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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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amber depressive mood
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Comical fat ankles ticket booth
  08/28/25
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amber depressive mood
  08/28/25
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Irate range
  08/28/25
that's it?
medicated forum liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
amber depressive mood
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
mind-boggling autistic national security agency
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
medicated forum liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
passionate shitlib resort
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
passionate shitlib resort
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
passionate shitlib resort
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  09/12/25
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Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  10/28/25
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Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  11/27/25
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Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Marvelous Wrinkle
  08/28/25
Happy?
aromatic grizzly yarmulke
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Marvelous Wrinkle
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
passionate shitlib resort
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Irate range
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
passionate shitlib resort
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Irate range
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Jade step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
racy ultramarine station death wish
  08/28/25
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sick market
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Sinister electric boistinker crackhouse
  08/29/25
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Blathering Internal Respiration
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Flatulent turdskin site
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
big voyeur church
  08/29/25
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sick market
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
apoplectic fantasy-prone mental disorder deer antler
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
big voyeur church
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Shivering Pocket Flask
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
passionate shitlib resort
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Marvelous Wrinkle
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Flatulent turdskin site
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
passionate shitlib resort
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Low-t Address Puppy
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
metal motley meetinghouse gunner
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Marvelous Wrinkle
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Irate range
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
passionate shitlib resort
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
big voyeur church
  09/01/25
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passionate shitlib resort
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
big voyeur church
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
passionate shitlib resort
  09/01/25
Lolololol
aromatic grizzly yarmulke
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Marvelous Wrinkle
  09/01/25
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Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  09/12/25
?
Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  11/27/25
?
Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Nudist Adventurous Jap
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Marvelous Wrinkle
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
passionate shitlib resort
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  09/12/25
Yes
passionate shitlib resort
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Bearded Theater Stage Mexican
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
amber depressive mood
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: amber depressive mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Comical fat ankles ticket booth

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: amber depressive mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Irate range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: medicated forum liquid oxygen

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: amber depressive mood

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling autistic national security agency

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: medicated forum liquid oxygen

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Wrinkle

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: aromatic grizzly yarmulke

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Marvelous Wrinkle

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Irate range

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Irate range

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Jade step-uncle's house

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: racy ultramarine station death wish

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: sick market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Sinister electric boistinker crackhouse

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Blathering Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Flatulent turdskin site

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: big voyeur church

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: sick market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: apoplectic fantasy-prone mental disorder deer antler

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: big voyeur church

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Shivering Pocket Flask

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Marvelous Wrinkle

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Flatulent turdskin site

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Low-t Address Puppy

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: metal motley meetinghouse gunner

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Wrinkle

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Irate range

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: big voyeur church

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: passionate shitlib resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: big voyeur church

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: aromatic grizzly yarmulke

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Marvelous Wrinkle

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Nudist Adventurous Jap

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Marvelous Wrinkle

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: passionate shitlib resort

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Bearded Theater Stage Mexican

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: amber depressive mood

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49259839)