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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Thriller brethren old irish cottage
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Misunderstood Faggotry Hell
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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razzmatazz stain
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Dun comical stage rigor
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Thriller brethren old irish cottage
  07/26/25
At a bar
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propecia mathematica
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Not hygienic
deep haunted graveyard
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Misunderstood Faggotry Hell
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Concupiscible hunting ground stage
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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Misunderstood Faggotry Hell
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Concupiscible hunting ground stage
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Histrionic Thirsty Site
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Splenetic canary multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Thriller brethren old irish cottage
  07/27/25
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tan rambunctious trust fund garrison
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
racy lay
  07/26/25
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Histrionic Thirsty Site
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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claret orchestra pit wrinkle
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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floppy olive ticket booth
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
painfully honest generalized bond home
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
claret orchestra pit wrinkle
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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Misunderstood Faggotry Hell
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ruddy electric persian parlor
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Misunderstood Faggotry Hell
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Bronze skinny woman
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Histrionic Thirsty Site
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
unholy wonderful people who are hurt
  07/26/25
which dad tp
yapping doctorate
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
boyish indecent senate
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Thriller brethren old irish cottage

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood Faggotry Hell

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Thriller brethren old irish cottage

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Thirsty Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Dun comical stage rigor

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Thriller brethren old irish cottage

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sex offender

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Thirsty Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Flickering volcanic crater public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Provocative native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Stubborn bull headed locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Heady Ultramarine Circlehead Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: hyperventilating aquamarine national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Thriller brethren old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: floppy olive ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: claret orchestra pit wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Razzle kitty cat clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Bateful gaping state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Disgusting violent stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: deep haunted graveyard

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Misunderstood Faggotry Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible hunting ground stage

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Thriller brethren old irish cottage

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Misunderstood Faggotry Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible hunting ground stage

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Thirsty Site

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Splenetic canary multi-billionaire

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Thriller brethren old irish cottage

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: tan rambunctious trust fund garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: racy lay

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Histrionic Thirsty Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Turquoise excitant spot antidepressant drug

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: claret orchestra pit wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: filthy purple plaza

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: floppy olive ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: painfully honest generalized bond home

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: claret orchestra pit wrinkle

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Thriller brethren old irish cottage

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood Faggotry Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: ruddy electric persian parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood Faggotry Hell

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bronze skinny woman

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Thirsty Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: unholy wonderful people who are hurt

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: yapping doctorate

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: boyish indecent senate

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49134975)