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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Fishy dilemma hominid
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Self-absorbed station
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
talented obsidian gunner idea he suggested
  08/30/25
...
cerebral school psychic
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Federal stimulating dog poop internal respiration
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Filthy indigo piazza really tough guy
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Filthy indigo piazza really tough guy
  08/31/25
...
comical mint resort tank
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  08/31/25
delusional take
comical mint resort tank
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Bateful brunch degenerate
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig
  09/05/25
...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
sepia 180 range dopamine
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig
  09/05/25
...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
charismatic center
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
charismatic center
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/05/25
Kenny
Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  09/06/25
...
bright coffee pot
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/06/25
...
bright coffee pot
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Talking tanning salon
  09/07/25
Explain
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
free-loading hospital people who are hurt
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  09/07/25
...
Bateful brunch degenerate
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig
  01/18/26
...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
hyperventilating house
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Carmine doobsian national security agency pit
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig
  05/28/26
...
concupiscible gaping ladyboy
  05/28/26
...
Misanthropic chapel quadroon
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
...
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Fishy dilemma hominid

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed station

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: talented obsidian gunner idea he suggested

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cerebral school psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Federal stimulating dog poop internal respiration

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Filthy indigo piazza really tough guy

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Filthy indigo piazza really tough guy

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: comical mint resort tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: comical mint resort tank

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bateful brunch degenerate

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: sepia 180 range dopamine

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: charismatic center

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: charismatic center

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: bright coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: bright coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Talking tanning salon

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: free-loading hospital people who are hurt

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bateful brunch degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: hyperventilating house

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Carmine doobsian national security agency pit

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy electric theater rigpig

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: concupiscible gaping ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Misanthropic chapel quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49994053)