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Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/08/25
FUCK NO. She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the a...
Swashbuckling den affirmative action
  09/08/25
Well done
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/08/25
Yes. Gunner can confirm :(
Umber location
  09/08/25
How obese? How do you deal with it?
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/08/25
193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)
Umber location
  09/08/25
Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall
opaque site
  09/08/25
I lied. I’m a liar
Umber location
  09/08/25
I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt shor...
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  09/08/25
How do you get hard for that?
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/08/25
I don’t ususlly
Umber location
  09/08/25
not at all
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  09/08/25
Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in th...
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/08/25
Lol
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  09/09/25
nah that's why you marry asian pussy
Amethyst faggot firefighter
  09/08/25
Rail thin Russian athlete
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  09/08/25
um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?
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  09/08/25
What's his name?
Mustard Passionate Whorehouse
  09/08/25
I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard ...
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/08/25
It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful i...
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  09/09/25
Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it ...
vibrant party of the first part
  09/08/25
Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to a...
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/08/25
It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass ...
vibrant party of the first part
  09/09/25
How does that work out for you? Good solution?
lavender hairy legs
  09/09/25
I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it'...
vibrant party of the first part
  09/09/25
How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your ...
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  09/09/25
Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my...
vibrant party of the first part
  09/09/25
I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexua...
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/09/25
Yes she is fat
Dead multi-colored spot round eye
  09/08/25
Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut...
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/08/25
She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is sh...
Dead multi-colored spot round eye
  09/09/25
Do you wash her with a garden hose?
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/09/25
I don't interact with her when she is naked
Dead multi-colored spot round eye
  09/09/25
Do you think she has a dildo?
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/09/25
Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victori...
Dead multi-colored spot round eye
  09/09/25
Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound ou...
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/09/25
When we conceived our child nearly three years ago
Dead multi-colored spot round eye
  09/09/25
180
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...
Dead multi-colored spot round eye
  09/09/25
no. i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but...
exciting dopamine trailer park
  09/08/25
Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.
lavender hairy legs
  09/09/25
Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/09/25
180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I&rs...
Umber location
  09/09/25
this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with ...
plum federal locale famous landscape painting
  09/09/25
not as fat as she used to be but still fat
Khaki Clown Sneaky Criminal
  09/09/25
Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/09/25
i haven't given her the dick in years
Khaki Clown Sneaky Criminal
  09/09/25
Whoa. Where do you put your dick?
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/09/25
my hand
Khaki Clown Sneaky Criminal
  09/09/25
We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/09/25
180
Mustard Passionate Whorehouse
  09/09/25
93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee ...
Aquamarine Titillating Legal Warrant Fanboi
  09/09/25
Tits?
Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams
  09/09/25
Nope
Shivering rigpig
  09/09/25
Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG
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  09/09/25


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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246324)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling den affirmative action

FUCK NO.

She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the age of ~20.

I brought this up once, and it did not go well. But it seemed to have worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246333)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246343)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Umber location

Yes. Gunner can confirm :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246348)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

How obese? How do you deal with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246353)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Umber location

193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246408)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: opaque site

Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246508)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Umber location

I lied. I’m a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246624)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: charismatic flesh home fortuitous meteor

I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246512)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

How do you get hard for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246517)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Umber location

I don’t ususlly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246626)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: electric alcoholic azn

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246410)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in the ass from bbc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246516)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: insane temple cuck

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246797)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Amethyst faggot firefighter

nah that's why you marry asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246423)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: wine lettuce stead

Rail thin Russian athlete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246519)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: arrogant effete death wish kitchen

um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246591)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Mustard Passionate Whorehouse

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246664)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard animals to admit to it...I refuse to believe every marriedmo here has a thin wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246619)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: fluffy wagecucks new version

It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful in the UMC, so we'd expect it to be less prevalent than in the general population.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247879)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: vibrant party of the first part

Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246622)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to ankles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246628)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part

It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass is big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247065)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: lavender hairy legs

How does that work out for you? Good solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246967)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it's better than divorce or celibacy, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247061)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: heady pit cumskin

How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your kids don't turn out crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247064)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: vibrant party of the first part

Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my wife and enjoy her company. I'm just not interested in having sex with a 50-year-old morbidly obese woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247067)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247811)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored spot round eye

Yes she is fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246660)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut or is her ass a compact car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246783)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Dead multi-colored spot round eye

She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is shaped like the chernobyl elephant's foot. objectively speaking she could probably just wear properly fitted clothes, but she is too much of a slob to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247092)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Do you wash her with a garden hose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247794)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored spot round eye

I don't interact with her when she is naked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247802)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Do you think she has a dildo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247806)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored spot round eye

Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victorian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247821)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound out her vagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247825)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored spot round eye

When we conceived our child nearly three years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247858)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Mustard Passionate Whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247914)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Dead multi-colored spot round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247930)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: exciting dopamine trailer park

no.

i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but you cant let you're actual wife get like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246669)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: lavender hairy legs

Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246968)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247354)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Umber location

180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I’m not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49246977)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: plum federal locale famous landscape painting

this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with hawt model wives (from cebu)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247063)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Khaki Clown Sneaky Criminal

not as fat as she used to be but still fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247069)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247181)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Khaki Clown Sneaky Criminal

i haven't given her the dick in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247240)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Whoa. Where do you put your dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247348)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Khaki Clown Sneaky Criminal

my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247361)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247364)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Mustard Passionate Whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247918)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Aquamarine Titillating Legal Warrant Fanboi

93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee every day not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247187)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Mahogany Laughsome Laser Beams

Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247349)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Shivering rigpig

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247826)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Judgmental parlour generalized bond

Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49247889)