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Vishnu, Ganesh and Hitler walk into a Bar...

Vishnu, Ganesh, and Hitler walk into a bar. Ganesh smiles...
AZNgirl Swimming to Epstein Island
  02/17/26


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Date: February 17th, 2026 2:03 AM
Author: AZNgirl Swimming to Epstein Island

Vishnu, Ganesh, and Hitler walk into a bar.

Ganesh smiles politely. “One mango lassi, please.”

Vishnu says, “I’ll have whatever restores balance.”

Hitler slams his hand on the counter and shouts,

“I’ll take six million mango lassis!”

The whole bar goes silent.

The bartender leans in slowly and says,

“Yeah… we don’t do genocide-themed bulk orders here.”

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