite of random.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520331)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:04 AM
Author: slippery poppy location ladyboy

I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be random if it was Darnell the lion or Jacqueline the lioness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520487)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: Salmon main people

FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats for $1mm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43519993)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: talented codepig haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520146)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: frisky crackhouse

Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours and wait for the cats to die of thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43520515)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: gold corner

They could just drink out of the toilets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48332343)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: translucent hideous really tough guy

okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49353474)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: Bipolar embarrassed to the bone bbw turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43575672)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Self-centered infuriating hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49353428)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Low-t Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49353482)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49772598)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but malls all have hallways that run all over the place that are for employees only that would be well out of the way of BIGCAT. You get in one, you cop dat service ladder, and you travel through the ceiling.

It's how you know this site is populated with losers who've never worked an honest day in their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49772667)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

big cats tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49772703)