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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
stirring abnormal cruise ship faggotry
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
stirring abnormal cruise ship faggotry
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
metal trip blood rage stag film
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
metal trip blood rage stag film
  09/10/24
Same
Lemon excitant plaza fanboi
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
metal trip blood rage stag film
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
metal trip blood rage stag film
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night
  09/10/24
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stirring abnormal cruise ship faggotry
  09/10/24
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primrose cuckoldry
  09/10/24
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canary mother sound barrier
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
stirring abnormal cruise ship faggotry
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Slimy Flushed Keepsake Machete National
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Glittery lilac quadroon jewess
  09/10/24
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Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night
  09/10/24
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Thriller Incel
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
metal trip blood rage stag film
  09/10/24
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outnumbered dilemma
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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electric shivering market
  10/07/24
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electric shivering market
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
cyan crotch menage
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Crimson Hospital Community Account
  11/26/24
1800000
Maize wonderful party of the first part public bath
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: stirring abnormal cruise ship faggotry

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: stirring abnormal cruise ship faggotry

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: metal trip blood rage stag film

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: metal trip blood rage stag film

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Lemon excitant plaza fanboi

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: metal trip blood rage stag film

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: metal trip blood rage stag film

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: stirring abnormal cruise ship faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: primrose cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: canary mother sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: stirring abnormal cruise ship faggotry

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Slimy Flushed Keepsake Machete National

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Glittery lilac quadroon jewess

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Thriller Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: metal trip blood rage stag film

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: outnumbered dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: electric shivering market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: electric shivering market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: cyan crotch menage

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Queen Of The Night

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Crimson Hospital Community Account

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Maize wonderful party of the first part public bath

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49736580)