After school the Asian kid was standing in the hallway and this big white bear ran in from his car at 60mph (on foot) and in one motion slammed the Asian kid and there was a river of blood pooling from the kids head. It looked like someone fast forwarded a video that’s how fast it happened. It was like the song KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN.

Then I flipped my car onto some guy’s lawn in college and I had some Asian chick I was banging regularly in the passenger seat. I was blasting Take a Look Around when it happened and after the car flipped she was hysterically laughing. She was basically white grew up in Mamaroneck.

I remember my Asian roommate (randomly paired freshman year) had a huge crush on her and kept telling her it’s unsafe to be around me. She told him to fuck off.

Last night I was walking around and saw a cute Asian chick with a 6’1 stone faced bowl cut Asian bro and she looked like she was in love with him. Never would have happened a few years ago so Asians came a long way which is 180 and I was very happy for him.

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