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crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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  05/05/23
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  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
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  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
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  08/22/24
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  08/22/24
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  08/23/24
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  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
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  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
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  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
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  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Painfully honest theater stage
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
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  03/02/25
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  09/18/25
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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Cracking Turquoise Casino

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: violent institution



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Cerebral Kitty Cat Gunner



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: aromatic giraffe

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: aromatic giraffe

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Cyan Zombie-like Digit Ratio Mood



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Drunken reading party

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Drunken reading party

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Glittery self-centered stage

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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Drunken reading party

Financing a burrito:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: effete disgusting son of senegal

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: cowardly magenta tank station

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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard

Dating a dumb German girl

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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy step-uncle's house hominid

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard

Apple picking plot ideas

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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Painfully honest theater stage

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: avocado center

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: orchid adventurous gay wizard

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: insecure mewling forum

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Flesh base

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49932244)