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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Lemon alcoholic hall selfie
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
charismatic hell
  11/24/25
No
azure big haunted graveyard
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Lemon alcoholic hall selfie
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
maroon tantric university
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
azure big haunted graveyard
  11/24/25
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hairraiser duck-like nursing home
  11/25/25
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Nofapping coffee pot
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
hairraiser duck-like nursing home
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Lemon alcoholic hall selfie
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
hairraiser duck-like nursing home
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Lemon alcoholic hall selfie
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
hairraiser duck-like nursing home
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
ocher step-uncle's house hairy legs
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Lemon alcoholic hall selfie
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
ocher step-uncle's house hairy legs
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Lemon alcoholic hall selfie
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
ocher step-uncle's house hairy legs
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Nubile Well-lubricated Legal Warrant Resort
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
charismatic hell
  11/24/25
yes
gaped kitchen mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
concupiscible turquoise station hunting ground
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
Lemon alcoholic hall selfie
  11/24/25
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Fiercely-loyal Shrine
  11/24/25
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Passionate Orchestra Pit Gay Wizard
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cowardly elite sneaky criminal really tough guy
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Galvanic disrespectful corn cake
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Lemon alcoholic hall selfie
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Galvanic disrespectful corn cake
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
thriller kink-friendly rehab private investor
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
smoky out-of-control indirect expression cuckoldry
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
garnet dopamine
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
charismatic hell
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
blue floppy friendly grandma ape
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Fiercely-loyal Shrine
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
Emerald Sticky Dysfunction Elastic Band
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ebony love of her life property
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
boyish weed whacker
  11/24/25
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godawful beady-eyed heaven
  11/25/25
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Lemon alcoholic hall selfie
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
racy newt
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
concupiscible turquoise station hunting ground
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Thirsty juggernaut
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
racy newt
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
trip useless volcanic crater
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
racy newt
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
electric glassy mediation range
  11/25/25
...
Galvanic disrespectful corn cake
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
appetizing trailer park
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Chestnut Heady Hospital
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
Razzle dead field boiling water
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Lemon alcoholic hall selfie

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: charismatic hell

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: azure big haunted graveyard

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lemon alcoholic hall selfie

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: maroon tantric university

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: azure big haunted graveyard

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: hairraiser duck-like nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Nofapping coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: hairraiser duck-like nursing home

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lemon alcoholic hall selfie

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: hairraiser duck-like nursing home

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Lemon alcoholic hall selfie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: hairraiser duck-like nursing home

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ocher step-uncle's house hairy legs

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Lemon alcoholic hall selfie

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: ocher step-uncle's house hairy legs

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Lemon alcoholic hall selfie

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: ocher step-uncle's house hairy legs

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Nubile Well-lubricated Legal Warrant Resort

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: charismatic hell

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: gaped kitchen mad-dog skullcap

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: concupiscible turquoise station hunting ground

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Lemon alcoholic hall selfie

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Passionate Orchestra Pit Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: cowardly elite sneaky criminal really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Galvanic disrespectful corn cake

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Lemon alcoholic hall selfie

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Galvanic disrespectful corn cake

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: thriller kink-friendly rehab private investor

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: smoky out-of-control indirect expression cuckoldry

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: garnet dopamine

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: charismatic hell

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: blue floppy friendly grandma ape

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Shrine

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Emerald Sticky Dysfunction Elastic Band

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: ebony love of her life property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: boyish weed whacker

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: godawful beady-eyed heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Lemon alcoholic hall selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: racy newt

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: concupiscible turquoise station hunting ground

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Thirsty juggernaut

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: racy newt

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: trip useless volcanic crater

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: racy newt

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: electric glassy mediation range

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Galvanic disrespectful corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: appetizing trailer park

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Chestnut Heady Hospital

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Razzle dead field boiling water

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49460651)