Date: February 17th, 2026 2:03 AM
Author: AZNgirl Swimming to Epstein Island
Vishnu, Ganesh, and Hitler walk into a bar.
Ganesh smiles politely. “One mango lassi, please.”
Vishnu says, “I’ll have whatever restores balance.”
Hitler slams his hand on the counter and shouts,
“I’ll take six million mango lassis!”
The whole bar goes silent.
The bartender leans in slowly and says,
“Yeah… we don’t do genocide-themed bulk orders here.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835610&forum_id=2\u0026show=posted#49675276)