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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49428430) Date: November 14th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49430743) Date: December 14th, 2025 3:18 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49508059) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:41 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Got your voicemail. I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: vengeful heady ticket booth patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: vengeful heady ticket booth patrolman Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668766) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Garnet Ape Immigrant Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668859) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails today on this, but please acknowledge receipt of my suggested attack plan above. I'd bump all deadlines forward a bit in light of the client's request for the draft response by this Sunday evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668904) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: vengeful heady ticket booth patrolman Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to acknowledge receipt of the above-mentioned. Reiterating that I did receive your suggested course of action and will follow up on all future messages in a timely fashion. Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release. Apologies again for the belated acknowledgment, and Happy Hanukah to you and your family, Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668948) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it with your family, after: (1) you figure out how to access the materials on my assistant's email account; and (2) we confirm junior associate Y can get started on the research ASAP. Look forward to reading the rough draft Sunday morning! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668971) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:02 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but please let me know where we stand on items 1 and 2 above. I know we had some Firmwide connectivity issues earlier today, but I received notification from IT that they have been resolved. I'm eating dinner with the family from 7 until 8 PM, but can discuss any time after. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43670639) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost 8:30 AM the following day, yet I still have not heard from you. I am easygoing, but not without limits. This is a law business, not to mention our ethical duty to vigorously represent our clients. 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I know you plan to spend tonight with the family, so hopefully this doesn't impact you. I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: High-end diverse point Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Flatulent flushed bbw To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: Flatulent flushed bbw To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Indecent Trip Liquid Oxygen Old Irish Cottage you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. 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Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." 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Afterwards they pretended like it was nbd because he told me to loop in a notoriously shitty and slow 1st year who added next to nothing, blaming me for working too much: “You didn’t need to do this all yourself, you had X working with you, didn’t you? Shouldn’t have been that much work over the holiday.” Shitty associate also billed a bunch of hours but didn’t ease the workload at all, ofc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669188) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669207) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: nighttime gas station Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsibility, co-counsel fucked up a joint filing and then partner volunteered our firm to do all of it last minute and dumped 100% on me while he went out of pocket for the long holiday weekend. 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I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: Lavender bespoke forum lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Oh, and Happy Holidays!! 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I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. 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Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: sick henna office depressive Please tell me this is satire. 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(Autoreply) "im out of office until monday because of christmas wishing you all a BLESSED christmas lashonda" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43668993) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: Flatulent flushed bbw To be fair, *LaShonda's gaudy email footer -- which is totally against firm protocol on several different levels -- features a gif of a winking black Santa loading up a pimped-out sleigh on chrome rims with 8 prancing reindeer in sunglasses dancing around, right beneath a picture of a staid manger scene (Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus are all notably bronze looking however) with "THA REASON 4 THA SEASON" written in glistening "frosted" 30 pt font beneath it* *Closing the auto-reply email, that nagging voice in your head still haunts you with fears that the phrase "festive season" which you ultimately included in your response copying the CDO might be construed as being "over the line"... after all, you've just worked too damn hard over the last decade to be taking any chances at this point, with the prospect of a service partnership bump hopefully just a year or two away now...* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669005) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669012) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:49 PM Author: Indecent Trip Liquid Oxygen Old Irish Cottage *your eyes barely register the animated purple sparkles and glistening spinning rims, as all length correspondence between you and partner for the last month has featured this footer appearing 30 times* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669023) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:14 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669129) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:42 PM Author: Flatulent flushed bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43674380) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:27 PM Author: Big ultramarine associate ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669204) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: Insane mauve temple whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669302) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:56 PM Author: avocado kitty meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669336) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:00 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669352) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:02 PM Author: shaky laughsome halford heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43680959) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: Marvelous cream resort hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43681323) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Wine jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43682737) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:46 PM Author: cracking sneaky criminal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44299160) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Marvelous cream resort hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44604400) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:05 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45067428) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:58 PM Author: Orchid Candlestick Maker Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45287603) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:41 PM Author: talking house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45393839) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:42 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45393841) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:41 AM Author: Swollen home JFC.... 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The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours. Please advise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669028) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: Flatulent flushed bbw To be fair, And that'll be enough internet for today. Merry Christmas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669031) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:22 PM Author: hyperventilating address Wow a TBF tap out. Not sure I’ve ever seen that before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43669178) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: Flatulent flushed bbw To be fair, The Jews have finally won. Dark day. PS: Let's be honest I'm still gonna megapost over Christmas. PPS: Fuck niggers. 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The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours." This is the best part. Partner is asking a question as he is still performing a genuine inquiry, but then immediately reprimands you by telling you what the fucking legal penalty is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43674375) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I skimmed the shell. LaShonda got a nice start. But, as you point out, the shell contains state court information, we are in federal. We will need to revise the caption along with the general objections. I'm more concerned that the shell appears to only contain 1/2 of the document requests. Not sure why this is. Any luck with IT? We need to the entire fire, including the PDF of the discovery requests served on us several weeks ago. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45782352) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Christmas morning interruption. Senior Associate X should have reached out to you yesterday afternoon about some emergency research we need this weekend, but oddly, I have not yet received confirmation from him that you two connected. Please confirm you that you spoke with him yesterday about this project, and please confirm that you will provide the research to him this weekend. We have a draft response due to the client tomorrow late afternoon (before she heads out of the country), and he promised me an initial draft of the brief mid-day tomorrow. It's been a minute since I've researched the salient issues, but suspect this response brief will require several hours of research, at minimum, so want to make sure you're entirely in the loop, sooner than later. I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: Indecent Trip Liquid Oxygen Old Irish Cottage [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. 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Author: Wine jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43682826) Date: December 29th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43694180) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:30 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44298751) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:44 PM Author: mischievous library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44298822) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: cracking sneaky criminal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44299181) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:09 PM Author: Magenta garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44604326) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Marvelous cream resort hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44604405) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:21 PM Author: excitant violet stock car god please kill me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45642927) Date: November 4th, 2024 4:53 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48282046) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:39 PM Author: mischievous library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45677857) Date: December 22nd, 2022 9:55 PM Author: Flatulent flushed bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45679212) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: cracking sneaky criminal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45899088) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: Cobalt weed whacker new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48279376) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48279384) Date: November 20th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48359661) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:55 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43674140) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Topaz Site Haunted Graveyard High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the creators, their inspiration, society and those of us taking the time to read it). Going to kill myself now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43674179) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:23 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43674274) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: Marvelous cream resort hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43674434) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Indecent Trip Liquid Oxygen Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43674459) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:21 PM Author: irate coldplay fan dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43678908) Date: December 26th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: offensive concupiscible rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43680083) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: cracking sneaky criminal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44299182) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: passionate casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44515719) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: cracking sneaky criminal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45899089) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:21 PM Author: Angry hospital mediation i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading this last night still literally gave me nightmares all night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43675118) Date: December 25th, 2021 7:45 PM Author: Exhilarant drab orchestra pit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43675428) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:33 PM Author: balding parlor elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43675668) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: irate coldplay fan dingle berry This deserves some kind of thread of the year award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43678913) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:16 PM Author: Marvelous cream resort hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43680272) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43680707) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: Indecent Trip Liquid Oxygen Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43680735) Date: December 26th, 2021 5:15 PM Author: offensive concupiscible rehab Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before her flight? Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Indecent Trip Liquid Oxygen Old Irish Cottage it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43680731) Date: December 26th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43680902) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: balding parlor elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43680977) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: vermilion dashing multi-billionaire "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" Can IT access the materials that were in his e-mail since he'll be unavailable??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43681287) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: cracking sneaky criminal institution 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44299186) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Cerebral Circlehead Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44515757) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: shaky laughsome halford heaven this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. have had a horrible december workwise. battled hard to wrap up work so that I could get a 2-3 day break. wife is close to leaving me right now because of work. even got a court order granting two motions I wrote this week so figured I was in the clear. i get an email at 6 PM on thursday night (12/23) from Jewish equity partner (I am a non-equity partner) while at family Christmas party. "Where is draft of X?" "uh, there isn't a deadline for X now that the Court granted our motion" "I don't care, I expected a draft this morning" "well, I'm out of pocket for the next hour. I'll get you the draft tonight" [haven't even assessed X to know if this is possible] "well, I'd like some family time the next two days too." [hanukkah ended three weeks ago, Mort] fortunately X was pretty easy and I got a nice email from Mort at 10 AM on Christmas Eve copying the whole team saying "Nice job on this." I then worked until 5 PM on Christmas Eve getting signoff from everyone on our team and conferring with opposing. I did not work on Christmas itself but billed 2 hours today on the aftermath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43681054) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:26 AM Author: vigorous state fat ankles Got pulling 500k+ at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43681216) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:28 AM Author: shaky laughsome halford heaven indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43681223) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: coral lay You could save a million dollars after a few years and just go fuck around like Tommy Don’t feel terribly bad for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43681324) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:14 AM Author: Marvelous cream resort hairy legs That's not really how it works. Many of these people have families and live in a high COL area. It is entirely plausible that after massive taxes, the house, the massive property taxes, kids, and on and on, he's barely coming out ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43681338) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:17 AM Author: irate coldplay fan dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43681345) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:45 AM Author: orange 180 stag film Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower salary= no massive taxes House? See above re high COL area-- sell house for a small fortune, move, get nicer house kids-- more time at home, wife can help with childcare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45067829) Date: January 12th, 2022 2:01 PM Author: haunting stirring area potus 50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save 150k-200k/yr. It will take a fair amount of time before that gets you to financial independence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43772202) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Wine jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43681290) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: Electric jewess headpube this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah vet's backyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43690075) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:37 PM Author: Indecent Trip Liquid Oxygen Old Irish Cottage as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43690085) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:26 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43700822) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Marvelous cream resort hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43700879) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: offensive concupiscible rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43692583) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:47 PM Author: Boyish aqua hall trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43692607) Date: December 30th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Garnet Ape Immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43701464) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: mischievous library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44298799) Date: April 7th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: metal provocative principal's office masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44299237) Date: May 15th, 2022 3:53 PM Author: Cerebral Circlehead Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44516646) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Marvelous cream resort hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44604406) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Swollen home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45240224) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie My brothers of the Written Word! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! For we have seen the darkness, and overcome it, whether or not Wesley tried to take us down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48279410) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:49 PM Author: Boyish aqua hall trump supporter I had many scenarios this when I was in banking. I pushed back/refused hard on 2 during my last 6 months and am forever grateful that I did so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43692615) Date: January 12th, 2022 1:42 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43772033) Date: January 17th, 2022 9:46 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43797195) Date: January 18th, 2022 7:32 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43802325) Date: February 13th, 2022 4:55 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43961642) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:31 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44077243) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:39 PM Author: pale harsh pozpig senate Hey guys, just got back from vacation. Ready to pitch in if there's some more to be done on this matter! Thanks for covering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44077287) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: excitant violet stock car *firm is a pile of rubble* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45642944) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44298593) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Indecent Trip Liquid Oxygen Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44298596) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: cracking sneaky criminal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44299188) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44341219) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: cracking sneaky criminal institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44341319) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:07 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44604314) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:23 PM Author: crawly amethyst pit hominid Threads like this remind me why I left biglaw for solo and why I'm happy now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44604382) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44604407) Date: June 2nd, 2022 10:36 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44617693) Date: June 4th, 2022 6:03 PM Author: Marvelous cream resort hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44626336) Date: June 3rd, 2022 7:33 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44622173) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:40 PM Author: Umber Nowag I have never done BIGLAW and this thread gave me PTSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44954297) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:49 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie You're welcome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44954333) Date: August 24th, 2022 7:29 PM Author: lemon appetizing degenerate I have wet dreams of me telling these people to fuck off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45065245) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:12 AM Author: vigorous state fat ankles Please turn off your out of office email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45067731) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:27 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45072433) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:56 PM Author: balding parlor elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45072604) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:22 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45276232) Date: December 16th, 2022 11:45 AM Author: orange 180 stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45642745) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:46 PM Author: mischievous library Everyone ready for a festive holiday season? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45287542) Date: October 5th, 2022 11:11 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie 😉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45287662) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:35 PM Author: mischievous library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45683450) Date: November 23rd, 2024 1:24 AM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48371544) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:13 PM Author: vermilion dashing multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45328303) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:14 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45328312) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Primrose Fragrant Cuckoldry Azn Why not just push back hard? Flat out refuse during Christmas week or when you don’t find the work interesting. Choose when you want to be fully engaged and give it 12 hour work days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45642921) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: excitant violet stock car Wow can’t believe no one’s ever thought of that before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45642950) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:21 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45643218) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Indecent Trip Liquid Oxygen Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45677805) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:33 PM Author: offensive concupiscible rehab I mean, what are they gonna do, give you a bad performance review, lol! 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Internally he bitterly mutters “Why am I editing LaTonya’s motion? She’s a third year too! This piece of shit was full of grammatical errors and incorrect citations! I’ve been up all night making this turd presentable. Why is she doing the first draft and presenting it?! It’s almost as if I’m being tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive grunt work and being actively run into the… FUCK.” He instinctively pops another Xanax and the anxiety begins to subside. It’s been increasingly difficult to suppress these intrusive thoughts. His phone vibrates. His eyes do not even register the unanswered text from his mother asking if he’ll make it to Christmas this afternoon – they are instinctively drawn to the text from Equity Partner. He sighs, opens his laptop lid again, and pops a 30mg Adderall as Citrix loads. His view of the Manhattan skyline is now mostly obscured by a large pile of documents. But it’ll all be worth it, he thinks to himself. 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I’m sure you’re up waiting for the ball to drop in a few minutes, so please make sure we get a conflict check on the attached new matter & start working on a response. I’ll touch base again tomorrow AM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47224266) Date: December 31st, 2023 4:28 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Will do. 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Teewinot included. 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Any first impressions? What is your availability to discuss Monday morning? Client is based in London so let's please plan to be available 7 or 8am on Monday. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48188515) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:44 PM Author: racy learning disabled international law enforcement agency selfie Hi Partner X, I'm just finishing Christmas Eve dinner with my family. It should wrap up at my parents house around 9:00 PM EST. The drive home takes about 30 minutes, and then I’ll put the kids to bed before reviewing the email you mentioned. I’ll make sure to respond tonight, in the spirit of Christmas. And, yes, I’ll be there Monday at 7 AM sharp — if not in body, certainly in spirit. 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