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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: exciting office

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Boyish lime field feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: floppy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: unhinged depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43762999)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: thirsty chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43763036)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit internal respiration

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: talented lilac karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43763048)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: very tactful aggressive sweet tailpipe hall

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Navy private investor nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: exhilarant wild home

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Drab Kink-friendly Circlehead

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Insanely Creepy Sex Offender Voyeur

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Bipolar appetizing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Godawful dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Navy private investor nowag

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: dashing lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: spruce histrionic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43763207)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: magical internet-worthy temple goyim

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: exciting office

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: floppy theater stage

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: exciting office

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: floppy theater stage

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Navy private investor nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: dashing lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Insanely Creepy Sex Offender Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: mint kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: indigo theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47340539)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Razzle degenerate plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49354865)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49732215)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: indigo theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764136)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: primrose hilarious double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: exhilarant wild home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: dashing lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: very tactful aggressive sweet tailpipe hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: fluffy boistinker native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy senate selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: flesh hairraiser crotch whorehouse

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: ivory swashbuckling parlour

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Nighttime Splenetic Parlor Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: effete corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: gold bearded resort coffee pot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Bistre Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49354905)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Lascivious cowardly people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43767034)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: very tactful aggressive sweet tailpipe hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Bipolar appetizing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: low-t partner heaven

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: dashing lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#43853655)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: indigo theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45749292)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: exciting office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46020116)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: mint kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46020135)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: transparent misanthropic ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46020758)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: transparent misanthropic ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46677536)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Insanely Creepy Sex Offender Voyeur

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46677542)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy senate selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46697754)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: indigo theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47340535)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Dead genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47665686)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: transparent misanthropic ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48054548)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Bipolar appetizing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48054558)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Dead genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48700258)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: indigo theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49013181)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Dead genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49244189)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: dashing lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49354787)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: transparent misanthropic ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49354843)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: rambunctious pit round eye

11pm? ljl get back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49354846)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: hideous massive party of the first part boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49354866)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: magical internet-worthy temple goyim

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49354908)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49732211)