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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: multi-colored sick indirect expression

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: free-loading elite cuckoldry



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Fighting center police squad

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Contagious salmon piazza digit ratio

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: cerebral clear native

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed boistinker set

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed boistinker set

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: bateful trump supporter



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Mischievous sound barrier



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Azure boiling water

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: 180 canary depressive dilemma

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: copper swashbuckling space

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Adulterous White Abode

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: 180 canary depressive dilemma

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: flickering toaster cuck

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: free-loading elite cuckoldry



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: effete fanboi stage

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: flickering toaster cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flickering toaster cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Comical Striped Hyena Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: twinkling pea-brained foreskin parlor

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: twinkling pea-brained foreskin parlor

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: twinkling pea-brained foreskin parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: twinkling pea-brained foreskin parlor

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: coral kink-friendly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed boistinker set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Maniacal home philosopher-king

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Maniacal home philosopher-king

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Maniacal home philosopher-king

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Useless supple nowag

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: brilliant deep ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49763415)