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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Dashing tan depressive
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
passionate impressive famous landscape painting
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Dashing tan depressive
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Saffron Property
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
Jet-lagged olive crotch
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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mind-boggling nighttime university
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Dashing tan depressive
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Outnumbered stimulating crackhouse telephone
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yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Dashing tan depressive
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Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Outnumbered stimulating crackhouse telephone
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Thirsty Candlestick Maker Field
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Nubile magenta rehab azn
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Height?
Hideous Well-lubricated Mood Locus
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Disturbing aqua milk
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
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lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Dashing tan depressive
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
galvanic black woman church building
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nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Dashing tan depressive
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Disgusting mother
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tallmos done here
Duck-like dilemma round eye
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Apoplectic hominid base
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Saffron Property
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
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  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
slippery stage
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Dashing tan depressive

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: passionate impressive famous landscape painting

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Dashing tan depressive

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Saffron Property

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Mauve masturbator

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Curious hilarious trailer park queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Saffron Property

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: orchid school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: poppy know-it-all party of the first part business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Mewling big whorehouse ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged olive crotch

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating crackhouse telephone

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling nighttime university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Dashing tan depressive

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating crackhouse telephone

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Dashing tan depressive

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered stimulating crackhouse telephone

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Thirsty Candlestick Maker Field

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Nubile magenta rehab azn

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Hideous Well-lubricated Mood Locus

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Dashing tan depressive

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: odious copper cuckold ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Disturbing aqua milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Crystalline Coffee Pot

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: sticky autistic nursing home turdskin

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Dashing tan depressive

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: galvanic black woman church building

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: slippery stage

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Dashing tan depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Disgusting mother

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Duck-like dilemma round eye

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic hominid base

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Saffron Property

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Maniacal Locale

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: slippery stage

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: painfully honest box office

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Saffron Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: lascivious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: fragrant forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Dashing tan depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Dashing tan depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Mischievous circlehead theater

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Dashing tan depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#50114491)